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ITasteLikeSex

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Everything posted by ITasteLikeSex

  1. I don’t drink King Cobra anymore
  2. Balloon Utility Titty Twister
  3. You have money. Money can be exchanged for beer.
  4. I don’t know then. Get drunk.
  5. I sound like I’m joking but I’m not.
  6. Eat two pounds of butter drenched spaghetti. That always puts me to sleep.
  7. I didn’t have a 40 ounce King Cobra but you don’t hear me complaining
  8. That’s Raynaud’s syndrome, not Athena’s syndrome. Give it back to Raynaud.
  9. Get it? Because they couldn’t tag you?
  10. Tag world champion up in here
  11. No you’re rogue raptorpat
  12. NAYRU TRIED TO DESTROY THE SPAMMING BUT THE SPAMMING HAD ITS WAY BAST THEN TRIED TO DETHRONE THE SPAMMING BUT SPAMMING WAS IN THE WAY ODIN TRIED TO DESTROY THE SPAMMING BUT THE SPAMMING WAS MUCH TOO STRONG DREWID TRIED TO DEFILE THE SPAMMING BUT DREWID WAS PROVEN WRONG
  13. It was only a shart? What a noob. What a scrub. You can play in the big leagues when you trust a fart and it’s actually violent liquid diarrhea.
  14. You’re not sorry! You’re not even my real dad!
  15. The birthday chonk
  16. Any questions?
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