What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[UwPp]

I find it sus that @André Toulondidnt make @SwimOdinand I a birthday thread. 

[The_annoying_one]

If I can’t change my circumstances, I guess I need to change my mindset. A whole lot easier said than done, though.

[Jman]

I’m literally in a sitcom plot.  A friend of my parents wants to golf with me next week, but I’m worried my game isn’t going to be good enough given he’s an avid golfer and after a year of playing, my driver and 3 wood still aren’t breaking 200 yards.

[Mode 7]

Nothing like coming home from a long day at work turning on the tv and the fucking A-Team is on!

Edited yesterday at 05:06 AM by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

I’m not sure which is worse: the fact that Limp Bizkit just randomly dropped a new song, or the fact that I subjected myself to it.

[UwPp]

Bed. Why are you so orgasmicly amazing? 

[nameraka]

I’d like to read a detailed account of what happened during the first turtle war. 

also, the name implies that there was a second one.

[viperxmns]

Since when did Michaels start selling gunpla 

If only they had a rg Hi Nu besides that regular Nu

[UwPp]

Thanks drunk bitch for breaking my hello kitty stanley. Of course it had to be mine. Like wtf. 

[Mode 7]

11 minutes ago, UwPp said:

Thanks drunk bitch for breaking my hello kitty stanley. Of course it had to be mine. Like wtf. 

Shall I get the chair of justice?

Edited 17 hours ago by Mode 7

[nameraka]

hang on a minute. my cat’s coughing.

[nameraka]

okay.

where was i?

[nameraka]

whatever.
 

i’m gonna push this cereal bowl off the counter. 

[The_annoying_one]

That stupid feeling when my body gets out of bed before I do. 

[viperxmns]

Imagine the luxury of sitting on the toilet for 20 years because of your phone and not because youre still shitting