UwPp Posted September 12 Posted September 12 I find it sus that @André Toulondidnt make @SwimOdinand I a birthday thread. 1 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted September 12 Posted September 12 If I can’t change my circumstances, I guess I need to change my mindset. A whole lot easier said than done, though. 4 Quote
Jman Posted September 14 Posted September 14 I’m literally in a sitcom plot. A friend of my parents wants to golf with me next week, but I’m worried my game isn’t going to be good enough given he’s an avid golfer and after a year of playing, my driver and 3 wood still aren’t breaking 200 yards. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted September 14 Posted September 14 (edited) Nothing like coming home from a long day at work turning on the tv and the fucking A-Team is on! Edited September 14 by Mode 7 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted September 14 Posted September 14 I’m not sure which is worse: the fact that Limp Bizkit just randomly dropped a new song, or the fact that I subjected myself to it. 2 Quote
nameraka Posted September 14 Posted September 14 I’d like to read a detailed account of what happened during the first turtle war. also, the name implies that there was a second one. 1 Quote
viperxmns Posted September 14 Posted September 14 Since when did Michaels start selling gunpla If only they had a rg Hi Nu besides that regular Nu 1 Quote
UwPp Posted Sunday at 09:11 PM Posted Sunday at 09:11 PM Thanks drunk bitch for breaking my hello kitty stanley. Of course it had to be mine. Like wtf. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted Sunday at 09:22 PM Posted Sunday at 09:22 PM (edited) 11 minutes ago, UwPp said: Thanks drunk bitch for breaking my hello kitty stanley. Of course it had to be mine. Like wtf. Shall I get the chair of justice? Edited Sunday at 09:22 PM by Mode 7 3 Quote
nameraka Posted Monday at 02:10 AM Posted Monday at 02:10 AM hang on a minute. my cat’s coughing. Quote
nameraka Posted Monday at 02:13 AM Posted Monday at 02:13 AM whatever. i’m gonna push this cereal bowl off the counter. Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 12:57 PM Posted Monday at 12:57 PM That stupid feeling when my body gets out of bed before I do. 1 Quote
viperxmns Posted Monday at 01:23 PM Posted Monday at 01:23 PM Imagine the luxury of sitting on the toilet for 20 years because of your phone and not because youre still shitting 3 1 Quote
UwPp Posted Monday at 05:26 PM Posted Monday at 05:26 PM Well my shit show of back up work took me 4 hours. Not bad for being gone for 2 days. But holy fuck. I'd like to work on actual things now. Argh. 1 Quote
viperxmns Posted Monday at 06:38 PM Posted Monday at 06:38 PM Cicada noises always make me feel like I'm living in Evangelion You know the ones 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Monday at 10:12 PM Posted Monday at 10:12 PM People and their absolute idiocy. Quote
Mode 7 Posted Monday at 11:49 PM Posted Monday at 11:49 PM I'm in the mood to go a few rounds in Dr. Mario tonight when I get home Quote
Jman Posted Tuesday at 12:13 PM Posted Tuesday at 12:13 PM Gambling addiction seems predicated on making people reach for something they don’t have. “Oh, if only I bet on X!” Unless you can see into the future, that ain’t happening. 1 Quote
[classic swim] Posted Tuesday at 12:55 PM Posted Tuesday at 12:55 PM 37 minutes ago, Jman said: Gambling addiction seems predicated on making people reach for something they don’t have. “Oh, if only I bet on X!” Unless you can see into the future, that ain’t happening. When I bought lottery tickets it was more shattering losing to numbers you were close to when you already got a couple right. Like a placing a 2 where the 3 should’ve been and being pissed that you didn’t put 16 instead. So you’d feel less bad for still being poor and worthless. 3 Quote
mthor Posted Tuesday at 03:34 PM Posted Tuesday at 03:34 PM I did one of those death prediction quizzes last night. Apparently, I should have been dead a year and a half ago. They don't know that my family refers to me as "The Highlander." 2 2 Quote
UwPp Posted Wednesday at 12:44 AM Posted Wednesday at 12:44 AM I like to pretend I'm going to go tiktok famous. Only because one of my videos has 3.3k views. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 01:01 AM Posted Wednesday at 01:01 AM Why is today going by so very slowly? 2 Quote
André Toulon Posted Wednesday at 12:08 PM Posted Wednesday at 12:08 PM Me, hoping this is real 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted Wednesday at 04:12 PM Posted Wednesday at 04:12 PM WTF is “artificial spicy chicken flavor”? I’m about to eat it and I’m a little scared. 1 Quote
viperxmns Posted Wednesday at 04:32 PM Posted Wednesday at 04:32 PM Imagine youre a pokemon trainer and you send out morpeko and you say ITS MORPIN TIME and you send out morpeko 1 Quote
Insipid Posted Wednesday at 04:47 PM Posted Wednesday at 04:47 PM xqc has the ugliest voice and accent ever Quote
Mode 7 Posted Wednesday at 10:19 PM Posted Wednesday at 10:19 PM As if spending my only off day taking care of bullshit with my uncle wasn't bad enough for some reason he had this old hag tagging along with us. I don't want to be mean but she said somethng kinda that rubbed me and my uncle the wrong way. He told her I was so-so's grandson and she responded by saying "how she's doing" SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR 8 FUCKING YEARS!!! Why is this old woman here with us in the first place? I knew I should've turned my off for the day. 1 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted Thursday at 02:30 PM Posted Thursday at 02:30 PM Barely paying attention to the end credits of Seinfeld, while they were showing the credits for one of the other dubbed languages, I saw the name Jean-Claude Montalban flash across the screen, and I got a kick out of it, because it's half Jean-Claude Van Damme and half Ricardo Montalban. 1 Quote
UwPp Posted Thursday at 03:58 PM Posted Thursday at 03:58 PM Is it Friday at 4:30 yet? And I'm 65 and retiring? Because if I have to work for another 30+ years I'm going to start throwing cottage cheese at people. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted yesterday at 05:06 PM Posted yesterday at 05:06 PM Funny how so much bullshit that doesn’t involve me still manages to somehow involve me. 2 1 Quote
naraku360 Posted yesterday at 07:18 PM Posted yesterday at 07:18 PM My dad got on my case for posting a mean thing about Charlie Kirk on Facebook and left a comment claiming that we should "face the facts" on how the left commits more violence. So I made this my cover photo. Quote
naraku360 Posted yesterday at 07:57 PM Posted yesterday at 07:57 PM 38 minutes ago, naraku360 said: My dad got on my case for posting a mean thing about Charlie Kirk on Facebook and left a comment claiming that we should "face the facts" on how the left commits more violence. So I made this my cover photo. His response was "I disagree" Fuck off. 2 Quote
UwPp Posted 23 hours ago Posted 23 hours ago Adventures in babysitting . I gained a random child from school that I dont know. Shes quiet and chill. I suppose she can stay. .. BLUNT TIME. 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted 23 hours ago Posted 23 hours ago I wonder how far I would get if were to play Tetris drunk 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted 20 hours ago Posted 20 hours ago I haven’t really been into video games lately. I still play, but I get bored a lot quicker than usual. It’s weird. 1 Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.