All This That No One Cares About

[1pooh4u]

lol Judaism doesn’t even have a path to Heaven because we don’t have a Heaven or Hell. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, PenguinBoss said:

And what exactly is the path that Islam preaches? 

Or, what's the Christian path?  What's the Helenic path?  What's the Pagan path?  What's the Budhist path?  Keep going.  The list of ways stretches all the way to Gadget Hackwrench or the Spaghetti Monster.  

Me?  I reject uniforms and standardized rituals.

[1pooh4u]

1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Or, what's the Christian path?  What's the Helenic path?  What's the Pagan path?  What's the Budhist path?  Keep going.  The list of ways stretches all the way to Gadget Hackwrench or the Spaghetti Monster.  

Me?  I reject uniforms and standardized rituals.

No no no. You don’t get to say Islam has a different path to Heaven than the other religions and then give this dumb fuck answer. Answer the fuckin question 

what path does Islam preach? 

[stilgar]

3 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Or, what's the Christian path?  What's the Helenic path?  What's the Pagan path?  What's the Budhist path?  Keep going.  The list of ways stretches all the way to Gadget Hackwrench or the Spaghetti Monster.  

Me?  I reject uniforms and standardized rituals.

So, you don't k now what Islam preaches.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

lol Judaism doesn’t even have a path to Heaven because we don’t have a Heaven or Hell. 

And the Christians do have a prescribed path.  If I had eight cents for every Christian who pounded on my door at seven thirty in the morning, telling me I'm going to Hell for not following his particular brand of Christ, I could make Elon Musk look destitute by comparison.

[1pooh4u]

Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

And the Christians do have a prescribed path.  If I had eight cents for every Christian who pounded on my door at seven thirty in the morning, telling me I'm going to Hell for not following his particular brand of Christ, I could make Elon Musk look destitute by comparison.

Ok but that still doesn’t mean the religions don’t have the same G-d because they absolutely do 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, stilgar said:

So, you don't k now what Islam preaches.

No, I just won't dignify your question with any answer.  When you want to know about the path, just watch what they do all day.

[SwimOdin]

7 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Or, what's the Christian path?  What's the Helenic path?  What's the Pagan path?  What's the Budhist path?  Keep going.  The list of ways stretches all the way to Gadget Hackwrench or the Spaghetti Monster.  

Me?  I reject uniforms and standardized rituals.

Just fucking say “I don’t know”

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, 1pooh4u said:

Ok but that still doesn’t mean the religions don’t have the same G-d because they absolutely do 

So, is it a split personality god?

[Raptorpat]

weird thing to laugh at

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

2 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

Just fucking say “I don’t know”

I just choose not to answer.  The books of each are available to you.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

15 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

And by your dumb fuckin answer to Katt that would mean Christianity has the different deity altogether because Judaism and Islam have more in common w each other than they do w Christianity 

But you just said that Judaism doesn't have a Heaven or Hell.  Isn't Paradise just another name for Heaven?

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

16 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

No no no. You don’t get to say Islam has a different path to Heaven than the other religions and then give this dumb fuck answer. Answer the fuckin question 

what path does Islam preach? 

You're baiting me.  

[Insipid]

12 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

You're baiting me.  

Fucking your cat is haram, you know.

[André Toulon]

26 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

You're baiting me.  

Lmfao, you made a claim, people are asking you to back it up, and they are baiting you?

Do you know what ANY words mean?

Edited yesterday at 02:56 AM by André Toulon

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

6 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Lmfao, you made a claim, people are asking you to back ot up, and they are baiting you?

Do you know what ANY words mean?

You're not asking me to back anything up.

The answer is right in front of you, every day and the fact that you chose to ignore it isn't my problem.  It's yours.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

18 minutes ago, Insipid said:

Fucking your cat is haram, you know.

Too bad for whoever is in charge of that.

[Insipid]

1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Too bad for whoever is in charge of that.

I think you should reevaluate what you just said here . . . or not.

[André Toulon]

Ah, the good old bible and the story of Noah

Oh wait...thats the Quran

[scoobdog]

I’ve never seen the “I know it when I see it,” argument used to describe a deity before.

[lupin_bebop]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Me?  I reject uniforms and standardized rituals

……..Try telling this line of bullshit to your boss at your job, then. 

[André Toulon]

14 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

You're not asking me to back anything up.

The answer is right in front of you, every day and the fact that you chose to ignore it isn't my problem.  It's yours.

I can't think of a stupider response to what I said... congratulations 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

2 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Ah, the good old bible and the story of Noah

Oh wait...thats the Quran

Yeah... it's just like the day I noticed that an episode of Spider Man and an episode of Rocket Robin Hood had exactly the same plot line.

 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said:

……..Try telling this line of bullshit to your boss at your job, then. 

What job?

[lupin_bebop]

14 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Too bad for whoever is in charge of that.

………You REALLY might want to re-think this statement. 

[lupin_bebop]

1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

What job?

Aaaahhhhh…….yeah. I forgot. Both mind AND body aren’t productive. 

[André Toulon]

4 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Yeah... it's just like the day I noticed that an episode of Spider Man and an episode of Rocket Robin Hood had exactly the same plot line.

 

Which episode? I have those too

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said:

Aaaahhhhh…….yeah. I forgot. Both mind AND body aren’t productive. 

I'm not productive?

Is it becsuse I had a fully vested pension at age thirty three and spent twenty six more years making it fatter?

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, André Toulon said:

Which episode? I have those too

Really, now?  Something about a library being compressed into a small marble.

 

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[André Toulon]

2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I'm not productive?

Is it becsuse I had a fully vested pension at age thirty three and spent twenty six more years making it fatter?

Omfg, please, someone unban my accounts do i can leave more laugh reacts on this

[scoobdog]

Also, @The Evil Dr. Longshadow, here’s some juicy bait for you:  what do consider a generic path to enlightenment to be?

I see you playing word games to get around the fact you’re trying not explicitly state the very racist belief that Muslims are violent because they’re Arab.  But even you must have an idea of what you’re supposed to do to reach an understanding about a higher power.

[PenguinBoss]

27 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

You're not asking me to back anything up.

The answer is right in front of you, every day and the fact that you chose to ignore it isn't my problem.  It's yours.

So, just living their lives trying to get by like the rest of us.

Weird how you couldn't just say that.

[scoobdog]

6 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I'm not productive?

Is it becsuse I had a fully vested pension at age thirty three and spent twenty six more years making it fatter?

Dude, how long have you been peddling that lie?

[discolé monade]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Well...

Christianity and Islam both claim to have one absolute guaranteed path to Heaven.

If it were the same deity, the paths preached by each would be exactly the same.  They're not.  The two competing paths are as different from one another as pillows are from bricks.

 why are paths of faith and hope, in competition? i mean..what an incredibly ignorant, bigoted statement. 

what happened to you to think this is making you look cool?

sure, you have everyone's attention, but at what cost? do you not have any self esteem? you spout of a tirade of untruths, half truths, false narratives, all depicting the exact opposite of those on this particular board, for what reason? it's like you drank musky musk's kool aid, and think that being the most obtuse, small minded, cringe lord possible is so tits

so...i ask again, what happened to you?

btw....this is all rhetorical...and no need to answer. i personally don't give a shit. 

but you are quite boring now, and the entire board is attempting to educate you on things you only use for kindling on all your dumpster files.

you are very much like a kindergartner that soiled their pants,  running around smearing your shit all over the cubbies.

 

 

[André Toulon]

8 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Really, now?  Something about a library being compressed into a small marble.

 

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I think you're suffering from dementia 5

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

2 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Also, @The Evil Dr. Longshadow, here’s some juicy bait for you:  what do consider a generic path to enlightenment to be?

I see you playing word games to get around the fact you’re trying not explicitly state the very racist belief that Muslims are violent because they’re Arab.  But even you must have an idea of what you’re supposed to do to reach an understanding about a higher power.

The best among the deities are those who do not desire to be worshipped.  They lead by example.

 

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I look for the forgotten or overlooked.

There's no organizaton to it.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

5 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Dude, how long have you been peddling that lie?

What makes my pension a lie?  This lie as you call it is paying my bills now.

Many people don't have pensions at all.  Or, they waited too long to latch onto one and so they're not fully vested until they're in their late fifties.

 

[discolé monade]

lol

get a load of this guy making alters to koalemos

 

lol

also...that hot take on 'pension' and how he got his...you better get yours. 

in spite of himself, he's the big door prize. 

Edited yesterday at 03:39 AM by discolé monade

[André Toulon]

5 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

The best among the deities are those who do not desire to be worshipped.  They lead by example.

 

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I look for the forgotten or overlooked.

There's no organizaton to it.

What deity is that

[discolé monade]

the white one

      right

Edited yesterday at 03:42 AM by discolé monade

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, André Toulon said:

What deity is that

Who are they...

Stop kidding yourself.  They're all just as disorganized as we are.

 

[André Toulon]

1 minute ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Who are they...

Stop kidding yourself.  They're all just as disorganized as we are.

 

Oh good, a nothing answer from a garbage person. Predictable and trite

[discolé monade]

this is the part where he takes the straw man argument, wraps it around a little circular logic, and types in obtuse font. 

loser. poor pitiful attention seeking sad little broken raggedy man. 

i really do feel sorry for him. 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, André Toulon said:

Oh good, a nothing answer from a garbage person. Predictable and trite

I wonder what Eris has been up to lately.

[PenguinBoss]

17 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

The best among the deities are those who do not desire to be worshipped.  They lead by example.

 

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I look for the forgotten or overlooked.

There's no organizaton to it.

Don't you have a giant rock to mail to Nabs?

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

2 minutes ago, PenguinBoss said:

Don't you have a giant rock to mail to Nabs?

Why would I do that?

[lupin_bebop]

2 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I'm not productive?

Is it becsuse I had a fully vested pension at age thirty three and spent twenty six more years making it fatter?

No…..you don’t even remember what you said about a claim earlier. It’s OK. I see even simple portions of the English language escape you, too. It’s all right. The federal funding cut to public schools and all. 

[lupin_bebop]

37 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Really, now?  Something about a library being compressed into a small marble.

 

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Wow…..you think it’s THAT size? That’s adorable. Even marbles understand gravity, my man. They are automatically higher in function than you. They also happen to be bigger than whatever neurons are fighting for life in the vast emptiness of your skull. 

Edited yesterday at 04:01 AM by lupin_bebop

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

1 minute ago, lupin_bebop said:

No…..you don’t even remember what you said about a claim earlier. It’s OK. I see even simple portions of the English language escape you, too. It’s all right. The federal funding cut to public schools and all. 

If you're referring to my litigation, that's a separate item from the pension.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, lupin_bebop said:

Wow…..you think it’s THAT size? That’s adorable. Even marbles understand gravity, my man. They are automatically higher in function than you. They also happen to be bigger than whatever neurons are left in the vast emptiness of your skull. 

It's cartoon.  Deal with it.