It's the end of my marriage as I know it...

[Gemini]

...And I feel fine. (Yes, you were supposed to read that while singing along to that one REM song. lol)

[The_annoying_one]

I totally read it in the tune of that song. Part of me wanted to feel bad for that, but I guess I don’t have to. 🤪

[naraku360]

Nabs be like

[Gemini]

4 hours ago, naraku360 said:

Nabs be like

lol Nicely done.

[scoobdog]

I take it things are final?  Good, man.

[Gemini]

17 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

I take it things are final?  Good, man.

Not yet. I’m going to sign divorce papers today. Once they’re filed, we have to wait sixty days before it’s official.

The whole point of this thread is me saying this is pretty much the point of no return, and I’m perfectly content with that.

Edited August 23, 2023 by Gemini

[NSAID]

Did she find out you were catfishing yourself online?

[Gemini]

14 minutes ago, NSAID said:

Did she find out you were catfishing yourself online?

Nope. Also, hi, Nabs.

[Heshi]

I'd say awww meow but with a shit marriage  it's probably best to yank the rip chord so meep

Still sorry though 

[NSAID]

55 minutes ago, Gemini said:

Nope. Also, hi, Nabs.

Caught her lawyers slipping huh? At least now you're free to flirt with your reflection. Good work, brother!

[Gemini]

8 hours ago, Heshi said:

I'd say awww meow but with a shit marriage  it's probably best to yank the rip chord so meep

Still sorry though 

All I'll say is it is what it is. Still, thanks.

[Heshi]

13 hours ago, Gemini said:

All I'll say is it is what it is. Still, thanks.

Indeed meow

You're welcome 

[Mix]

Do you think you'll ever get married again or nah?

I'm fascinated by people who have been married multiple times.

I like listening to them explain how they've "figured it out."

[Gemini]

8 minutes ago, Mix said:

Do you think you'll ever get married again or nah?

I'm fascinated by people who have been married multiple times.

I like listening to them explain how they've "figured it out."

Not sure. Also, none of your business.

[[classic swim]]

I wanna say “marriage is a fucking sham,” but then I remember you can always go by cheap procedures. But then I wanna say it again because I just hate sacred sanctimonious bullshit. Anyone who even attempts that atrocious, agonizing headache by today’s standards is a hero.

[Gemini]

11 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

I wanna say “marriage is a fucking sham,” but then I remember you can always go by cheap procedures. But then I wanna say it again because I just hate sacred sanctimonious bullshit. Anyone who even attempts that atrocious, agonizing headache by today’s standards is a hero.

Thanks? lol

[Heshi]

23 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

I wanna say “marriage is a fucking sham,” but then I remember you can always go by cheap procedures. But then I wanna say it again because I just hate sacred sanctimonious bullshit. Anyone who even attempts that atrocious, agonizing headache by today’s standards is a hero.

I wanna wear a pretty white dress someday meow 🥺

[[classic swim]]

Sorry I just hate that shit so much.

[Insipid]

Wasn't she an ogre or something anyway?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There.

[lupin_bebop]

……I wanna say “I’m sorry to hear that.”….I wanna say “Congratulations.”

I don’t even know if one of my customary responses works here……so….yeah.

[Gemini]

17 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

……I wanna say “I’m sorry to hear that.”….I wanna say “Congratulations.”

I don’t even know if one of my customary responses works here……so….yeah.

Meh, don't worry about it. It is what it is.

[naraku360]

So, when are we gonna get the juicy deets?

Whose fault was it? What'd they do? And where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[scoobdog]

14 hours ago, Insipid said:

Wasn't she an ogre or something anyway?

It turns out.... she actually was.

[Gemini]

3 hours ago, naraku360 said:

So, when are we gonna get the juicy deets?

Whose fault was it? What'd they do? And where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Her fault; she cheated on me; inside someone’s computer.

[discolé monade]

5 hours ago, scoobdog said:

It turns out.... she actually was.

3 sides to the story. 

 

; ]

[Rogue_Alphonse]

On 8/25/2023 at 2:32 PM, Gemini said:

Her fault; she cheated on me; inside someone’s computer.

so she was ...

 

...

 

 

Cyberbullying?

[The_annoying_one]

11 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

so she was ...

 

...

 

 

Cyberbullying?

I also kinda read it that way, if I’m being honest….which I am. >_>

[Gemini]

1 hour ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

so she was ...

 

...

 

 

Cyberbullying?

lol No.

She cheated on me, therefore making it her fault. (Which she admitted to.) Carmen Sandiego is inside your computer. Because it was a game.

[Top Gun]

LEONARD BERNSTEIN!

(that's how it goes right)

[Gemini]

On 8/27/2023 at 3:33 PM, Top Gun said:

LEONARD BERNSTEIN!

(that's how it goes right)

...Yes. lol