wacky1980

i might give myself a haircut tonight. it's probably been about 18 months or so. shit's getting too long. when you can singe it on your cigarette, it's time.

light the bed on fire. if he's alive, he'll move. if he's dead, you've saved on his cremation expenses.

friends you never even knew you had, i'm tellin' ya.

pronounced rammin' right? i don't eat ramen anymore, but i lived on maruchan ramen beef flavor in college. my recipe was fucking disgusting, looking back. boil the noodles, drain the water, add the packet, and toss in some meatballs and bbq sauce. it's a wonder i'm still alive.

the easiest fix is simple. become the drug hookup in your group. the rest of it will take care of itself.

good, go get a mod. this is called food. you eat it. sorry if that's foreign to your senitive eyes.

you're pretty close to the big testicle festival out in montana. i'd like to check that out sometime. can i live vicariously through your experiences out there instead?

turkey testicles are tame. you just batter and fry them whole, and they taste a lot like a chicken nugget. it's when you have to peel, cut up, soak / marinade, and then batter and serve these big bull balls, that's for the pros.

fun fact: raw turkey testicles kinda look like cashews. we'll have these available (battered and fried) this year.

this is the last one because it's fucking expensive and takes several months of planning. we don't have the time to dedicate anymore, with two small kids and everything else going on in daily life. also, we've been kinda typeset as the "testicle festival bar" and we want to move away from that image. it's hard to gain traction for other event formats because people expect everything we do to be a derivative of the redneck party the last bar owners came up with.

some of you have threatened, but never followed through. well, this is your final notice. you get one more chance to come over here and eat my nuts before i never offer them again. of course, i'm talking about our last ever testicle festival. no, it's not a gay orgy (sorry everyone). and it's not a bunch of dudes hanging out at a party with no chicks in sight...hopefully. we actually prepare and fry up a pile of animal testicles, and serve them as the focus of a street party in front of our bar. there's nuts for eating, but also other food vendors, booze and more booze, live music, and some other entertaining shit going on. if you're looking for an excuse to travel to bfe illinois in a couple weeks, here you go.

never was a pc gamer, and i pretty much grew out of console gaming before online became a big thing. i think i played some mariocart wii online a time or two, but that might be it.

i had some fried chicken and a big ol' chunk of sharp cheddar. it's not glorious, but it made a nice base for all these beers.

is this the part where people are supposed to mock your choice and quantity of beverage? you're teeing it up pretty high, man.

ewwwwno. what kind of beer, like a chocolate stout? i could maaaaybe see that. but not a lager, shit no.

damn, i miss those days! we carted off all the kids to an aunt's house wednesday night, so what did we do? road tripped to the restaurant for dinner and then went bar hopping til 1am. i felt old thursday, that's for sure.

your first hemorrhoid will push you over the line.

bitches be ugly at any age tho.

consider yourself lucky. your tyler durden is only getting stoned and chewing up your data allowance.

the description is right though. you shouldn't use a drain snake or bladder inside your ass. did you just waste 14k won?

this reminds me. i have to put in a pre-buy order for a couple cases of these today. it's tough to get around here, so i have to order it now in order to have a chance at getting any when it's released in september.

i don't know if you can find "boulevard" out there, but they make a couple really good wheats.

i already addressed that point though too. i do not know the history of beer laws in china, but i can't find any record of there having been a ban on alcohol at any time there in the last 2,000 years. and yet, they produce the largest quantity of "bland bread water"-type beers in the world. snow lager is the single best-selling beer there is, more than bud or busch or their light varieties, and most of it is consumed within china. you can't even get it here. so china, which has not had that prohibition-type of blanket-ban on the production and consumption of alcohol at any time in modern history, is responsible for producing one of the blandest, most watery beers there is. and their people vacuum it up. so i don't think it can be said that a lack of production based on any laws is responsible for producing beer to satiate a shitty palate. while i'm not drinking beer right now, i enjoyed a couple kona golden ales last night, plus a toppling goliath pale ale that was spectacular.

i've had pretty good luck with amazon bulbs and lamps for my truck. replaced dome / interior lights, brake lights and turn signals, and some stuff inside the dash. some of them required the load resistors, some didn't. the amazon listings usually contain compatibility charts for most vehicle types. and you're gonna spend about 1/2 to 1/3 as much than if you managed to find them in a store. do eet.