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mochi Monster Mutant

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I fucking hate not having pockets though.

Why are pocket-less dresses still a thing?

if Tumblr is anything to go by even women's pants don't have pockets anymore
little_girl_lost Luminary

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if Tumblr is anything to go by even women's pants don't have pockets anymore

 

pockets in women's jeans are just for show, as you can barely fit a postage stamp in them

 

I wear hoodies all the time for the pockets in them

Bouvre Superstar

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pockets in women's jeans are just for show, as you can barely fit a postage stamp in them

 

I wear hoodies all the time for the pockets in them

 

I wear light jackets for the same reason.

But yeah, women's pants have pockets, but they're really only good for hiding half a handful of applesauce.

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I wear light jackets for the same reason.

But yeah, women's pants have pockets, but they're really only good for hiding half a handful of applesauce.

 

yeah, somewhere along the line, carpenter jeans became Karen carpenter jeans

1pooh4u Monster Mutant

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I fucking hate not having pockets though.

Why are pocket-less dresses still a thing?

They have dresses with pockets, they're just ugly.

I think the idea is to make you buy an expensive purse

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They have dresses with pockets, they're just ugly.

I think the idea is to make you buy an expensive purse

 

It absolutely is, but purses are bleh.

I'd rather just have a backpack for the rest of my life

and look like a 60-year old community college student

when I hit the appropriate age.

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yeah, somewhere along the line, carpenter jeans became Karen carpenter jeans

 

Not gonna lie, they fit me,

but they don't fit my phone.

Eldridge pants.

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Nice, I like your hair

 

Thank you. I like it too because it hides the inscribed words of the final prophecy

and that happens to poison my NB dating game.

Bouvre Superstar

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Thank you. I like it too because it hides the inscribed words of the final prophecy

and that happens to poison my NB dating game.

 

Also when I don't shave I look like Christophe from Yuri on Ice.

1pooh4u Monster Mutant

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It absolutely is, but purses are bleh.

I'd rather just have a backpack for the rest of my life

and look like a 60-year old community college student

when I hit the appropriate age.

I'm not a fan of the purse either....I don't get why people spend hundreds, sometimes thousands on them ::spin::

mochi Monster Mutant

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Also when I don't shave I look like Christophe from Yuri on Ice.

the guy who jizzes his pants when he skates and might have had a threesome with victor and Yuuri, you do actually
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the guy who jizzes his pants when he skates and might have had a threesome with victor and Yuuri, you do actually

 

An accurate projection of my legacy tbh.

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I fucking hate not having pockets though.

Why are pocket-less dresses still a thing?

This shit right here drives my mom crazy too.  I usually ending up filling all my pockets with her stuff.

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Now I'm turned on

 

Support sustainable causes and turn it off,

turning it on only in dire situations, like

who the fuck is walking around my house

wielding a pigsticker and ululating? 

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It's all a conspiracy brought on by the big purse industry.

My least favorite industry

for their use of ganga in elevators.

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This shit right here drives my mom crazy too.  I usually ending up filling all my pockets with her stuff.

 

I'm surprised it isn't driving you crazy by proxy.

André Toulon Monster Mutant

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My girl has a dress with pockets and it the most awful looking thing in her closet......I think that's on purpose.  She has this monster of a purse but takes shit out of it for me to carry around so she can leave her purse in the car/at home. 

 

SHe keeps her phone in her boobs and just carries her wallet around in her hand but fills my pockets with shit she doesn't need, like lip gloss and keys (since I'm driving, why bring them)......I have a key to her crib, she can leave that shit at home.

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My gorl has a dress with pockets and it the most awful looking thing in her closet......I think that's on purpose.  She has this monster of a purse but takes shit out of it for me to carry around so she can leave her purse in the car/at home. 

 

SHe keeps her phone in her boobs and just carries her wallet around in her hand but fills my pockets with shit she doesn't need, like lip gloss and keys (since I'm driving)......I have a key to her crib, she can leave that shit at home.

 

I think people that I know who have dresses with pockets, find out by surprise.

Perhaps this explains everybody else's experience of dresses with pockets looking so ugly:

these folks don't expect the nice ones to have pockets.

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I'm gonna need a lot of visual proof

 

Science is all about testing the hypothesis, after all.

 

It's also about grant proposals and funding,

so pay up.

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I have the same problem when I wear tunics, I have sown pockets into most of them but they aren't as accessible as pockets on pants. Especially when I wear armor over them. Still it is nice to not have to wear pants, as they can be restricting. I wish it was socially acceptable to wear tunics all the time, but the enjoyment I might get out of that would be ruined by the idiotic questions it would prompt.

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WATCHU GOT IN THEM POCKETS ANYHOW?

 

Normally I have:

 

A bunch of cool metamorphic and igneous rocks

A Red Robin napkin signed by Captain Beefheart

Mandrake seeds

The password to the door for the secret kiln room at Boston University

Three pictures of Shiro from Voltron

Sand

And a kazoo filled with different sand and a pinch of flour

 

But with women's pants, I can only contain one rock and one Shiro picture,

given their priority.

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I have the same problem when I wear tunics, I have sown pockets into most of them but they aren't as accessible as pockets on pants. Especially when I wear armor over them. Still it is nice to not have to wear pants, as they can be restricting. I wish it was socially acceptable to wear tunics all the time, but the enjoyment I might get out of that would be ruined by the idiotic questions it would prompt.

 

This sounds awesome. :o

Do you have pics?

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