wacky1980

we have to hang up the suv. wife needs a bigger vehicle to haul around the litter of offspring, so we're going in for a minivan. and y'know what? fuck the minivan stigma. some of them are pretty swanky. my first ride was my parents' old nissan quest, and it was titties. more room is our official reason for trading up, but i'm kinda unofficially looking forward to the meatier engine and the entertainment system to keep the young ones occupied on trips. plus, i've never fucked in a minivan. and this new one has those fold-flat seats...

i like miracle hwhip on sandwiches, but i prefer mayo (spicy) when used as an ingredient and a dip. oh, right. pick one. uhmmm...i'll go mayo.

been at work for 90 minutes already. but i get to leave at 11:30 so there's that.

it didn't work? then who the hell have i been nibbling on for the last hour?? man, if it fucked up and sent me to fuggs instead, i'ma be really upset.

does that work with pizza? ... [pizza]eat me[/pizza] crap, guess not.

i had hopes. but it came and went a couple times before being gone for like an hour. and now we're back, so who dafuk knows.

i kinda feel like having the boards return an immediate error is better than sitting and waiting for the page to load for 30 seconds before getting an error. i call this an improvement.

electric. found your problem.

busy/lazy/busy again. had to pick up the beer wagon this morning from a wedding reception that happened last night. unloaded it and zeroed the register for today. then came home to a wife with a headache and two hungry kiddos, so i did lunch. youngest is napping right now and the other one is watching peanuts: race for your life (ok, i'm watching it and he's just in the room). when wifey wakes up, i'll probably put her back in charge of the kids so i can go mow the yard and clean up outside. then i'm gonna fire up the grill and do some porch drinking for the remainder (unless wife is still migraine'd out, then i'll probably have to put off the drinking exhibition til after kiddos go to bed). today is the first day of my vacation from the bank. also the laziest i'll get for the whole week. ugh.

are those still a thing? i haven't lived in a house with a dish since college. also a casual fan, like with golf or basketball. i know the rules and recognize some of the important players, but that's the extent of it.

balls.

i don't mean to draw attention to it in order to make everyone else hate it too. just the mods/admins. if they'd do juuuuuust a little bit of looking at the shit gifs they put up, we could probably avoid this mess altogether.

i really want to take a crack at this one, but there's no love in it anymore. someone else pick this one up.

it's like that mighty mouse gif from the last round. the loop isn't perfect, and that's what gets my goat the most. take some fucking pride in your gifs, assholes! quit with this ocd-rage-inducing shit!

my oldest computer turned 10 in february. bought it as a day 1 vista release item. i'm still eating that shit sandie, but i actually modded it to the point where it wasn't a total lemon. it's my torrent box and part-time media server (when the nas is being a bitch), and it dual boots gnome for kicks. also salvaged an old pc from the bank that's still running xp, that's probably approaching 10 years. it's just a backup machine right now. got a refurb'd m4600 laptop from dell about 3 years ago that was probably new in '11, but it's still a bit of a beast since upgrading it to win10. that's my wannabe-dj control center and also what i use for graphic design. finally, a 4yo chromebook from acer that still handles most of my casual web browsing, when my mobile can't cut it. i've got half a mind to pick up a gently used server and virtualize my windows machines + add dedicated media, web, and email servers, and use the dell laptop to remote into them on demand. but that will also require some electrical / network upgrades in the house, and taking advantage of the fiber being laid thru town next year. i'm down with a 100mb symmetrical link.

i picked it up from working as lighting director for the production team in college, and it seemed like kinda an industry slang term since then for live production at concert / theater stuff. maybe it's just that the people i worked with were all oddballs. that would actually make good sense.

*fuck i still use that term* -_' i'm gonna go home and empty my random shit cabinet drawer, pull out all my old adapters, and plug them in just for you packie. the watts, they's a-gettin' wasted tonight!

not really, no. i destroyed my knees as a kid/teen, and i've been paying the price for probably the last 10 years. sometimes they're fine, but they tend to get stiff after sitting for more than an hour or so, and then they ache for 10 minutes after getting up. if one or the other gets bad enough (maybe a few times per year for each one) i have to wear a brace for a week to help it recover. worst part is i fucking hate pain pills. ibuprofen or naproxen is about the strongest shit i'll take, even though the wife normally has lortab and hydrocodone around for her cycle bs. knee pain can eat a horsecock.

it hasn't rained here (with the exception of an odd downpour that lasted <5 minutes on sunday) for about a week. must be some kind of a record.

at any given time, i'm either grabbing my own balls, or i'm not.

i'll wag mah dick atcha when you fly over. i have nothing else to contribute to this thread.

you spelled "assholes" wrong.

i think in this case, "graphic novel" refers to "coloring book" and writing for it probably entails a subtitle on the cover page. something like "TACOS: a coloring book for children". done. $50 please.

i like to put vulfpeck on shuffle when i'm doing whatever random tasks at home or work.

shit, i probably wouldn't touch her either. some random reverse-elvira chick comes running up asking for a big hug? hell no bitch. and he had to decline three times before she got the hint? she's already a fucking celebrity, she should know better.