wacky1980

i've seen where they take the guy onstage, tear his shirt off and whip him with his own belt, but i've never seen teeth blown out. that's some pro level shit. we grew up about 25 miles from east dubuque, where there were 3 or 4 strip clubs along one stretch of road along with other nightclubs. we'd hit those up a lot after getting drunk in galena. they were kinda rough, but $50 would get you just about whatever you wanted. and then we'd hit the chicago dog restaurant to sober up a bit before driving home. good times. they all closed down about 10-15 years ago. probably for the best.

i mean ...

keeps getting better.

enhance.

i think i have a sinus infection. the drainage has been kicking my throat's ass since friday. and today my ears won't pop. time for a chemical assist. also, first day back in the office for over a week. torture on its own, but doubly shitty now.

i bet "mj" followed everyone from last night so he could get you all to join a new clique, just to kick everyone out of it who wronged him over the years. he's petty like that.

Well according to Kenny, those will only be worth $3000 in a few years, so I'll put down 20% for ya at that point.

this is a chinese hack attempt. if you try this, your can of morton will get infected with worms, and you'll end up with a sore throat AND a rumbly tummy. the proof is in the broken english.

Taking "Beat It" to new heights.

I'll hire you zeni. You get paid by the punch, so get crackin'.

they still gotta live next to each other after that shit happens though. best to do it under cover of darkness, from about 50 yards away, unseen. prank them into moving out, instead of giving them a target for retaliation. this comes as a double-win. make life for them so bad that they decide to move. then whenever someone's viewing the property as a potential buyer, prank them too. drive the price down on the property until the family can pool funds and buy it back. then next year when taxes come out, everyone will start getting that money back in the form of depressed assessment values for that one low-price sale.

shit, i've eaten that in one meal.

i've not seen any of this backstory. neighbor sounds like someone who needs to have their front door acquainted with a slingshot load of shit. a slingshit, some would say.

reo speedwagon - time for me to fly

hey, let's gay this place all the way up.

whatever, you've been warned.

prepare it all and then re-freeze it. should be just fine if you do it now.

hey don't be hard on ghostrek. he'll slap his horsecock across your forehead.

i'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down man.