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Rogue_Alphonse

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  1. Rogue_Alphonse
    I'll cuddle you too.
  2. Rogue_Alphonse
    At least 2-3 times a week.
  3. Rogue_Alphonse
    I'd rather not even be near the dude. Plus, getting in a fist fight while conceal-carrying a firearm is definitely something I could get arrested for, and I'd rather not have that happen. In other news, the lift ended up getting done tonight
  4. Rogue_Alphonse
    Well if you hadn't seen in DF, I can't get the fuck away from KMARTs...
  5. Rogue_Alphonse
    Except it’s nothing like that at all but ok
  6. Rogue_Alphonse
    It’ll be even easier after the lift heres to hoping I won’t have death wobble. I may have to align the front end but that is also cake and can be done with a couple wrenches and a tape measure.
  7. Rogue_Alphonse
    The oil change is cake on my Jeep... don’t even have to jack it up.
  8. Rogue_Alphonse
    Mmm big rubbers
  9. Rogue_Alphonse
    And I have to install a lift kit, get my new tires mounted, do a pre off-roading inspection (because I’m doing that over the weekend) and probably 50 other things. At least I’m seeing Tool next Monday!! Someone come do my job for me this week so I have more time to do shit
  10. Rogue_Alphonse
    Some people definitely need it
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    Lock Topic
  13. Rogue_Alphonse
    MY GF IS SO ADORABLE
  14. Rogue_Alphonse
    69 for a/c and 71 for heat is optimal efficiency. also, open only the upstairs vents and close the downstairs vents in summer, Vice-versa for winter.
  15. Rogue_Alphonse
    NO. BAD.
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    Be careful, Viperslayer might go full transphobe again. Oh wait. My gender is cuddle
  18. Rogue_Alphonse
    ARF ARF ARF
  19. Rogue_Alphonse
    LIAR
  20. Rogue_Alphonse
    They don't blind people (especially if they have tinted windows), they just annoy.
  21. Rogue_Alphonse
    wat
  22. Rogue_Alphonse
    It's scumBAG thank you
  23. Rogue_Alphonse
    That's when I kick Overdrive off and blow around you I mean, if you're going 70 in the fast lane and the speed limit is 65 and the traffic to the right is all going slower and there's no adequate space to move over, I'll be patient. But if the right lane is WIDE OPEN or you're just lingering beside someone going the same speed... prepare for annoyance
  24. Rogue_Alphonse
    I get up behind the slow left laner and ride the yellow line with my asshole bright low beams and equally bright fog lights on... because bright ass Silverstars through semi-milky 1998 headlight lens is far more annoying than the new blue projector beams and such. Plus my lights are right at rearview/rear window level... even with tinted windows I can see you on your phone. I call it "pushing" and it works 95% of the time.
  25. Rogue_Alphonse
    inb4okboomer
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