Rogue_Alphonse

ARF ARF ARF

LIAR

They don't blind people (especially if they have tinted windows), they just annoy.

wat

It's scumBAG thank you

That's when I kick Overdrive off and blow around you I mean, if you're going 70 in the fast lane and the speed limit is 65 and the traffic to the right is all going slower and there's no adequate space to move over, I'll be patient. But if the right lane is WIDE OPEN or you're just lingering beside someone going the same speed... prepare for annoyance

I get up behind the slow left laner and ride the yellow line with my asshole bright low beams and equally bright fog lights on... because bright ass Silverstars through semi-milky 1998 headlight lens is far more annoying than the new blue projector beams and such. Plus my lights are right at rearview/rear window level... even with tinted windows I can see you on your phone. I call it "pushing" and it works 95% of the time.

inb4okboomer

I'm multigenerationally cross-trained.

When I worked maintenance I needed it a few times a week because I’ll be god damned if I was taking a fridge up some windy ass front steps... backing up a steep hill was much easier... low range made it possible 😂

I have had a couple 2wd trucks but for where I live and especially my lifestyle I really need 4x4 so I don’t blame you 😄

That pic of my first truck was after my dad got it off of me... we took it and my second K5 wheeling. And ironically my stepdad got the K5 off of me and uses it to tow the 23’ boat and for crabbing in Delaware 😄 I honestly couldn’t own a newer Burb. Maybe up to 1994... but that’s about it... though the 2007 body style is a sharp looking truck and that front end should have been used on the Silverado as well lol

I’m thinking about picking up a Suburban. I’ve had trucks and Blazers, but never a Burb yet. Over the winter I’m going to put together the Smallblock 400 I have laying in my parents’ shed and it’s either going in that, an Astro/Safari AWD, or some big ass 70’s GM car 😂

Neither did mine 😅

I can! 😂

I left work early. Maybe I’ll get drunk too.

These are so sought after today. 50mpg!

That would be a HESITATION caused by FUEL NOT BURNING or NO SPARK or LOSS OF COMPRESSION aka A FUCKING MISFIRE.

I don’t see why teens owning a certain kind of car is a bad thing anyway... I mean lots of teens end up with Mustangs... and yet a ‘91 GT sits in my driveway with my name on its title... Hows that misfire working out for you? I am gonna laugh when your shit leaves you stranded.

In that case, Ohio and Providence should go bowling together. But oh it’s much more than just that

You realize Kia/Hyundai has leaped forward in quality and tech since like 2012, right? Oh... no because you are dumb when it comes to cars.

You have not visited Providence RI or most of New Jersey.

That is a handjob. A self inflicted handjob.

I have a Conceal Carry in PA but most states I am in I can just open carry. My PA license works as a transport license in a couple states too... which works for me when I am traveling through. If it's not on me, I keep it local but honestly... I'd rather never have to use it.

I carry a Taurus 9mm.. they're decent for the price