Bouvre Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 I fucking hate not having pockets though. Why are pocket-less dresses still a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 I fucking hate not having pockets though. Why are pocket-less dresses still a thing? if Tumblr is anything to go by even women's pants don't have pockets anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 if Tumblr is anything to go by even women's pants don't have pockets anymore pockets in women's jeans are just for show, as you can barely fit a postage stamp in them I wear hoodies all the time for the pockets in them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 pockets in women's jeans are just for show, as you can barely fit a postage stamp in them I wear hoodies all the time for the pockets in them I wear light jackets for the same reason. But yeah, women's pants have pockets, but they're really only good for hiding half a handful of applesauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 I wear light jackets for the same reason. But yeah, women's pants have pockets, but they're really only good for hiding half a handful of applesauce. yeah, somewhere along the line, carpenter jeans became Karen carpenter jeans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 I fucking hate not having pockets though. Why are pocket-less dresses still a thing? They have dresses with pockets, they're just ugly. I think the idea is to make you buy an expensive purse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 That's cool man got some pics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 They have dresses with pockets, they're just ugly. I think the idea is to make you buy an expensive purse It absolutely is, but purses are bleh. I'd rather just have a backpack for the rest of my life and look like a 60-year old community college student when I hit the appropriate age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 yeah, somewhere along the line, carpenter jeans became Karen carpenter jeans Not gonna lie, they fit me, but they don't fit my phone. Eldridge pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 That's cool man got some pics Yeah buddy. https://instagram.fzty2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/t51.2885-15/e35/18299050_291849871253484_6094813636771971072_n.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Nice, I like your hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 Nice, I like your hair Thank you. I like it too because it hides the inscribed words of the final prophecy and that happens to poison my NB dating game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 Thank you. I like it too because it hides the inscribed words of the final prophecy and that happens to poison my NB dating game. Also when I don't shave I look like Christophe from Yuri on Ice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 It absolutely is, but purses are bleh. I'd rather just have a backpack for the rest of my life and look like a 60-year old community college student when I hit the appropriate age. I'm not a fan of the purse either....I don't get why people spend hundreds, sometimes thousands on them ::spin:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Also when I don't shave I look like Christophe from Yuri on Ice. the guy who jizzes his pants when he skates and might have had a threesome with victor and Yuuri, you do actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 the guy who jizzes his pants when he skates and might have had a threesome with victor and Yuuri, you do actually An accurate projection of my legacy tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice McKenzie Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Now I'm turned on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 It's all a conspiracy brought on by the big purse industry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 I fucking hate not having pockets though. Why are pocket-less dresses still a thing? This shit right here drives my mom crazy too. I usually ending up filling all my pockets with her stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Yeah buddy. https://instagram.fzty2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/t51.2885-15/e35/18299050_291849871253484_6094813636771971072_n.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 Now I'm turned on Support sustainable causes and turn it off, turning it on only in dire situations, like who the fuck is walking around my house wielding a pigsticker and ululating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 It's all a conspiracy brought on by the big purse industry. My least favorite industry for their use of ganga in elevators. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 This shit right here drives my mom crazy too. I usually ending up filling all my pockets with her stuff. I'm surprised it isn't driving you crazy by proxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinko Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 Yeah buddy. https://instagram.fzty2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/t51.2885-15/e35/18299050_291849871253484_6094813636771971072_n.jpg How do you feel about scant maid outfits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 How do you feel about scant maid outfits? I could probably rock one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 My least favorite industry for their use of ganga in elevators. well they have to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 well they have to Everybody has to, even Jodie Foster in Panic Room had to, but how is the real issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 I'm surprised it isn't driving you crazy by proxy. Nah, I wear cargo shorts all the time, classy like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 2, 2017 Share Posted May 2, 2017 My girl has a dress with pockets and it the most awful looking thing in her closet......I think that's on purpose. She has this monster of a purse but takes shit out of it for me to carry around so she can leave her purse in the car/at home. SHe keeps her phone in her boobs and just carries her wallet around in her hand but fills my pockets with shit she doesn't need, like lip gloss and keys (since I'm driving, why bring them)......I have a key to her crib, she can leave that shit at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 My gorl has a dress with pockets and it the most awful looking thing in her closet......I think that's on purpose. She has this monster of a purse but takes shit out of it for me to carry around so she can leave her purse in the car/at home. SHe keeps her phone in her boobs and just carries her wallet around in her hand but fills my pockets with shit she doesn't need, like lip gloss and keys (since I'm driving)......I have a key to her crib, she can leave that shit at home. I think people that I know who have dresses with pockets, find out by surprise. Perhaps this explains everybody else's experience of dresses with pockets looking so ugly: these folks don't expect the nice ones to have pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 2, 2017 Author Share Posted May 2, 2017 I don't care for pockets I care deeper than pockets for pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinko Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I could probably rock one. I'm gonna need a lot of visual proof Science is all about testing the hypothesis, after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Everybody has to, even Jodie Foster in Panic Room had to, but how is the real issue. with drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 The same reason sweatpants don't have back pockets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 3, 2017 Author Share Posted May 3, 2017 I'm gonna need a lot of visual proof Science is all about testing the hypothesis, after all. It's also about grant proposals and funding, so pay up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 3, 2017 Author Share Posted May 3, 2017 with drugs. Not ganja music! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 3, 2017 Author Share Posted May 3, 2017 The same reason sweatpants don't have back pockets? Well the real question is why are you wearing sweatpants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 WATCHU GOT IN THEM POCKETS ANYHOW? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Well the real question is why are you wearing sweatpants. They act as pajama pants even though I sleep naked -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 Not ganja music! could be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger_Jules Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 A purse helps make up for it. Also, Dresses>Slacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaiusIuliusCaesar Posted May 3, 2017 Share Posted May 3, 2017 I have the same problem when I wear tunics, I have sown pockets into most of them but they aren't as accessible as pockets on pants. Especially when I wear armor over them. Still it is nice to not have to wear pants, as they can be restricting. I wish it was socially acceptable to wear tunics all the time, but the enjoyment I might get out of that would be ruined by the idiotic questions it would prompt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2017 Author Share Posted May 5, 2017 WATCHU GOT IN THEM POCKETS ANYHOW? Normally I have: A bunch of cool metamorphic and igneous rocks A Red Robin napkin signed by Captain Beefheart Mandrake seeds The password to the door for the secret kiln room at Boston University Three pictures of Shiro from Voltron Sand And a kazoo filled with different sand and a pinch of flour But with women's pants, I can only contain one rock and one Shiro picture, given their priority. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2017 Author Share Posted May 5, 2017 They act as pajama pants even though I sleep naked -_' Your butt can be a pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2017 Author Share Posted May 5, 2017 I have the same problem when I wear tunics, I have sown pockets into most of them but they aren't as accessible as pockets on pants. Especially when I wear armor over them. Still it is nice to not have to wear pants, as they can be restricting. I wish it was socially acceptable to wear tunics all the time, but the enjoyment I might get out of that would be ruined by the idiotic questions it would prompt. This sounds awesome. Do you have pics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2017 Author Share Posted May 5, 2017 A purse helps make up for it. Also, Dresses>Slacks. Agreed, but purses are terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Your butt can be a pocket. Depending. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted May 5, 2017 Author Share Posted May 5, 2017 Depending. >.> Yes, since the operative word here is can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Yes, since the operative word here is can. It depends really on the item or items in question that would be pocketed. -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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