wacky1980

tennessee elects mayors for their counties. fancy.

i'm sorry, i don't have exact change. can you break this $20 without using a calculator?

if we talked irl? i assume the conversation would go something like me: can i get fries with that? you: yes sir. what size? me: medium. you: ok. does that complete your order? me: yes you: ok. that will be $13.58 at the first window.

wrapped around the leg. fuck, i always forget about that move.

stress ball had a stress nut. also, put your junk in the next one.

tim horton's original blend with a bit of sugar til noon. unsweet black tea til supper. imperial ales any time of the day.

i made plans to take the family to the zoo in stl this weekend. it was gonna be me, wifey, our two offspring and my oldest boy from the previous thing, plus some of the in-laws. it took me all week to get everything scheduled and booked, and to get everyone on the same page. we rarely take off like this because we have to work around a lot of other people's schedules, find someone trustworthy to handle the cash at the bar, take care of the animals, etc etc. anyways, i got everything figured out and we were all set to go. so when i picked the oldest up yesterday from his step-dad, i was informed that he "probably has strep" because his half-sisters both have it. no heads-up, no visit to the doctor or medicine to fix it. just "here's your kid. he's contagious. have a good weekend!" sure enough, he dropped a big 102 fever last night. so i asked his mom if i could bring him back since we had big weekend plans she was already taking care of 2 strep kids, and we'd make up the time another weekend. her response was "no, we already have plans." with 2 sick children? "they're none of your concern." and you couldn't have had the third treated at the same time? "he wasn't sick." so then why is he telling me you've been fighting his fever with tylenol all day? "he's your responsibility. it's called being a parent." BITCH, i have my two kids 24/7 and my third as often as i can. you ship all 3 of your kids, from 3 different dads btw, every damn weekend so you can ride bitch on your next victim's bike all over the countryside and get shitfaced. i know this because people feel it necessary to let me know when they see you out "being a parent" in every bar from here to the state capitol. please don't wrap that bike around someone's rear bumper this weekend. so anyways, back to this trip i had planned. it was too late to cancel the hotel rooms (i could have cancelled, but i would have had to pay full price anyways so fuck that), so i talked wifey's mom into taking my place. i sent everyone off this morning, and i'm staying home with the sick one all weekend because i can't have him around everyone if he's fighting strep. and now i'm sitting here, bored out of my fucking skull while i'm getting snaps every 10 minutes from the rest of the family, off on their weekend adventure that i planned and paid for. that's what being a fucking parent entails, you spoiled, ungrateful cunt. i'm really not opposed to hiring a hitman at this point. no one would mourn you, except maybe your kids, and that would pass in a day or two once they realized how much better off they were.

i locked myself out of my retirement account because i never actually look at it, but it looks like it actually gained a half a percent today.

i'm sorry, i can't understand you very well. you gotta take those balls out of your throat and speak clearly into the mic.

i don't disagree, and that's why mine is locked down as hard as possible. but not everyone is that careful or attentive. and i'm not saying facebook is the only bad guy in the room here either. they're just one of the biggest, and if they weren't involved in some shady shit, you wouldn't be seeing them having to defend themselves in front of congress.

listen, you can suckle zuc's balls all day if you want. he still put together a company that deceived a lot of people, took their private data, and sold it down the stream. if that's the company you keep, that's your problem, not mine.

well when i joined fb 10+ years ago, i certainly didn't think it would be by stealing my contacts list and monitoring my browsing history and conversations. but hey, i guess i'm just old-fashioned.

as a business owner, facebook is a necessary evil if you want to stay top of mind with your customers. beyond that, it's a trash platform that has a singular use: to steal your data and serve you ads for profit. idc if zuc is the smartest person on the planet. he's done more harm to data privacy than almost anyone else in history. if he loses control of the beast he created, i question the motives of anyone who doesn't find at least a little joy in that.

so are you ... defending facebook or something? what's your angle here?

i have ask before actually responding to the question: which two?

so he probably dropped a couple places on the "wealthiest assholes" list. poor little fella.

at this time yesterday, or now?

lol, it's off 20% since yesterday's close. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that's gotta hurt.

i read about that too. papa john needs to walk away, but it seems he's bound & determined to kill that buisness. fucking jealous exes.

it'll be fun to watch zuc get zucced from his own company. i don't think he's been much more than a face (nopun) since their ipo, but it will still feel good.

step right up! come see the human contradiction, folks.

i think the best description of their business model at this point is "lowlife data peddlers" but you won't get them to admit that.

i personally doubt the intelligence of anyone investing in facebook for more than a quick ride. who ever thought that was a good idea, doesn't need to be touching my money.

I think "skin orgasm" is a bit strong. But yes, quite a lot.

yeah, i'm not really opposed to such a thing in the right circumstances. the cubs had, at that point, played 7 games in 6 days and burned thru their bullpen a couple times over that stretch. maddon was giving the regular rotation a break in a situation that didn't actually call for them. and it was fun. that's also kinda why ferrell started yesterday, and is now headed back to iowa today.