discolé monade Posted February 10 Author Posted February 10 has watched 'dumb and dumberer' 27 times. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Owns every Carrot Top stand up special on DVD. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted February 10 Posted February 10 (edited) Is banned from all comedy clubs for excessive heckling Edited February 10 by Blazing Puck 3 Quote
Seight Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Bounces at the last comedy club that threw TAO out 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Taught me everything I know about heckling. 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 10 Posted February 10 Once had a run-in with a hedgehog that looked at him funny. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 10 Author Posted February 10 (edited) likes to call the library reference desk to ask mundane questions. Edited February 11 by discolé monade 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 11 Author Posted February 11 when entering a room, he will loudly announce: "move aside, and let the man go through. " 2 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Kenny Rogers’ “The Gambler” mysteriously plays whenever he enters a room. 2 Quote
GunStarHero Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Exclusively sings The Champs song "Tequila" every karaoke night. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 11 Author Posted February 11 will always have at LEAST 15 items, when going through the 10 items or less aisle. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Stands security at the 10 items or less aisle to make sure people follow the rules…even though she doesn’t work there. 2 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Lit some Chinese firecrackers under the steps as Sal Lizard was rushing down. 2 Quote
Seight Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Greenlit production for one of the commercials in last night's Super Bowl (It was...fine) 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Knows exactly what happened at the end of The Sopranos but is sworn to secrecy. 5 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Is solely responsible for the creation of the Star Wars character Jar Jar Binks. 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Said in 8th grade “why don’t you shut up McDevitt before you get whooped.” 4 Quote
GunStarHero Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Kisses their prized, autographed, lenticular copy of the 1998 "comedy film" Chairman of the Board every night before going to bed. 3 Quote
PhilosipherStoned Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Once asked why every single odd number has the letter e in it at a Wendy's drive through. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Eats every course of every meal in alphabetical order and in odd numbers. 1 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Dressed like Mike Wazowski for Halloween and calls his dog a stupid asshole for letting one fly on the carpet. 3 Quote
mthor Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Bought the Ark of the Covenant off eBay to use as a coffee table. 4 Quote
Seight Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Found a lost Picasso painting while shopping at Goodwill 4 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Saw Jerry Seinfeld sitting alone in an independent coffee shop. He walked up to Seinfeld, and asked him, "Mr. Seinfeld, can I ask you a question?" Seinfeld replied "Sure." And then Seight exclaimed, "WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE PEANUTS???" 4 Quote
little_girl_lost Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Once toured the country as "Gallagher 3" 4 Quote
GunStarHero Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Prints out memes and sends to friends via snail mail. 4 Quote
[classic swim] Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Puts on a mustache and tippy toes to her house guests like “Zis time I vill not drop ze food!” 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted February 11 Posted February 11 Has seven of every utensil, each clearly marked for a specific day of the week. 3 Quote
Seight Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Is the only one that knows whether the "Gun" or "Star" part of their name is most important. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 12 Author Posted February 12 at one point in his illustrious career, he was the standin voice of 'bobba booey' and 'whaaaaattt ssssuuuppp' 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted February 12 Author Posted February 12 once auditioned for barney and friends, however, never saw the show, and wore a blow up t-rex costume. 3 Quote
Insipid Posted February 12 Posted February 12 She smells sex and candy here. It was fuggs and military hottie. Like disco lemonaids. 2 1 Quote
Seight Posted February 12 Posted February 12 Invented one of the dry shampoo products that has all those ads on TV now 3 Quote
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