wacky1980

i think it's going to slow to an eventual stop, and will just disappear into the bermuda triangle. nothing to see here folks, move along.

shit, i was thinking of your pimp. nevermind, carry on.

so your boss is the owner of the place you work?

i bet your boss, if s/he actually exists, is clearing 80k.

i secretly wish for the day facebook wants me to jump through those hoops. i have no problems abandoning my account and moving on with life.

i saw some fuckery going on this morning. glad to see it's just fb jail and not the real thing for murdering your neighbor.

we're calling in all of our children. they've been out in the wild, spreading the message. now it's time for our triumphant reunion. a reunion of blood and balloons.

on some level, i think it's an insult in every dialect.

bless your pea-pickin' heart.

life makes sense now. apologies.

lol, i just noticed this post. i'd like to get your definition of "service job" before i respond to it.

aww, a vanity search. good thing i didn't discuss customer accounts, right?

knowing fuggs, it's probably all made up anyways. i have no idea what it really is.

if you're actually discussing details of an actual policy that really exists, this should get you fired.

but what does the puppy die from? is thor zapping one with lightning every time some shmo jacks it into his shower drain? is there some asshole pervert who peeps on dudes pulling their pud in their own bedrooms, and then hops into his car and drives around town til he finds one to run over? is the dog choking on the ejaculate? ew, that crossed a line.

and if they don't have their phone system set up to broadcast all outgoing calls as coming from the main line, then they probably have dated tech everywhere else in their bank too. which makes them more open to fraud and ID theft. banks should be primarily focused on data security. these guys are chumps.

seems like an odd glitch to just randomly happen. principal-no-date is a payment type that is set when the transaction is conducted. when done online, it's batched and processed automatically, but it's not really possible for the system to change it by itself. and it should never touch human hands again, once you click submit. that's like saying your voting machine changed your vote from hillary to trump on its own. and we know that could never happen. find a better bank. if their system is randomly changing transaction type from a glitch, then it can also randomly change dollar amount or account number. there should be bells ringing in their processing department if this happens more than zero times. and for them to act like it's just some weird quirk and not get worried about it, tells me they don't really give a shit about a lot of important stuff. don't let them anywhere near your money.

all beer. 3 floyds brewery launch event last night at the bar. lots of pints of big beers. too many.

chugged a red bull and a quart of water already, and a couple ibuprofen. and then an orange crush. it's starting to go away.

wish i was. hangoverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

that's pretty badass if you stop and think about it.

i wonder if you would last longer if you held your bre.... no, probably not.

well...you can...but it won't go back on, and that would be less fun after awhile.

of course. didn't he hide out in a waterfall or a cave or some shit?

nabs has this issue where he says things without understanding how words work. you'd be better off ignoring both of us, really.