do you Google yourself?

[nameraka]

if so, that's disgusting. 

but since you do it, what comes up?

apparently the first person who pops up with my name is a dude who murdered and dismembered a guy.

so that's fun. 

[The_annoying_one]

The only thing that popped up for my name was a LinkedIn profile, and a couple of dead or incarcerated people. I am disappoint. 

[André Toulon]

I haven't done it since like 2012, but an old mugshot, my FB and some Swedish dude who is apparently more famous than me with my name.

[nameraka]

6 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

The only thing that popped up for my name was a LinkedIn profile, and a couple of dead or incarcerated people. I am disappoint. 

LinkedIn? That's some twisted shit right there.

[Still Me]

na fuck that

[nameraka]

5 hours ago, André Toulon said:

I haven't done it since like 2012, but an old mugshot, my FB and some Swedish dude who is apparently more famous than me with my name.

this is the only swede I know, so now my head canon is that you have the same name. 

[nameraka]

3 minutes ago, Still Me said:

na fuck that

I know. it's a filthy habit. 

[Still Me]

1 minute ago, nameraka said:

I know. it's a filthy habit. 

It’s vanity and narcissism. It’s ok sometimes. But when it becomes the only thing about you that’s bad

[UwPp]

When I google myself it always tells me my name is spelled wrong. 

[discolé monade]

i don't exist. 

[Virtual Satyr]

Since some asshat with my name had to go and kill a couple of girls, it's him I have to deal with now.

And of course, not just on Google.

Last year, when I was in the ICU getting treated for an infection, the nurse asked me if I had anything in common with the guy other than our names.

I told her "of course not. I wouldn't have been caught."

[André Toulon]

Ooh....how ya gonna deal with him.

Unhinged tweets seems the way to go

[stilgar]

Sometimes, but I only ever see other people with my name.

[Top Gun]

I'm presumably the only person on the planet with my name so I either get me or some sort of relative. 

[Virtual Satyr]

43 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Ooh....how ya gonna deal with him.

Unhinged tweets seems the way to go

Unhinged tweets never let me down

[naraku360]

Nah, no point after I took @Virtual Satyr's legal name.

[scoobdog]

AFAIK, I’m the only one with my name, so Googling myself can never end well.