Mini_ghost420 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 they gave me some paper towels, a bunch of house cleaning and bathroom stuff, a bag of jelly beans, some hot cocoa packets and some literature about Jesus and his twin brother or something. weirdos. I should tell them I'm Mormon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 personal experience tells me that saying such things would only make getting rid of them more difficult its like a challenge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 well, I am Mormon so it'd be true. and they don't really bother me. I don't consider free jelly beans and hot cocoa a bother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 doesn't matter if its true or not, the result is the same but if you're into that kind of thing, more power to you i'm just not a fan of mid day religious interruptions... or sales pitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 They've been watching you masturbate and want you to clean up your life and your bathroom. Be thankful that they care. And Jesus did indeed have a twin brother, several apparently......Which I think kinda dissolves the notion of twins, but religion is stupid that way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 I was raised by a very religious mother so I'm used to it they also left a nice pair of socks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 yea I heard of this. there are reports of his twins all over in places Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 I was raised by a very religious mother so I'm used to it they also left a nice pair of socks i sure hope they had some sweet religious graphics on them! my mom was extremely religious when i was a small child, but thats basically over and done with now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 they got cool looking stripes and they say "fit" on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 they got cool looking stripes and they say "fit" on them lol, accompanied by cocoa and candy... mixed messages freal tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 lol, the whole combination of stuff they left is kinda odd. but useful. I put the socks on already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Most of my mom's family are JWs. Grandma's always posting their stuff of the facebook; it's all pretty great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 It was nice of them to leave you a goodie bag, though I don't really like it when people leave religious tracts. I used to have some Jehovah's Witness neighbors and they would leave tracts in my mailbox until they realized they weren't going to convert me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 everyone hold the fuck up for a minute. we have mormons here? time to bust out this old youtube video Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 anything new in The Watchtower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 30, 2017 Author Share Posted March 30, 2017 LOL grandmas are funny on facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 30, 2017 Author Share Posted March 30, 2017 sometimes you can take their tracts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 30, 2017 Author Share Posted March 30, 2017 that video is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 30, 2017 Author Share Posted March 30, 2017 no just the same stuff about Jesus and going to heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 personal experience tells me that saying such things would only make getting rid of them more difficult its like a challenge I think I scared ours away. During their last visit when I said, "Sorry man, I don't do church," the guy kept repeating "Don't do church" like a broken robot, and he seemed really eager to get away from me. It's been 3 years since then, and that's the longest they've let us be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938_Packard Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 they gave me some paper towels, a bunch of house cleaning and bathroom stuff, a bag of jelly beans, some hot cocoa packets and some literature about Jesus and his twin brother or something. weirdos. I should tell them I'm Mormon They haven't bothered with me since I put the Kanji on the front door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 They haven't bothered with me since I put the Kanji on the front door. Funny that even the cults don't even want your faggot face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 no just the same stuff about Jesus and going to heaven Fun fact- JWs don't want to go to heaven when they die- there's no air up there and it's pretty boring. When you die a JW, you go into a hole in the ground. Only 144 thousand people will actually go to heaven, where they'll meet Jehovah and come back as teachers; restoring earth to the original Garden. Then all the dead will rise again and have eternal lives in paradise, lion will lay with the lamb, all that jazz. They promised me the dinosaurs would come back too and I could hang out with them, but I think they were just making shit up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted March 30, 2017 Share Posted March 30, 2017 They're trying to bribe you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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