UwPp Posted September 12 Posted September 12 I find it sus that @André Toulondidnt make @SwimOdinand I a birthday thread. 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted September 12 Posted September 12 If I can’t change my circumstances, I guess I need to change my mindset. A whole lot easier said than done, though. 4 Quote
Jman Posted September 14 Posted September 14 I’m literally in a sitcom plot. A friend of my parents wants to golf with me next week, but I’m worried my game isn’t going to be good enough given he’s an avid golfer and after a year of playing, my driver and 3 wood still aren’t breaking 200 yards. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted September 14 Posted September 14 (edited) Nothing like coming home from a long day at work turning on the tv and the fucking A-Team is on! Edited September 14 by Mode 7 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted September 14 Posted September 14 I’m not sure which is worse: the fact that Limp Bizkit just randomly dropped a new song, or the fact that I subjected myself to it. 2 Quote
nameraka Posted September 14 Posted September 14 I’d like to read a detailed account of what happened during the first turtle war. also, the name implies that there was a second one. 1 Quote
viperxmns Posted September 14 Posted September 14 Since when did Michaels start selling gunpla If only they had a rg Hi Nu besides that regular Nu 1 Quote
UwPp Posted September 14 Posted September 14 Thanks drunk bitch for breaking my hello kitty stanley. Of course it had to be mine. Like wtf. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted September 14 Posted September 14 (edited) 11 minutes ago, UwPp said: Thanks drunk bitch for breaking my hello kitty stanley. Of course it had to be mine. Like wtf. Shall I get the chair of justice? Edited September 14 by Mode 7 3 Quote
nameraka Posted September 15 Posted September 15 whatever. i’m gonna push this cereal bowl off the counter. Quote
The_annoying_one Posted September 15 Posted September 15 That stupid feeling when my body gets out of bed before I do. 1 Quote
viperxmns Posted September 15 Posted September 15 Imagine the luxury of sitting on the toilet for 20 years because of your phone and not because youre still shitting 3 1 Quote
UwPp Posted September 15 Posted September 15 Well my shit show of back up work took me 4 hours. Not bad for being gone for 2 days. But holy fuck. I'd like to work on actual things now. Argh. 1 Quote
viperxmns Posted September 15 Posted September 15 Cicada noises always make me feel like I'm living in Evangelion You know the ones 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted September 15 Posted September 15 I'm in the mood to go a few rounds in Dr. Mario tonight when I get home Quote
Jman Posted September 16 Posted September 16 Gambling addiction seems predicated on making people reach for something they don’t have. “Oh, if only I bet on X!” Unless you can see into the future, that ain’t happening. 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted September 16 Posted September 16 37 minutes ago, Jman said: Gambling addiction seems predicated on making people reach for something they don’t have. “Oh, if only I bet on X!” Unless you can see into the future, that ain’t happening. When I bought lottery tickets it was more shattering losing to numbers you were close to when you already got a couple right. Like a placing a 2 where the 3 should’ve been and being pissed that you didn’t put 16 instead. So you’d feel less bad for still being poor and worthless. 3 Quote
mthor Posted September 16 Posted September 16 I did one of those death prediction quizzes last night. Apparently, I should have been dead a year and a half ago. They don't know that my family refers to me as "The Highlander." 2 2 Quote
UwPp Posted September 17 Posted September 17 I like to pretend I'm going to go tiktok famous. Only because one of my videos has 3.3k views. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted September 17 Posted September 17 Why is today going by so very slowly? 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted September 17 Posted September 17 WTF is “artificial spicy chicken flavor”? I’m about to eat it and I’m a little scared. 1 Quote
viperxmns Posted September 17 Posted September 17 Imagine youre a pokemon trainer and you send out morpeko and you say ITS MORPIN TIME and you send out morpeko 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted September 17 Posted September 17 As if spending my only off day taking care of bullshit with my uncle wasn't bad enough for some reason he had this old hag tagging along with us. I don't want to be mean but she said somethng kinda that rubbed me and my uncle the wrong way. He told her I was so-so's grandson and she responded by saying "how she's doing" SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR 8 FUCKING YEARS!!! Why is this old woman here with us in the first place? I knew I should've turned my off for the day. 1 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 18 Posted September 18 Barely paying attention to the end credits of Seinfeld, while they were showing the credits for one of the other dubbed languages, I saw the name Jean-Claude Montalban flash across the screen, and I got a kick out of it, because it's half Jean-Claude Van Damme and half Ricardo Montalban. 1 Quote
UwPp Posted September 18 Posted September 18 Is it Friday at 4:30 yet? And I'm 65 and retiring? Because if I have to work for another 30+ years I'm going to start throwing cottage cheese at people. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted September 19 Posted September 19 Funny how so much bullshit that doesn’t involve me still manages to somehow involve me. 2 1 Quote
naraku360 Posted September 19 Posted September 19 My dad got on my case for posting a mean thing about Charlie Kirk on Facebook and left a comment claiming that we should "face the facts" on how the left commits more violence. So I made this my cover photo. Quote
naraku360 Posted September 19 Posted September 19 38 minutes ago, naraku360 said: My dad got on my case for posting a mean thing about Charlie Kirk on Facebook and left a comment claiming that we should "face the facts" on how the left commits more violence. So I made this my cover photo. His response was "I disagree" Fuck off. 2 Quote
UwPp Posted Friday at 09:21 PM Posted Friday at 09:21 PM Adventures in babysitting . I gained a random child from school that I dont know. Shes quiet and chill. I suppose she can stay. .. BLUNT TIME. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Friday at 09:36 PM Posted Friday at 09:36 PM I wonder how far I would get if were to play Tetris drunk 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Friday at 11:53 PM Posted Friday at 11:53 PM I haven’t really been into video games lately. I still play, but I get bored a lot quicker than usual. It’s weird. 2 Quote
viperxmns Posted Sunday at 02:24 PM Posted Sunday at 02:24 PM Eventoast Thoughts arrive like buttered toast 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Sunday at 02:44 PM Posted Sunday at 02:44 PM Well, this mac & cheese certainly has an…interesting texture and flavor… 1 Quote
viperxmns Posted Monday at 01:54 AM Posted Monday at 01:54 AM Falcon crest is not toothpaste for birds 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 02:53 AM Posted Monday at 02:53 AM Why is pineapple on pizza so good? It really sounds like something I should absolutely hate. 2 1 Quote
UwPp Posted Monday at 01:53 PM Posted Monday at 01:53 PM Sometimes I wish I had an fb because there's this group of "are we dating the same guy " and some of these dudes I know and I just want to laugh. 😭 I hate fb tho. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 08:53 PM Posted Monday at 08:53 PM I have a personal rule when it comes to calling people, three rings and I just hang up and just assume that person is busy. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 09:36 PM Posted Monday at 09:36 PM Okay, this mosquito is dead…just as soon as I find the little fucker. 2 Quote
UwPp Posted Monday at 11:47 PM Posted Monday at 11:47 PM If you're into bdsm. Okay cool. Great. Samesies. But like there's rules. Don't just randomly add me and then be like "CALL ME DADDY". SIR, NO. 😒 2 2 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 11:49 PM Posted Monday at 11:49 PM 1 minute ago, UwPp said: If you're into bdsm. Okay cool. Great. Samesies. But like there's rules. Don't just randomly add me and then be like "CALL ME DADDY". SIR, NO. 😒 My bad 6 Quote
Insipid Posted Tuesday at 03:11 AM Posted Tuesday at 03:11 AM Oh no, my most recent reddit account finally got a temp ban . . . had it for over a year now. I'm surprised I went this long without one. I got permanently banned from the Big Brother subreddit . . . and the finale is in a week 🙃 2 Quote
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