What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[UwPp]

I find it sus that @André Toulondidnt make @SwimOdinand I a birthday thread. 

[The_annoying_one]

If I can’t change my circumstances, I guess I need to change my mindset. A whole lot easier said than done, though.

[Jman]

I’m literally in a sitcom plot.  A friend of my parents wants to golf with me next week, but I’m worried my game isn’t going to be good enough given he’s an avid golfer and after a year of playing, my driver and 3 wood still aren’t breaking 200 yards.

[Mode 7]

Nothing like coming home from a long day at work turning on the tv and the fucking A-Team is on!

Edited Sunday at 05:06 AM by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

I’m not sure which is worse: the fact that Limp Bizkit just randomly dropped a new song, or the fact that I subjected myself to it.

[UwPp]

Bed. Why are you so orgasmicly amazing? 

[nameraka]

I’d like to read a detailed account of what happened during the first turtle war. 

also, the name implies that there was a second one.

[viperxmns]

Since when did Michaels start selling gunpla 

If only they had a rg Hi Nu besides that regular Nu

[UwPp]

Thanks drunk bitch for breaking my hello kitty stanley. Of course it had to be mine. Like wtf. 

[Mode 7]

11 minutes ago, UwPp said:

Thanks drunk bitch for breaking my hello kitty stanley. Of course it had to be mine. Like wtf. 

Shall I get the chair of justice?

Edited Sunday at 09:22 PM by Mode 7

[nameraka]

hang on a minute. my cat’s coughing.

[nameraka]

okay.

where was i?

[nameraka]

whatever.
 

i’m gonna push this cereal bowl off the counter. 

[The_annoying_one]

That stupid feeling when my body gets out of bed before I do. 

[viperxmns]

Imagine the luxury of sitting on the toilet for 20 years because of your phone and not because youre still shitting

[UwPp]

Well my shit show of back up work took me 4 hours. Not bad for being gone for 2 days. But holy fuck. 

I'd like to work on actual things now. 

 

Argh.

[viperxmns]

Cicada noises always make me feel like I'm living in Evangelion

You know the ones

[The_annoying_one]

People and their absolute idiocy.

[Mode 7]

I'm in the mood to go a few rounds in Dr. Mario tonight when I get home 

[Jman]

Gambling addiction seems predicated on making people reach for something they don’t have.  “Oh, if only I bet on X!”  Unless you can see into the future, that ain’t happening.  

[[classic swim]]

37 minutes ago, Jman said:

Gambling addiction seems predicated on making people reach for something they don’t have.  “Oh, if only I bet on X!”  Unless you can see into the future, that ain’t happening.  

When I bought lottery tickets it was more shattering losing to numbers you were close to when you already got a couple right.

Like a placing a 2 where the 3 should’ve been and being pissed that you didn’t put 16 instead. So you’d feel less bad for still being poor and worthless.

[mthor]

I did one of those death prediction quizzes last night. Apparently, I should have been dead a year and a half ago. They don't know that my family refers to me as "The Highlander."

[UwPp]

I like to pretend I'm going to go tiktok famous. Only because one of my videos has 3.3k views. 

[The_annoying_one]

Why is today going by so very slowly?

[André Toulon]

Me, hoping this is real

 

[The_annoying_one]

WTF is “artificial spicy chicken flavor”? I’m about to eat it and I’m a little scared.

[viperxmns]

Imagine youre a pokemon trainer and you send out morpeko and you say ITS MORPIN TIME and you send out morpeko

[Insipid]

xqc has the ugliest voice and accent ever

[Mode 7]

As if spending my only off day taking care of bullshit with my uncle wasn't bad enough for some reason he had this old hag tagging along with us. I don't want to be mean but she said somethng kinda that rubbed me and my uncle the wrong way. He told her I was so-so's grandson and she responded by saying "how she's doing" SHE'S BEEN DEAD FOR 8 FUCKING YEARS!!! Why is this old woman here with us in the first place? I knew I should've turned my off for the day.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Barely paying attention to the end credits of Seinfeld, while they were showing the credits for one of the other dubbed languages, I saw the name Jean-Claude Montalban flash across the screen, and I got a kick out of it, because it's half Jean-Claude Van Damme and half Ricardo Montalban.

[UwPp]

Is it Friday at 4:30 yet? And I'm 65 and retiring?

Because if I have to work for another 30+ years I'm going to start throwing cottage cheese at people.