Make that with sugar, please...

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Coca Cola will reformulate its flagship soft drink to once again include cane sugar in the U.S. market.  The sugar will replace corn syrup.

https://nypost.com/2025/07/16/us-news/trump-says-coca-cola-agrees-to-use-real-cane-sugar-in-us-drinks-its-just-better/

 

This could have been done a long time ago, if the federal tax on cane sugar had been eliminated.  The tax makes corn syrup the cheaper option.  

[[classic swim]]

Ugh. Finally!

[Jman]

So Mexican Coke won’t cost extra?  

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

3 minutes ago, Jman said:

So Mexican Coke won’t cost extra?  

Mexican Coke is made with Mexican water.

[mthor]

5 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Mexican Coke is made with Mexican water.

Prove it.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, mthor said:

Prove it.

What else would a manufacturing plant in Mexico use?  Do you think they're buying kegs of Poland Spring?

[stilgar]

So, coke is gonna lie about what sweetener they use and dumbasses like you will believe them.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

Just now, stilgar said:

So, coke is gonna lie about what sweetener they use and dumbasses like you will believe them.

Somebody can test that.

Corn syrup won't crystalize.

[mthor]

Just now, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

What else would a manufacturing plant in Mexico use?  Do you think they're buying kegs of Poland Spring?

Possibly. Or they could be piping water over the border.You haven't proven otherwise - you're just pulling conjecture out of your ass (as per usual.)

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

3 minutes ago, mthor said:

Possibly. Or they could be piping water over the border.You haven't proven otherwise - you're just pulling conjecture out of your ass (as per usual.)

Okay, but that would have to be quite a long pipe.  And, what's pumping it?

[[classic swim]]

The penis on your face.

[mthor]

11 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Okay, but that would have to be quite a long pipe.  And, what's pumping it?

A) You're making the assumption that it's being piped in.

B) How do you know it would have to be a long pipe? Where's your data on the location of Coca Cola plants in Mexico?

C) You're assuming that it's being pumped.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

3 minutes ago, mthor said:

A) You're making the assumption that it's being piped in.

B) How do you know it would have to be a long pipe? Where's your data on the location of Coca Cola plants in Mexico?

C) You're assuming that it's being pumped.

You brought up having it piped in.  So, figure it all out yourself.

[André Toulon]

Lmfao....PrezTumpSez

Crackhead kiddy diddlers stick together 

[mthor]

10 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

You brought up having it piped in.  So, figure it all out yourself.

No. I said that was a possibility. Learn to read.

[Insipid]

I prefer the cancer-causing aspartame-laden shit, diet coke . . . just like Trump. 😩

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

42 minutes ago, mthor said:

No. I said that was a possibility. Learn to read.

Why mention that at all?

[André Toulon]

12 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Why mention that at all?

Why make this thread, lil bitch....

Now stfu and get picked on for saying stupid shit.... that's why you're here, that why you're making a veiled attempt at a topic that you derailed the minute you mentioned water which you know isn't why Jman brought up Mexican Coke.

Now say some dumb shit, clown.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

12 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Why make this thread, lil bitch....

Now stfu and get picked on for saying stupid shit.... that's why you're here, that why you're making a veiled attempt at a topic that you derailed the minute you mentioned water which you know isn't why Jman brought up Mexican Coke.

Now say some dumb shit, clown.

If you don't like what I say, you still have the option of not talking to me.  And, it's derailed, thanks your nonsequitur replies.

[André Toulon]

10 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

If you don't like what I say, you still have the option of not talking to me.  And, it's derailed, thanks your nonsequitur replies.

No, I'm here to kick your shit in until you get banned.....I've been waiting on you to do this, are you still not aware of this. You really are a dumb man

You derailed your thread the minute you stopped talking about sweetener and brought up Mexican water, and you know what you were doing. It's right there, we can all read. No amount of delusion is going to change that.

Edited 17 hours ago by André Toulon

[naraku360]

2 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

Mexican Coke is made with Mexican water.

Your brain is made with poop water.

BAR HAR HAR HAR!!!

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

24 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

No, I'm here to kick your shit in until you get banned.....I've been waiting on you to do this, are you still not aware of this. You really are a dumb man

You derailed your thread the minute you stopped talking about sweetener and brought up Mexican water, and you know what you were doing. It's right there, we can all read. No amount of delusion is going to change that.

What did I do, besides state the obvious?

[katt_goddess]

You act like 'Mexican water' is automatic Montezuma's Revenge fuel as opposed to just plain frickin' water that happens to be in Mexico. That's what 'locally sourced water' means in that screen shot. 

The water used to make Coke in Mexico likely gets a better filtering than whatever tap you are pulling from your New Jersey lead pipes. 

Hell, the garden hose water I lived on in the summers of my youth was probably better filtered than your tap water. 

And further misery to your attempt at pandering, Coke CEO came out and said they said no such thing and have no such plans. This is yet another attempt by the Annoying Orange to get people to talk about something other than the Epstein pedo-files of which he is a prominent member of. He also tried to lie about the Unabomber. 

[discolé monade]

what a stank gooch.

[MasqueradeOverture]

The post-New Coke era is over!

I'mma blast some Phil Collins.

[discolé monade]

 

[discolé monade]

finally, the better coke makes it's way from mexico to the u.s!!!!

"mureka!

wait...

 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

18 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

You act like 'Mexican water' is automatic Montezuma's Revenge fuel as opposed to just plain frickin' water that happens to be in Mexico. That's what 'locally sourced water' means in that screen shot. 

The water used to make Coke in Mexico likely gets a better filtering than whatever tap you are pulling from your New Jersey lead pipes. 

Hell, the garden hose water I lived on in the summers of my youth was probably better filtered than your tap water. 

And further misery to your attempt at pandering, Coke CEO came out and said they said no such thing and have no such plans. This is yet another attempt by the Annoying Orange to get people to talk about something other than the Epstein pedo-files of which he is a prominent member of. He also tried to lie about the Unabomber. 

We're not discussing water quality or which region has the better.

And the CEO, as long as you drop him into this...

[discolé monade]

get a load of this schmuck.

47 made all this happened. lol lolololol

what a maroon. 

[1pooh4u]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

What did I do, besides state the obvious?

 

12 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

We're not discussing water quality or which region has the better.

And the CEO, as long as you drop him into this...

Suddenly this is acceptable evidence?  “Truncated English and pulled out your ass” and everything 

 

[1pooh4u]

[stilgar]

52 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

You act like 'Mexican water' is automatic Montezuma's Revenge fuel as opposed to just plain frickin' water that happens to be in Mexico. That's what 'locally sourced water' means in that screen shot. 

The water used to make Coke in Mexico likely gets a better filtering than whatever tap you are pulling from your New Jersey lead pipes. 

Hell, the garden hose water I lived on in the summers of my youth was probably better filtered than your tap water. 

And further misery to your attempt at pandering, Coke CEO came out and said they said no such thing and have no such plans. This is yet another attempt by the Annoying Orange to get people to talk about something other than the Epstein pedo-files of which he is a prominent member of. He also tried to lie about the Unabomber. 

Packards tap water is shit because he lives in a hovel in the slums of Atlantic City.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

21 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said:

What's covering Coke's response in this picture?

[André Toulon]

See...this is the shit that makes me regret engaging. I go to take nap and he's already owned himself. 

Google is good enough to prove Mexican water is used to make Coke in Mexico, which no one ever argued against, but when it calls my daddy a lying sack of shit, I want to hear from Coke. Only a fucking moron would believe anything Trump says, but this dip shit stays breaking stupidity records.

Such an ass clown, and I see he has a new one....let me take my medicine do I can really enjoy that one....Or did he already shit the bed in that one too 

Edited 12 hours ago by André Toulon

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

What's covering Coke's response in this picture?

Use your own device and find out...it just more Ls for you tho.

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

52 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

See...this is the shit that makes me regret engaging. I go to take nap and he's already owned himself. 

Google is good enough to prove Mexican water is used to make Coke in Mexico, which no one ever argued against, but when it calls my daddy a lying sack of shit, I want to hear from Coke. Only a fucking moron would believe anything Trump says, but this dip shit stays breaking stupidity records.

Such an ass clown, and I see he has a new one....let me take my medicine do I can really enjoy that one....Or did he already shit the bed in that one too 

Why was anybody asking me to "prove" what I said when they had no intent to argue against it?

 

Oops... screenshot before it could be changed...

 

 

[naraku360]

[André Toulon]

Prove it is a meme when talking to you now, because you spout shit out of your ass constantly. The fact that you cant read a room is the fun part.

The fact that you replied to me and not the person that asked is either you just being too inept to read, or because no other fist but mine jammed up your ass will do.....which is it, are you dumb, or do you just want my attention...

 

Edited 11 hours ago by André Toulon

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

10 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Prove it is a meme when talking to you now, because you spout shit out of your ass constantly. The fact that you cant read a room is the fun part.

The fact that you replied to me and not the person that asked is either you just being too inept to read, or because no other fist but mine jammed up your ass will do.....which is it, are you dumb, or do you just want my 

I did answer that person, with a screenshot of the proof that was aksed for.

[stilgar]

Ain't no one here but you gonna change their posts packard. You dumb motherfucker.

[André Toulon]

6 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I did answer that person, with a screenshot of the proof that was aksed for.

No, you quoted me... its right up there. I don't have to worry about you changing it because you're too stupid to do so. 

Now stop being coy and let's make this the disaster you know you crave.

Or.....OR we can get back on topic and talk about how what's in your article isn't happening.

[naraku360]

16 minutes ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

I did answer that person, with a screenshot of the proof that was aksed for.

Prove it 

[André Toulon]

10 hours ago, [classic swim] said:

Ugh. Finally!

I avoided clicking this because I can't trust you....but I'm just bored and high enough that this hurt my fucking sides

[[classic swim]]

She poot! She poot! She poot she poot she pooooooot!

[1pooh4u]

10 hours ago, The Evil Dr. Longshadow said:

What's covering Coke's response in this picture?

Nothing is covering any response you jackass 

[1pooh4u]

But if you must know that was a timer timing how long it took you to read the 6 paragraphs in my post. 18 minutes. You dumb bastid 

[1pooh4u]

Lol

 

[The Evil Dr. Longshadow]

2 hours ago, 1pooh4u said:

But if you must know that was a timer timing how long it took you to read the 6 paragraphs in my post. 18 minutes. You dumb bastid 

You think I'm not mulitasking?  I'll get to your crap when I'm ready.