jezebelthenun

Do you guys remember that yogurt lid that had me freaked out? I called it, bitches. Yogurt juju is takin' me out in pieces.

(OOC: Sorry, it's been a shitty week. For the record, I'm 100% pro "yes, and. . ." so go for it. Anything I set up is purely flavor) IC: Neflet charges the next closest troll. (1d20 = 10) Though she seems on target to strike, her front hoof lands on a large rock and she loses her balance, stumbling to one side. Her sword misses it's mark and bounces off of the ground as she attempts to steady herself. The troll wastes no time lumbering at Neflet, swinging a mighty fist down over her head. (1d20=17 1d8 w/ advantage 5/1=5 bludgeoning) The fist comes down heavy on Neflet and she buckles under it's strength. When it lifts, she bears a reddening streak across the top of her head and blood trickles down her forehead. With a smile, she stands slowly. Indeed, it has been a while since she has been hit like this. Willing the memory of pain to fortify her, she readies her sword. "Leave this one to me, boys! I've got my legs back now!"

I've got a thread of my current shitshow. *Thumbs up*

Oh, I've always had a thing for the merc with a mouth. I'd never miss any of those. Mostly Avengers/Capt America stuff is meh. I haven't seen a single Tom Holland Spider movie. I'd like to, though.

I've missed a ton of Marvel movies. Just couldn't keep up, and they never stop coming. Backlog got too big to make an effort.

They're like 13 years and 2 kids grosser.

That whole tragedy, and that night, set a lot of stuff in motion. I still listen to his first album a lot. Like Water gives me too many feels.

The therapist might be obligated to report my injuries, though. Could be the school district, too. It's wasn't the advocate or ABA confirmed.

We're not sure. Neighbors, or the advocate, or Ty's ABA, or her therapist. She's talented like that.

Much appreciated. Happy belated birthday, too.🧡

So sorry for your loss. 🧡

Updates because I hunger for an outlet. Dad's bladder is 100% cancer now. He likely needs it removed. No word on spread. His kidneys are pretty weak. He had surgery today to put tubes in them to bypass the bladder. Who knows how long he's got. It really sucks. Child Welfare came today because someone called and reported my daughter as dangerous. They aren't wrong. I've been physically attacked and injured several times, and she's been hospitalized several times in the last year and placed on several 51/50 holds. She's 12, guys. She's been violent since she was 2. The house is full of holes in walls from her losing it and kicking them. We've tried EVERYTHING. Meds, therapy, specialized schools, inpatient treatment... She's also 5' tall and strong as fuck. If she attacks her 4 year old brother, he's toast. We're looking into high security residential mental health. She'll probably be shipped out of state. To say I feel like a failure is an understatement, but we need to have a chance to be a family with the boys, and it's not possible if she lives here. Um, I ate some M&Ms today, so I've got that going for me.

fatabelthenun or jezebelfatnun I refuse to be left out like fat garbage.

100% not a joke. No mention of the tits, the hospital bracelet, or anything else. Just, "How come the vacuum's still in the box"?

Eww.

Over here acting like you AREN'T willing to go full DiCaprio. But I know, I'm just being bitchy. You've earned it, one way or another, I'm certain. I'm off to bed, so you're free of my harassment now.

No shame! Git you some!

Also, "I love my mattress cover".

Then maybe Marcie needs to hop on that dick and shut you up for an hour. I'm a sassy ho tonight. Sorry. ILU.

Pics or gtfo

Like most PEOPLE, I have no desire to decipher the partial conversations you share out loud that have been going on in your head for 10 minutes already. Like most women, I don't care to try unless you're feeding me or giving me something ridiculously thoughtful.

This is the most public "wyd?" text I've ever seen.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaybe? I'm not your babysitter.

The children were all asleep. You have no excuse other than that you don't listen when people with vaginas are talking. You hate women. I've figured you out.