ghostrek Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 key idea you join but after 5 year you get ordained as minister good idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 How often will people have to masturbate in the confessional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 And then you make them drink the Kool-Aid. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 and all members of religion must only prepare and eat food from a modified version of "Good Home Cooking" circa 1975 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 27, 2017 Author Share Posted March 27, 2017 How often will people have to masturbate in the confessional? 0% because it a Protestant denomination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 So, they are just going to masturbate out in the open? I guess that means you are going to come out of the closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 27, 2017 Author Share Posted March 27, 2017 And then you make them drink the Kool-Aid. Wow. no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 27, 2017 Author Share Posted March 27, 2017 So, they are just going to masturbate out in the open? I guess that means you are going to come out of the closet. no people dont do that in the house of god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 no Okay. Would your religion involve alien vaginas anyway? I would become partially interested if so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 no people dont do that in the house of god Yes they do, especially in your religion ghostie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 You know you could become a monk since youve never had sex. The monastery would provide everything for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 27, 2017 Author Share Posted March 27, 2017 i am not Catholic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 You can convert. It's not hard. Few classes, you get splashed, they catch you up on the other sacraments and hey, presto.! Instant Catholic. Then you can become a monk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 You can convert. It's not hard. Few classes, you get splashed, they catch you up on the other sacraments and hey, presto.! Instant Catholic. Then you can become a monk. I think he would be better off as a eunuch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 at what point do you become tax exempt.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 no people dont do that in the house of god Don't lie. I'd let people :fap: in my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 And that's why you're not God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 Is it going to be a religion that preaches promising to read and review somebody's fanfiction and then never actually doing that? Because that's what you're the prophet of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juicy Posted March 27, 2017 Share Posted March 27, 2017 I don't believe in you, so I guess your religion is a failure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Is this the religion where we all hafta guess what you're doing and then you never tell us what you're doing? > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 Is this the religion where we all hafta guess what you're doing and then you never tell us what you're doing? > I don't even think he's really talking about his on religion. I think he's talking about starting another branch of Christianity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I don't even think he's really talking about his on religion. I think he's talking about starting another branch of Christianity > Yeah cuz if it's anything this world doesn't have enough of, it's branches of Christianity > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I agree but, that's really neither here or there, that's what I think he's actually talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted March 28, 2017 Author Share Posted March 28, 2017 at what point do you become tax exempt.? i dont know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 28, 2017 Share Posted March 28, 2017 I agree but, that's really neither here or there, that's what I think he's actually talking about Well, at least you know what he's talking about ::spin:: > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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