wacky1980

saturdays we run half staff, and that means everyone is in the lobby in some capacity. better in a window than answering phones lol got 2 barbecue trucks coming in to have a friendly competition. gonna send people all over town on a scavenger hunt that's really only happening so the wife and i have plenty to laugh at all night. i'll be playing dj til the band starts at 8, and then i'm serving beer til i fall down sometime after midnight. should be fun.

running a teller window this morning (fuck you saturday) and then off to the bar to set up for a benefit party. scavenger hunt, food & drink, live music, auctions & raffles, all that good sheeit. a friend is fighting stage iv cervical cancer, so we're gonna try to raise a few thousand bucks to put toward her bills.

my dentist dipped because he said it kept your teeth sparkly white.

CDs have had pretty shitty returns over the last 10 years. their rates are starting to climb again, but that also means it's becoming more expensive to borrow money too. if you don't mind a bit of risk, it's more profitable to invest in mutual funds.

grandparents maybe? sneaky, forgetful savers, those old folks.

i just claimed $6.46 from a google thing a week ago, but i have no idea from when or why.

i'm gonna chime here. this is all hypothetical because i doubt you'll find a bank that would do this, but if you opened one $1k cd in 2006 with a 12-year maturity at 3% fixed yield and bi-annually compounded interest that was re-invested into the cd, it would be worth about $1430 at maturity in 2018. at 4%, you're looking at $1609. in reality, the rate would have changed whenever the cert renewed (probably every 3/6/9 mo or 1/2/3 years, etc) so these numbers are probably a bit high. but that's your ballpark.

seriously though, board rate on something like that is probably 0.10% and she won't get anything better than board rate.

narrator: not only did fuggs already send nudes, she set her messenger to auto-respond to everyone with those same nudes.

vip board access.

if this were actually happening, she'd have blocked him by now. unless she's enjoying the rare bit of attention. does he like your bobs and vagene?

even a bad bj is still a bj. i'd rather be receiving a bad bj right now, than no bj at all. but i'm married so they're a rare item in these parts.

i agree.

can you put a collar and leash on a rabbit? i feel like you can, but i don't know how humane it is. option #2 is to make him a house critter. again, rabbit, know nothing, but i think my sister has kept rabbits in the house before. if he's a cuddler, it might be nice for him and you both.

i have zero experience raising bun buns. he doesn't have like, a hole under the fence or something to climb over from?

is jo-jo a cow or?

too much ozark for my blood. but i bet you could float down a lazy river somewhere on that 250 acres.

she'd been on hospice for a few days. now she can get back to serving up that order of four whole fried chickens and a coke to mr. belushi. RIP

put the bill in an envelope and mail it to your provider.

the whole bill was $1200? before any copay, deductions, etc?

what was the total bill?

copay? premium? amount remaining due? need context to determine level of rage.

always add about 12...120% on the top. leave room for those cheapskates to negotiate you down a bit.