Insipid Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 In many ways, no wonder I became friends with fuggs. 😑 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 I was told I was mean, unlovable, and apparently going to end up alone. ... Thanks guy who pretended to be my boyfriend for the past 5 months and then told me we're just friends. ... Go fuck yourself, you bitch. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 Drinking a lot of kava root. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 It's one thing to still have your Christmas decoractions still out, it's another thing to still be turning on the Christmas lights and the other shit just sticking out like a sore thumb in the neighborhood it's like bro what the fuck? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 That feeling when, hours later, you realize you forgot to get the main thing you needed from the store. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 (edited) Give me fifty million dollars and my living room will stay looking like this. Edited January 10 by [classic swim] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Me last night: I don't know if this is enough snow to get out of work tomorrow yet Me this morning: THERE'S MY CHIPPY! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 The word “nun” is just the letter “n” doing a cartwheel. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Damn there was a battle theme I wanted to post the next time a thread erupted into battle royale and I completely forgot what song it was, dammit 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 54 minutes ago, Blazing Puck said: Damn there was a battle theme I wanted to post the next time a thread erupted into battle royale and I completely forgot what song it was, dammit I suppose you're referring to Packard's crap, as nothing else here really is all that "controversial" these days. It's hardly a battle royale that warrants a theme; just an idiot with no shame being a side show. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 This ridiculous image and some bible verses....juuuuust enough to get my family pretending they are ready for the rapture. Sometimes I really hate ....no, I don't hate the internet...I hate how easily manipulated people are 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 I was sad, then I thought about when I was in grade school and farted so hard my chair shook and everyone froze in disbelief at the massive 30 second boom conveniently timed during a moment of silence. I'm not sad any more... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiradenius Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 That's more fun than alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 You seriously made a second thread about this stupid fucking subject. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 What the hell is going my Sunday schedule? Last Sunday I supposed to be off which was news to me because I ended up coming in after being off the previous day so I missed out on a chance to have a full weekend off. And today I have to be at work at 8:30 again which was news to me because my schedule said I was supposed to work at 11. At least I get off work at 2 instead of 7 but still goddamn it give me the correct schedule. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Prolonged exposure to cleaning agent fumes seems to have a common effect. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Funny how some video games that used to be so amazing in your younger years turn out to be complete ass when you get older. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 18 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Funny how some video games that used to be so amazing in your younger years turn out to be complete ass when you get older. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 Tfw the one ad that keeps showing up on youtube is for an ad blocker 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 He's trying it...I pray for success 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 It's Sunday evening already, I'm stoned and pissed. ... Why does adulting suck so mofo much? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 12 Share Posted January 12 If it were up to me the music that would be played at work would be LoFi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 That feeling when you buy something you haven’t had in a long time, only to instantly be reminded why you stopped buying it in the first place. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 I don't care how popular the Penguin show is, I will always just hear "waj waj waj" in my head when the character is discussed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 (edited) I've asked this question numerous times and I'm going to keep asking, you people with these chirping smoke detectors, how does that constant chirping not bother you? Ignoring it is not going to make it go away. You don't have to live like this Edited January 13 by Blazing Puck 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Omfg, all they do is talk about gambling now. Jesus, I'll take MLB talk at this point 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Time for bed means time to fart time to bed means time for fart time bed fart fart not always bed but bed always fart time to bed time fart fssssssss fart fart bed fart fssssssssss bwahahahaha despair fssssssssssss 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 It's only 7:37 am and I'm stoned and bored. ... Yes I work. But not until 8. ... Also QUIT PUTTING THE WRONG THREADS IN THE WRONG FOLDERS. REPORT BUTTON IS MY FRIEND. ... K done. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Never realized how much I hated people until I started working in retail 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 One thing I like about living alone is that if had a bad day at work I sulk privately and peacefully 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Me responding to your random “touch base” text message is in no way an invitation for you to call me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 I'm noticing in YT Trending there are "I want you to know I'm safe" versions of thumbnails about the wildfires and "We know no other way to be besides 'LOOK AT MY VIDEO!'" versions. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 I went on 2 hours of sleep as I wanted to get up early and prank call the Sam Roberts show. Guy who forwards the calls said I had nothing to say... I asked what’s today’s topic! How does a radio show not have at least one topic to fall under? Screamed as loud as I could into the guy’s ear since I wanted to scare Sam like that anyway. He wasn’t even phased. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 In hindsight, spicy noodles and Strawberries & Cream Dr Pepper in the middle of a nasty headache/nausea spell was a really bad idea. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 When Pam slimmed down because of her cocaine addiction, why didn't her face slim down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 I wanted to post something in the Groaners thread and I forgot what it was I wanted to post. I Am getting old timers already? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 A reminder for those who need it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted Thursday at 12:04 PM Share Posted Thursday at 12:04 PM This new insecurity about men eating bananas is so weird. And I say new because a lot of the people I see posting about it are dudes I played football with ...and coach made us eat bananas with our pregame meal to stop cramps. Not once did I see any of you break a banana apart to eat it. The internet has you so scared of being sus, that you literally can't separate eating from a sexual act. How often are you eating bananas in public anyway. I've never ordered fajitas with a side of banana. I can't actually even think of a situation where I would have a whole banana to eat in public. Even at a breakfast spot like IHOP, if you ask for bananas, they will probably be sliced in a bowl. It's stupid. I'm standing here eating a banana now and wondering how can I make myself feel as if this is something gay....I just can't. It's a banana 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted Thursday at 06:03 PM Share Posted Thursday at 06:03 PM I had maruchan orange chicken flavored yakisoba for lunch. Nasty af. Tasted like orange fanta flavored noodles. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted Thursday at 06:22 PM Share Posted Thursday at 06:22 PM Never had a telemarketer hang up on me before. That was weird. I’m not complaining, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted Thursday at 08:17 PM Share Posted Thursday at 08:17 PM I want something good tonight but definitely ain't feeling the stove. I want catfish but these places think I can't tell catfish from tilapia and I don't want to be disappointed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted Friday at 12:44 AM Share Posted Friday at 12:44 AM Hopefully there will be a price drop on the OG Switch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Friday at 01:24 AM Share Posted Friday at 01:24 AM 13 hours ago, André Toulon said: This new insecurity about men eating bananas is so weird. And I say new because a lot of the people I see posting about it are dudes I played football with ...and coach made us eat bananas with our pregame meal to stop cramps. Not once did I see any of you break a banana apart to eat it. The internet has you so scared of being sus, that you literally can't separate eating from a sexual act. How often are you eating bananas in public anyway. I've never ordered fajitas with a side of banana. I can't actually even think of a situation where I would have a whole banana to eat in public. Even at a breakfast spot like IHOP, if you ask for bananas, they will probably be sliced in a bowl. It's stupid. I'm standing here eating a banana now and wondering how can I make myself feel as if this is something gay....I just can't. It's a banana I absolutely do not understand the fascination some guys have with seeing women eat bananas, hotdogs, corndogs, sub sandwiches, lolipops, etc. There's nothing sexual about it unless they do it deliberately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Friday at 01:33 AM Share Posted Friday at 01:33 AM I'm a regular at my favorite pizza place that the woman there knows me by name and knows what I always order by memory (she just asks what size I want because sometimes I've gone medium and sometimes I've gone large), and I guess as showing appreciation of my continued business every once in a while she offers me a free drink while I wait. Today she did, and I got some Mountain Dew from the soda fountain, and for whatever reason, it tasted waaaaaay more syrupy than it usually does. I drink Mountain Dew all the time, but almost always out of cans. The cans of Mountain Dew I drink never taste this syrupy. And I never get Throwback or Zero Sugar, or Diet, or anything, always just regular ol' Mountain Dew. I've heard of restaurants watering down their soda fountains to cut costs, but it didn't taste watered down, like there wasn't less taste or anything, the only thing different was the syrupiness. It's known that the same soda may taste different depending on the container it's in (fountain, bottle, can), but the Internet would have me believe the fountain is the best. Based on this experience, I highly disagree. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted Friday at 07:05 PM Share Posted Friday at 07:05 PM Funny how every time a delivery driver screws me out of one item in my order, it’s always the one item I needed most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted Saturday at 01:55 PM Share Posted Saturday at 01:55 PM Robby Krieger (The Doors) is criminally underrated 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 12:05 AM Share Posted Sunday at 12:05 AM I was today years old when I learned that I absolutely suck at self-administering injections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Sunday at 04:48 AM Share Posted Sunday at 04:48 AM I'm hungry but I don't want to get up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted Sunday at 05:14 AM Share Posted Sunday at 05:14 AM (edited) Breaking Bad and My 600 lb Life are quintessential shows broadcasting the true values of contemporary American life. Someone, please tell me to shut the fuck up. Edited Sunday at 05:21 AM by Insipid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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