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Do you give your animals nicknames beyond their already (sometimes) silly names?

My cat’s name is Biscuit. She also goes by Bowling Ball, because she’s the least graceful, most glass shattering cat I’ve had. She also goes by Scatf, because she’s likes to snuggle around my neck, and she scarfs down food.She also also goes by Slime or if you’re feeling cheeky “My Slime” because she doesn’t land on her feet, she mostly undulates.

Its a lot to be around me as a pet parent.

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rufus = rufy

ryuk san (san added) = sexy boyfriend (see 16 candles)

kakame gets a tune sung to her in the melody of love boat, that talks about her fat ass and the heart shape coloring on it. 

smokeh mcdoo (mcdoodoobutt his long name) gets a tune 

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5 hours ago, UwPp said:

Name: Mew

What I call him:

MewMew

Moomoo

Mewmew stinky butt

Little butt

Little kitty mewmew

Baby love

Mommas boy

Also:

Fatty. 

Fatty boy.

Fat boy.

Little fat boy.

Turkey butt. 

Little wahwah.

 

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Name : Potato Bug

Codenames : 

- Bug

- Tator

- Loaf

- Jo Jo [ because every damn thing she does is a bizarre adventure ]

- Psycho Wiggle Worm

- Fuzzy Flying Monkey Destroyer of All the Things

- Smushy 

- Bellybutton

Edited by katt_goddess
how could I forget belly button? i yell that at her 27x a day!
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Each cat has their own custom set of nonsense word nicknames that apply to them alone

Name: Penny

Full name: Penny Lane

Nicknames that I use that nobody else does include shmoosh, smoosh, mooshy, I think a couple of us use penface, choochoo, chooch, choocha, probably others

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Katana, aka Tana, aka Tana Baby, aka Princess, aka Princess Tana, aka Princess Baby, aka Baby Butt, aka Chunk, aka Booger, aka Sweetie Pie, aka Lil Baby, aka Booger Butt, aka Impatient Asshole, aka Spoiled Baby, aka Spoiled Baby Butt, aka Squishy, aka Moosh, etc.

Willow, aka Willow Girl, aka Willow Dog, aka Shrimp Dog, aka Sweet Girlie, aka Bub

Rocky, aka Rocky Boy, aka Bub, aka Bubber, aka Bubba, aka Godammit, aka Fuckin Asshole

Edited by GuyBeardmane
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I have dozens of names for my cats and they also get a theme song. Let’s be real, if you aren’t singing epic made up songs to your pets, wtf are you even doing? 😆

That said 

Bowie aka BoBo aka Boba aka Mr Ham aka HamBo aka BoHam aka Blanket aka Browie aka Boser the Bulldozer aka Bobies aka Puddin 

Ziggy aka ZigZag aka Ziggala aka The Zigster aka Psycho Killer aka ZigBo aka BoZig aka Munchkin aka Chubbs aka Zippy aka Hey Stupid aka Pillow aka Pretty Boy Zig 

they each seem to recognize all of them and they know their real names still. Which is amazing 😆

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