Seight Posted April 30, 2024 Posted April 30, 2024 EVERYONE, I HAVE RETURNED FROM HELL*! *not having Internet for three days 3 Quote
Insipid Posted April 30, 2024 Posted April 30, 2024 The other day while I was working, out of nowhere, I thought of when nabs told naraku to quit his IT job and work in a restaurant, so he can "live his life." I was just thinking, that had to be one of the most out of touch things I had ever seen someone write here. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 30, 2024 Posted April 30, 2024 There is virtually no greater feeling in this life than arguing with assholes on the internet about the proper way to cook a steak. I don’t even believe half the shit I’m saying. At this point, I’m just trolling. 1 1 4 Quote
André Toulon Posted April 30, 2024 Posted April 30, 2024 21 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: There is virtually no greater feeling in this life than arguing with assholes on the internet about the proper way to cook a steak. I don’t even believe half the shit I’m saying. At this point, I’m just trolling. Welcome....we have been waiting for you 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 30, 2024 Posted April 30, 2024 My new coffee table arrived today and I just don't have the energy to assemble it after a long day at work. 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted May 1, 2024 Posted May 1, 2024 I still don't know what a "munch" is but every time I hear ice spice say it, this immediately comes to mind 2 Quote
Seight Posted May 1, 2024 Posted May 1, 2024 7 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: There is virtually no greater feeling in this life than arguing with assholes on the internet about the proper way to cook a steak. I don’t even believe half the shit I’m saying. At this point, I’m just trolling. 1 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 1, 2024 Posted May 1, 2024 11 hours ago, André Toulon said: I still don't know what a "munch" is but every time I hear ice spice say it, this immediately comes to mind What's with his hair? 1 Quote
André Toulon Posted May 1, 2024 Posted May 1, 2024 6 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What's with his hair? *Sigh* Sometimes, the joke just isn't for you, doomer. But if it helps, this is what she usually looks like. Pls, don't tell me you would have used this pic with the Beavis one, I didn't make it...and I wasn't going to change it on the off chance that someone asked "what's with his hair" 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 1, 2024 Posted May 1, 2024 Jesus Christ, I was just curious. Never heard of/seen Ice Spice in my life. 2 Quote
André Toulon Posted May 1, 2024 Posted May 1, 2024 48 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Jesus Christ, I was just curious. Never heard of/seen Ice Spice in my life. It would have been faster to Google her, but you asked me and my explanations come with monologues. 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 1, 2024 Posted May 1, 2024 2 minutes ago, André Toulon said: It would have been faster to Google her, but you asked me and my explanations come with monologues. It did not occur to me she is where Beavis' hairstyle came from. I'm not psychic. I got the whole "munch" thing, assumed maybe she had a song featuring that word, but I did not put 2 and 2 together with his hair. IS THAT NOT OK???? Quote
André Toulon Posted May 1, 2024 Posted May 1, 2024 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: It did not occur to me she is where Beavis' hairstyle came from. I'm not psychic. I got the whole "munch" thing, assumed maybe she had a song featuring that word, but I did not put 2 and 2 together with his hair. IS THAT NOT OK???? It's ok on the surface, but it's actually pretty consistent with you wanting to dissect my useless and benign posts, and now I'm just wondering why you're surprised or if this is on purpose..... Because I can support on purpose...fucking with people is one of my favorite hobbies. If this is truly a Rick James moment* and you just don't remember similar interactions of the sort between us, then I apologize and will be more tactful. *......Rick James had a bit on the Chappelle show where he slapped Charlie Murphy, then Charlie slapped him back, but Rick didn't remember slapping him just moments before. Just gonna get out ahead of this one 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 1, 2024 Posted May 1, 2024 (edited) 10 minutes ago, André Toulon said: It's ok on the surface, but it's actually pretty consistent with you wanting to dissect my useless and benign posts, and now I'm just wondering why you're surprised or if this is on purpose..... Because I can support on purpose...fucking with people is one of my favorite hobbies. If this is truly a Rick James moment* and you just don't remember similar interactions of the sort between us, then I apologize and will be more tactful. *......Rick James had a bit on the Chappelle show where he slapped Charlie Murphy, then Charlie slapped him back, but Rick didn't remember slapping him just moments before. Just gonna get out ahead of this one The similar interactions were you being irked at me picking apart your jokes. In this instance I wasn't picking apart jack shit I WAS GENUINELY CURIOUS. I didn't ask the question because it didn't make sense to me or it seemed superfluous, I asked because I knew there must've been a key piece of information I was lacking. Oh yeah and I'm surprised because I made a conscience effort to stop picking apart people's jokes long ago, and I thought I had a pretty good streak going, so yeah this is pretty outta nowhere as far as I'm concerned. Edited May 1, 2024 by Doom Metal Alchemist Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 1, 2024 Posted May 1, 2024 (edited) What's on first? Wait.... What is on second, isn't he? I'm so used to just hearing the title I forgot the whole rest of the bit. Edited May 1, 2024 by Doom Metal Alchemist Quote
André Toulon Posted May 1, 2024 Posted May 1, 2024 11 hours ago, Ric said: Maybe I should probably stream tomorrow. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 1, 2024 Posted May 1, 2024 I tested positive for Covid this morning. I feel fine, but…..fuck….. 4 Quote
Blackrose321 Posted May 1, 2024 Posted May 1, 2024 I'm getting my very first tattoo this weekend, I'm so excited! I can't wait to see the artwork, I keep checking my email. 😅 3 Quote
[classic swim] Posted May 1, 2024 Posted May 1, 2024 I never listened to the Talking Sopranos podcast all the way through, but I miss how fucking stupid Steve Schrippa was. He’d babble about weird shit like opening egg salad on a train, and then there was the time he spent 7 minutes getting pissed off at a YouTube comment for making fun of his haircut. 2 Quote
Ric Posted May 1, 2024 Posted May 1, 2024 5 hours ago, André Toulon said: It won't happen today, other plans came up. But here it is https://www.twitch.tv/pimpjira87 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 1, 2024 Posted May 1, 2024 The coffee table assembly has been a failure. This is easily the worst thing I've ever bought off Amazon. 1 1 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 2, 2024 Posted May 2, 2024 This may have been a total waste but the end of the day I find a solution to my coffee table problem, I just ended up using that small round table I was using my antenna and other junk and wouldn't you know it it actually looks better than what I was trying to originally do. That's what I get for trying to be boujee. 3 Quote
Ric Posted May 2, 2024 Posted May 2, 2024 I've dealt with a lot of crazy in the last year. Also, thinking I could use a new coffee table now. 1 Quote
Gemini Posted May 2, 2024 Posted May 2, 2024 I got my student loans forgiven due to inproprieties committed by the school I went to. I'm in a happy mood. 4 Quote
Insipid Posted May 2, 2024 Posted May 2, 2024 (edited) I love a nighttime stroll. I don't care if it's weird. It puts my mind into zen mode. Edited May 2, 2024 by Insipid 2 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 2, 2024 Posted May 2, 2024 8 hours ago, Insipid said: I love a nighttime stroll. I don't care if it's weird. It puts my mind into zen mode. Back in the early 00s I was a newspaper carrier and walking around outside alone at 3:00 - 4:00 am felt pretty great. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 2, 2024 Posted May 2, 2024 I opened my front door about 30 minutes ago to let my dog out. I look down and see a McDonald’s bag on the ground. Had the DoorDash logo and my address on it, but I didn’t order it. Also, it had been sitting there for about 2 hours. I threw that shit away. Also, I checked my recent orders on DD and this wasn’t even listed….. Quote
Ric Posted May 2, 2024 Posted May 2, 2024 13 hours ago, Insipid said: I love a nighttime stroll. I don't care if it's weird. It puts my mind into zen mode. Now I'm thinking what's weird about a nighttime stroll Quote
Insipid Posted May 2, 2024 Posted May 2, 2024 1 hour ago, Ric said: Now I'm thinking what's weird about a nighttime stroll Most people walk for leisure during the daytime. Plus, I'm walking through strip outlet parking lots and stuff. Not ideal, but I don't have to drive to get there, unlike the park, which is closed at night anyway. Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 2, 2024 Posted May 2, 2024 They sent me the exact opposite of what I actually ordered and I can’t go return it because of what I posted here yesterday. Screw it. I’m going back to bed. 1 Quote
Insipid Posted May 3, 2024 Posted May 3, 2024 Spongebob is now 25 years old. I seriously remember watching the very first episode when it aired. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 3, 2024 Posted May 3, 2024 On 5/1/2024 at 1:26 PM, The_annoying_one said: I tested positive for Covid this morning. I feel fine, but…..fuck….. And two days later, I test negative and feel mostly fine. That’s cool, I guess. 2 Quote
Insipid Posted May 3, 2024 Posted May 3, 2024 My Japanese passport got renewed so quickly. Like, all I had to do was send in the documents and within a month, I got approved. I just have to go to the consulate in person and pick it up. Meanwhile, an American passport takes months ro receive. 🙄 2 Quote
André Toulon Posted May 4, 2024 Posted May 4, 2024 .....I've never seen a BBL in the wild. I don't think I'd be able to contain myself... especially if my daughter with me....we gonna be loud AF 🤣 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 5, 2024 Posted May 5, 2024 Random power outages today. Why the hell not? 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 5, 2024 Posted May 5, 2024 I miss the days when you had good quality trash tv 4 Quote
Blackrose321 Posted May 6, 2024 Posted May 6, 2024 On 5/1/2024 at 2:04 PM, Blackrose321 said: I'm getting my very first tattoo this weekend, I'm so excited! I can't wait to see the artwork, I keep checking my email. 😅 I am proud to say that I did not chicken out! I love it and already want to plan for another but my husband is telling me to slow down... 2 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 6, 2024 Posted May 6, 2024 1 hour ago, Blackrose321 said: I am proud to say that I did not chicken out! I love it and already want to plan for another but my husband is telling me to slow down... they are addicting. until your dying days. Quote
viperxmns Posted May 6, 2024 Posted May 6, 2024 when you eat peanut butter and you think you washed your face and everything but you still smell peanut butter Quote
Insipid Posted May 6, 2024 Posted May 6, 2024 Juno really is an all-time American classic, considering the main actress is now transgender, abortion rights are currently in jeopardy, and Michael Cera is Michael Cera. Quote
André Toulon Posted May 6, 2024 Posted May 6, 2024 Oh wow, Elliot Page, huh....I wonder how that user that was obsessed with him beforehand took it. Quote
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