wacky1980

Kinda difficult to accomplish those from in here. That's why I'm asking for suggestions. Gosh.

No worries, this is all covered. Now what?

So I'm sitting in the ER waiting room with the 3yo after he split his forehead open on his headboard. Got a nice gouge in his left eyebrow. Judging by the number of folks in this room with us, we should be here for awhile. What do now?

fun story no one cares about. johnathan davis' half brother mark chavez just left his role as lead singer of adema earlier this year. the bassist / singer / utility guy in adema, his name is tim fluckey, he's from here. they rolled into town on their bus one night when i was bartending in like 2010. i had no idea who any of them were except tim because local, plus he kinda stands out...or he did back when he had the hair and the beard. and he's like 8' tall. i assumed the rest of them were in the band with him. anyways, that's about it. nothing crazy happened. they had some drinks and took off. aaaaaand that wasn't such a fun story after all. oh well, carry on.

wife has been doing hello fresh for a few months now. she only gets vegetarian meals. i'm not complaining because i don't have to buy the stuff, but a little red meat wouldn't kill a guy. they're pretty good though.

the matrix part 4? really?? 😒

red rum, sir, is murder.

me rn

sorry, i don't speak italian. i do, actually. but not that fancy proper version.

tastes like artificially-sweetened cotton candy. i dunno, they're all about 2x sweeter than i think they need to be. if they didn't way over-do it with the sucralose, i think they'd be better off.

hey back off man. soco was some ok shit on a tight budget. i preferred turkey, but soco on the rocks was some white trash sophistication like 20 years ago.

sure, with the exception of several clashes with the kurds, some political assassinations, and a coups or two throughout the 60's and 70's, it was totally peaceful.

really though, how far back do you have to travel to find any considerable length of time in which the people of iraq were not experiencing occupation, political upheaval, chaos, and/or outright war? welcome to the new normal, same as the old normal.

i've always just assumed that the junior bush was looking for an excuse to get back into iraq and finish off what the senior bush couldn't accomplish. so for me, the current iraq/afghan conflict is just desert storm, round 2.

it was always the best tower. just ask him. he'll tell you.

as of today, 9/11 is officially old enough to vote and smoke cigs and fight for its country. BUT IT'S NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK A BEER WTF MAN

wife buys cases of this shit to sell at the bar. i've tried a few of them. if you can get past the horrible fake sweetener taste, some of them are alright. stay the fuck away from the birthday cake flavor though. if it sounds vile, that's because it is.

finally got an email response last night: "hmm. it should have made it there, i don't see it cut from your invoice. but if you didn't get it then yes i will send with next delivery." next delivery is in 4 weeks. not only will it be seasonally out of sync by then, but the customer interest in this brand-new product will have waned and i won't be able to move it at all. not to mention, it probably won't show up on that truck either. and to top it off, these assholes won't sell me any cases of 3 floyds because we're "a bar, not a liquor store" (hint: we're licensed as both), even though there's not another place in town that sells anything from them and we're also pushing the 3F flagships on draft. we sold through 4 half barrels and another 4 cases since last month (yeah, they were ok selling cases to us last month). what kind of shit distro doesn't want to sell products that they have in stock, to retailers who are practically begging for it within an emerging market space? i did get my case of prairie bomb, so at least that went right. not the most expensive 12-pack we bought this year, but at $81 it was probably the 2nd or 3rd most expensive. worth it though; got damn that's a good beer. and i got a case of a ddh ipa called "a wizard is never late" from a regional brewery called triptych. first time buy on that one, and it's lovely. and i now have enough marzen kegs to round out my oktoberfest flight in the hop garden. look at that, ending my rant on a happy note. feels good man.

well we already pay upon delivery, for only the items that show up. thanks for playing though.

day keeps getting better. most recent mouthful of bullshit is one of our beer distributors. i ordered a bunch of stuff yesterday, all with written (email) confirmation that it would come in on the truck this morning. delivery showed up this morning, and was missing a keg of one beer i ordered, and a case of another beer i ordered that i specifically asked for a confirmation that it would show up. and now that i'm trying to get back in touch with the sales rep to figure out what the hell's going on, he won't respond to emails. the liquor store 30 minutes away got their case of special stuff. what the allocated fuck is wrong with these people?

that's the spirit. introduce contraband, get fired paid administrative leave for retraining. no work, all the pay. like a true liberal welfare queen. bucket, i had no idea.

god damn woman. keep it up, and you're gonna force me to give you a like.

so you choose to stay in your own then. ok, no skin off deez.

you should move up here. there's warehouse work starting at like $17/hr, and you can transfer up to office work after 6 months if you're not a complete idiot. i know kids who went to work there straight out of high school, pulling down like $60k on internal sales desks. or there's always the state prison on the edge of town. they start guards at like $48k and move up into the $70s after 5 years. full state pension at retirement after just 25 years. you could literally fuck a pile of cash. wait...this thread is all like, pretend stuff, right? the employment is real, but i don't really want you to move to my town.

you ask someone for their application login credentials to troubleshoot their issue, and they give you their windows login. you can't figure out why it doesn't work. you ask them if they're sure. they confirm it. you fail again. now you're locked out. a few minutes later, you finally figure out they gave you the wrong credentials because they're stupid. you inform them of the difference between windows login and application login. next day, same issue. you ask them for their application login credentials. they give you their windows login.