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wacky1980

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  1. Well according to Kenny, those will only be worth $3000 in a few years, so I'll put down 20% for ya at that point.
  2. this is a chinese hack attempt. if you try this, your can of morton will get infected with worms, and you'll end up with a sore throat AND a rumbly tummy. the proof is in the broken english.
  3. Taking "Beat It" to new heights.
  4. I'll hire you zeni. You get paid by the punch, so get crackin'.
  5. they still gotta live next to each other after that shit happens though. best to do it under cover of darkness, from about 50 yards away, unseen. prank them into moving out, instead of giving them a target for retaliation. this comes as a double-win. make life for them so bad that they decide to move. then whenever someone's viewing the property as a potential buyer, prank them too. drive the price down on the property until the family can pool funds and buy it back. then next year when taxes come out, everyone will start getting that money back in the form of depressed assessment values for that one low-price sale.
  6. shit, i've eaten that in one meal.
  7. i've not seen any of this backstory. neighbor sounds like someone who needs to have their front door acquainted with a slingshot load of shit. a slingshit, some would say.
  8. reo speedwagon - time for me to fly
  9. hey, let's gay this place all the way up.
  10. whatever, you've been warned.
  11. prepare it all and then re-freeze it. should be just fine if you do it now.
  12. hey don't be hard on ghostrek. he'll slap his horsecock across your forehead.
  13. i'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down man.
  14. itt: ghostrek calls his bitches "fast food"
  15. wacky1980

    Hey!

    stop breaking the science.
  16. one thread per boob. i get it.
  17. no, ghostrek walk up swinging his dick like this
  18. what a twist: ghostrek has impeccable writing skills in his native tounge.
  19. maybe he didn't understand the labels on the button thingies. the forum language is set by default to "english" but maybe we need mods to add "ghostrek" as an option.
  20. first time i've ever been able to tell ghostrek "mine's bigger" lol.
  21. i noticed that when i was on the site yesterday. they just keep adding thousands upon thousands of people who were compromised in that breach. makes one warm and fuzzy.
  22. my good sex don't write checks.there are times when i have to rely on debt like most every other american schmuck.
  23. only time i ever took out a card with them was via a store card i signed up for years ago. when i saw it was financed by capital one a month later, i paid it off and closed it.
  24. they're the only ones who approved a card for my new doppelganger. fuck 'em.
  25. heh. i just realized it was exactly one year ago yesterday, that equifax announced the breach. wonder if that's coincidence.
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