Rogue_Alphonse

Can I hug you?

I might do a front locker... the rear is getting a Ford Explorer 8.8 swap with some sort of Trac-Lok... people do all this crazy expensive shit with spools and Aussie Lockers and shit... when in reality a stock Explorer Trak-Lok with upgraded clutches works wonders for street and off-road driving. Plus I can keep the Explorer discs and the Grand Cherokee parking brake cables work... and that entire setup is superior to what Chrysler slapped together... Sounds like a lot... but remember, I sold the Jeep for $2k to a family member who really needed a vehicle and I got it back three years later for free because a "reputable shop" couldn't get rid of the check engine light and therefore couldn't pass emissions. nuts to them, they used all cheap brand ignition parts and sensors chasing the issue. I haven't seen a check engine light in over 9500 miles since I actually fixed it... for less than $40. Oh, and I almost... ALMOST picked up a Grand Cherokee 5.9 Dana 44 rearend the other day for way cheap but that aluminum housing worries me... and the Ford rear has such a better aftermarket support.

My honest take: Run parties. I have helped run or host house parties so much over the years.. and to boot you get invited to other house parties... and then meet more people. now instead of house parties, I have my own or I help run the biggest party a convention could ask for... with free booze. You. Meet. Lots.

Mine does too. 4x4 LOW.

Every meal was almost $9 before tax...

Maybe it's New England.

Don’t feel bad, back in the day mine was a Karenmobile. But Karen then was more badass and easy going.

I HAVE THAT HAT

Guess what I’m ordering tonight... brand new Goodyear Wranglers for the Jeep

Great Macaronis to you too!

No, you drove on packed down parking lot. Not soft sand where you need to air down your tires and you absolutely need 4x4 low range or your transmission will overheat to the point of catching fire. I drove the Mustang onto a sound side beach in the OBX... blasted through the like 200 feet of soft sand and got to the wet hard sand. That’s the easy part.

Careful, the person sabotaging Fuggs might be after you 🙄

It’s still just not worth it. I’ve only mainly gotten nugs and chicken fries within the past year (8 or 9 times I’ve gone) and man I really was up for a burger and just... what a depressing lunch

INCORRECT

Wendy’s was the first to make me sick like 7 years ago... McD’s over 3... haven’t eaten either since.

I usually just get nugs... because I usually just get a quick snack rather than an actual lunch...but even that ends up not being worth it.

And I can drive onto the beach so I’m superior

Subway is a shithole. Every one I see looks damn near abandoned. They can’t even afford to build their own stores-they lease half empty strip malls. you also eat McD’s a lot because you like to harass their employees and then post about it here. also I like how this thyroid thing is the newest excuse. My cousin has thyroid issues too and she’s about 120 pounds...

Excuse me sir, they’re called subs out there. Hoagie is eastern PA.

I can afford a 17 dollar lunch, but I want it to taste like a 17 fucking dollar lunch. i used to have spots where I’d spend $6 on a lunch that blows away any fast food shit. oh and by the way, I usually don’t eat fast food because I like not being a fat ass lard barrel ... you know... not YOU.

Those are scarce up here and honestly not that great.

I’d bring you a Yuengling and a hoagie but I’m not in the right kind of area

I’m down to just Popeyes... need to move back to PA Or DE SOO BAD! I NEED WAWA AND ROYAL FARMS!!!

Wanna go to Woody’s in 2 weeks??

The only thing you got right about this post is me being big.