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wcar kyle?
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nice
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using a woman's recollection of labor & delivery while using an epidural as proof that labor doesn't hurt. may as well ask post-paralysis christopher reeve if it hurts when someone smashes his toes with a hammer, and use his answer to justify smashing the toes of healthy people. fucking idiot.
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My significant other told me about this place
wacky1980 replied to midnight's topic in UEMB.com Community Discussion
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such an obvious troll that i'm not even gonna counter it. have fun.
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the unposted posts are stored in the cookies for the site on your browser. the site's server doesn't receive any of that info until you click "submit" unless the cookie is sending it back, which is pretty unlikely. now, it's possible your browser is syncing cookies if you're using the same browser across your devices and you've taken steps to make that happen, but it wouldn't be doing it on its own. most likely explanation is the purple haze has clouded the memory
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jealous because you'll never find a man dumb enough to put a ring on it lol
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wife is the same way. occasionally she makes something she thinks is sub-par, but i won't let her toss it because it usually still eats just fine.
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gritty, i'd assume. btw, if your lemon cake doesn't turn out, i know of someone who will gladly dispose of it for you....
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what kinda cake?
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there's a blind pig in champaign, il (u of i). it's a brewpub and they make some pretty good beers. i have their barrel-aged cherry milk stout on deck right now.
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"fuck yo back" is what my back has been saying to me all day. i only managed to finish up about 1/3 of the concrete leveling work last night, and i'm already out of commission. round 2 on saturday should be a hoot. i need a vicodin or a bottle of bourbon, maybe both.
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sandwich is next to the town of plano, the home of plano tackle boxes. sandwich is also in dekalb county, home of dekalb brand field corn. sandwich was named after the hometown of the founder of the city. he grew up in sandwich, new hampshire. this has been your "idgafacts" post for the day.
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again, is your name bill?
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that thought came from your skull.
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i never once said bill was a bad dude. he was definitely a fat piece of shit, but he wasn't a bad dude. you're the one equating obesity with being a bad person. you drew that line, not me. for shame.
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shit no, bill thought the world of me. but he's been gone for like 10 years now.
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i know bill's been tied to some stupid shit over the years, but i think this is probably the most insulted he's been, lending his name to fuggs like that.
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so your name's bill now?
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eww no. i wouldn't even fuck him with some other dude's dick filled with your blood. dude got laid a lot though. even with those fat little vienna sausage fingers, he was a great blues piano player and the fat chicks just swooned. he had some good smash stories too, and by good i mean disgusting. but that's what happens when you put it to all the trough hogs after the show.
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i had a buddy who was diabetic. he was also pretty overweight. he would get real pissy if you didn't give him the opportunity to eat a meal every two hours because his "blood sugar would get too low" or some shit. no bill, you're just always hungry because you're a fat piece of shit.
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tabletop testing is a beeeitch. have fun with that.