How old have you become?

[Still Me]

I get up at 5 just to shop for groceries cause I hate people.

also HEB is always fucking packed. At 6 when they open it’s manageable 

Edited Saturday at 12:06 PM by Still Me

[André Toulon]

Become?

I've been pretty old since i was 25. 

[The_annoying_one]

I was pretty much born old, but I’m definitely at least 20 years older than my current age right now.

[Still Me]

1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

Become?

I've been pretty old since i was 25. 

Socks and slides?

[Still Me]

40 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I was pretty much born old, but I’m definitely at least 20 years older than my current age right now.

Ew

[1pooh4u]

I’m so old that today I saw that they’re selling frozen grapes for $7,  it’s not even a pound of grapes, I got legit mad about it. That’s how old I have become 

the offending product 

[Insipid]

Thrill rides don't seem that thrilling to me anymore. I'm starting to wonder if I will injure myself on them. 😑

[André Toulon]

11 minutes ago, Still Me said:

Socks and slides?

How and why do you know this

[UwPp]

I'm an 85 year old lady.

Im in bed most days by 7:30-8.

Up by 6.

Repeat.

[Still Me]

1 hour ago, Insipid said:

Thrill rides don't seem that thrilling to me anymore. I'm starting to wonder if I will injure myself on them. 😑

This 100%. Ill maybe do teacups or the giant swings that like just go up and spin.

[Still Me]

1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

How and why do you know this

I mean…I’ve know you a long ass time bro

[Still Me]

23 minutes ago, UwPp said:

I'm an 85 year old lady.

Im in bed most days by 7:30-8.

Up by 6.

Repeat.

Oh yeah, I’m usually in bed early. But I don’t get good quality sleep

[Still Me]

1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said:

I’m so old that today I saw that they’re selling frozen grapes for $7,  it’s not even a pound of grapes, I got legit mad about it. That’s how old I have become 

the offending product 

ok that’s just stupid 

[André Toulon]

10 minutes ago, Still Me said:

I mean…I’ve know you a long ass time bro

 

[Still Me]

1 minute ago, André Toulon said:

 

You strike me as a stoop dad. And they always had basketball shorts, a white tee (or tank) and socks and slides 

[André Toulon]

White tee...i dont wear tanks because i have chest hair i refuse to shave 

Everything else is accurate except i graduated from stoop to creepy dark room dad. 

When the kids bring friends over, all they see is my door slowly closing

[Still Me]

3 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

White tee...i dont wear tanks because i have chest hair i refuse to shave 

Everything else is accurate except i graduated from stoop to creepy dark room dad. 

When the kids bring friends over, all they see is my door slowly closing

lol that’s worse 🤣

[André Toulon]

😔 i know

[1pooh4u]

43 minutes ago, Still Me said:

ok that’s just stupid 

Right?!? That’s what I said to myself when I saw that mess 😆

[MasqueradeOverture]

67

[discolé monade]

i've been old since 1979

[Chappi]

I look younger with a beard than without one

[scoobdog]

I think I've regressed rather than aged.

[1pooh4u]

On 10/18/2025 at 9:44 AM, Insipid said:

Thrill rides don't seem that thrilling to me anymore. I'm starting to wonder if I will injure myself on them. 😑

Lol I felt this one. I look at roller coasters and think “I bet that will kill me now” 🫠

[SwimOdin]

I describe parts of my body as the “good” one and the “bad” one, ie ankle, shoulder, eye (these are literal examples). Both knees are still good!