enad Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I need to consider my approach on this. I'll return in due time. http://variety.com/2017/film/news/amy-schumer-barbie-1202015233/ Amy Schumer has parted ways with Sony’s live-action “Barbie” over a scheduling conflict, Variety has learned. “Sadly, I’m no longer able to commit to Barbie due to scheduling conflicts,” the actress said in a statement to Variety. “The film has so much promise, and Sony and Mattel have been great partners. I’m bummed, but look forward to seeing Barbie on the big screen.” The big screen adaptation of Mattel’s iconic toy line was expected to start production this summer on June 23, but Schumer’s busy schedule includes a lengthy promotional tour for her new Fox comedy “Snatched,” which opens in May, as well as an upcoming shoot for Rebecca Miller’s “She Came to Me” opposite Steve Carell. Sony needed to stick to its June 29, 2018 release date since Mattel already has merchandise and product cycles in motion–shifting the production to accommodate Schumer would have put on a strain on other partners on the film, according to insiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 i wanna see the movie where she and her mom get kidnapped. its gonna be awesome. face it, schumer is blowing up and itll probably last a long time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 schumer is blowing up and itll probably last a long time Please. I can't be baited so easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Dane has a hate boner for schumer. Shes everything he hates. I love her! if only she were black, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Dane has a hate boner for schumer. Shes everything he hates. I love her! if only she were black, too! I have no opinion of Amy Schumer. I don't really find her funny and she seems like a bad person from what I've heard about her but I really don't care enough to read about what she does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 Dane has a hate boner for schumer. Shes everything he hates. I love her! if only she were black, too! I thought you said she was everything I hate...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I have no opinion of Amy Schumer. I don't really find her funny and she seems like a bad person from what I've heard about her but I really don't care enough to read about what she does. shes hilarious and shes cute. men dont like her because shes sexually free. i can relate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUU8800 Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 You've crossed a threshold in your obsession of her. You're not even making fun of her anymore. You're just letting us know what she's doing. he doesnt realize how unhealthy this fixation is.. i think its hilarious and awesome... more schumer all the time! It makes white men cry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 You've crossed a threshold in your obsession of her. You're not even making fun of her anymore. You're just letting us know what she's doing. I'm charging my power. Observe the visual metaphor. Although it's imperfect, as Schumer just stayed as the first version of Buu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Cool Now she can star in the Babe remake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 for every insult you make she's probably made another million dollars, dood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I hope this bullshit bombs so hard. I just hope all of these fucks responsible for a trash fire like this fail in the worst way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 shes hilarious and shes cute. men dont like her because shes sexually free. i can relate. She steals shitty jokes, you steal shitty men. You totally can relate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 You've crossed a threshold in your obsession of her. You're not even making fun of her anymore. You're just letting us know what she's doing. He's like an impotent Captain Ahab, angrily following his white whale on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 He's like an impotent Captain Ahab, angrily following his white whale on Twitter. **whale songs** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I have no opinion of Amy Schumer. I don't really find her funny and she seems like a bad person from what I've heard about her but I really don't care enough to read about what she does. Just like Fuggz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 He's like an impotent Captain Ahab, angrily following his white whale on Twitter. I think I linked a clip of Moby Dick to one of these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Just like Fuggz I wish. Then id be a millionaire and youd still be the same miserable sack of shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Just like Fuggz So, is Amy Schumer the black fuggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I wish. Then id be a millionaire and youd still be the same miserable sack of shit. Cmon, who's miserable here.....I made one downer thread since being here.....Every day you regale us with reasons why you can't even bother taking a shower, or get out of bed.........I would kill myself if I was you and I'm scared of death, but I can only imagine being unwanted, fat, dependent and in a gross environment my breaking point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Cmon, who's miserable here.....I made one downer thread since being here.....Every day you regale us with reasons why you can't even bother taking a shower, or get out of bed.........I would kill myself if I was you and I'm scared of death, but I can only imagine being unwanted, fat, dependent and in a gross environment my breaking point Just because depression makes it hard to get out of bed and go to work doesn't mean i dont do it. I have plenty of people lined up for a piece...you were even one yourself so how am i unwanted? Youll probably be dead in 5 years so i dont see why youd be suicidal. And all my threads have been happy this month. Im bipolar..whats your excuse for being terrible to people every waking moment of your life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 I have plenty of people lined up for a piece. No you don't, Zeni. you were even one yourself so how am i unwanted? I was a constantly drunk when that happened.......that was 4 years ago, since that time I got my drinking under control and stopped looking for comfort from basic bitches. Notice how NONE of our conversations have been sexual once my baby came into my life in 2014. Youll probably be dead in 5 years No I won't, my Sarcoid isn't even in second stage, much less terminal....It's in remission.....I was worried about nothing, but I had been drinking that night.......THAT thread is what made me go to get checked and the doctor is just like, "meh, no money in that for me........Let's talk sleep apnea.....I can drag that out for a while" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Such a liar. Didn't your "baby" finally dump your ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Cool Now she can star in the Babe remake. You talking about the one with the pig, or the one about the Great Bambino? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Such a liar. Didn't your "baby" finally dump your ass? Yeah, for like 24 hours. We do that all the time.........Made it official again today. She ain't going nowhere and neither am I.........One day you'll have that. Oh wait, no you won't EVER. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 You talking about the one with the pig, or the one about the Great Bambino? I think it was called The Sandlot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 Yeah, for like 24 hours. We do that all the time.........Made it official again today. She ain't going nowhere and neither am I.........One day you'll have that. Oh wait, no you won't EVER. > That says april, liar I get all the affection without having to buy anyone shit..having anyone cuss out my kid...anyone upsetting the other parent...or having to bail anyone out of jail. Im good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 That says april, liar I get all the affection without having to buy anyone shit..having anyone cuss out my kid...anyone upsetting the other parent...or having to bail anyone out of jail. Im good. April 2014 is our anniversary.....I scrolled over the clock so your slow learning ass couldn't miss the time stamp from yesterday but it seems your dumb ass still managed to do that. I'm not surprised since you can't even recall 80% of your own shit you post here. I buy her shit and she buys me shit because we have disposable incomes, she didn't cuss out my kid, my ex came over fucking with her, pissed her off and she got mad at everyone........She said one word and I told her I would take her teeth. We haven't had that problem again and the kids love her. My girl has never done shit to my baby mama......The vice versa isn't true. And nope, I didn't bail Averi out of jail, she had her own money and her sister went her got her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted March 24, 2017 Author Share Posted March 24, 2017 I love what this has become. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 shes hilarious and shes cute. men dont like her because shes sexually free. i can relate. You would like a stupid joke thief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FieryDoom Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 April 2014 is our anniversary.....I scrolled over the clock so your slow learning ass couldn't miss the time stamp from yesterday but it seems your dumb ass still managed to do that. I'm not surprised since you can't even recall 80% of your own shit you post here. I buy her shit and she buys me shit because we have disposable incomes, she didn't cuss out my kid, my ex came over fucking with her, pissed her off and she got mad at everyone........She said one word and I told her I would take her teeth. We haven't had that problem again and the kids love her. My girl has never done shit to my baby mama......The vice versa isn't true. And nope, I didn't bail Averi out of jail, she had her own money and her sister went her got her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 What jokes did she supposedly steal anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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