Things overheard at the bbq this afternoon.

[crackymckrackin]

Man, I hate it for her.

Bless his heart.

Bless her heart.

I hate it for him.

That tastes so good, if you put the plate on your forehead your tongue would beat your brains out trying to get at it.

[Still Me]

That…that’s a mental image of pure nightmare fuel

[The_annoying_one]

Sounds a little bit like my family.

[crackymckrackin]

7 minutes ago, Still Me said:

That…that’s a mental image of pure nightmare fuel

Only if they put the plate on their forehead. 

[crackymckrackin]

Just now, The_annoying_one said:

Sounds a little bit like my family.

It was your family. 

[Still Me]

1 minute ago, crackymckrackin said:

Only if they put the plate on their forehead. 

I bet it’s like a jello jiggler in there

[crackymckrackin]

1 minute ago, Still Me said:

I bet it’s like a jello jiggler in there

It's whatever Patrick Starfish has up there.

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said:

It was your family. 

Dun-dun-dun!

 I’m supposed to see them on the day before Easter. Should be interesting now.

[crackymckrackin]

Just now, The_annoying_one said:

Dun-dun-dun!

 I’m supposed to see them on the day before Easter. Should be interesting now.

Ask them how cousin Becky is doing. 

[The_annoying_one]

1 minute ago, crackymckrackin said:

Ask them how cousin Becky is doing. 

There is no Becky in my family…that I know of.

[crackymckrackin]

Just now, The_annoying_one said:

There is no Becky in my family…that I know of.

There is now!!!!

[The_annoying_one]

4 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said:

There is now!!!!

 

[atomicinumatt]

Usually all I hear at BBQs is the sound of people gorging themselves 

[scoobdog]

2 hours ago, atomicinumatt said:

Usually all I hear at BBQs is the sound of people gorging themselves 

That’s ‘cause you’re not “living in the moment.”

[atomicinumatt]

Just now, scoobdog said:

That’s ‘cause you’re not “living in the moment.”

I mean I am haha the moment is just food for me 

[The_annoying_one]

2 hours ago, atomicinumatt said:

Usually all I hear at BBQs is the sound of people gorging themselves 

I tend to ignore most of my family whenever we get together. Judgmental assholes.

Did I really just say that….?

[atomicinumatt]

2 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I tend to ignore most of my family whenever we get together. Judgmental assholes.

Did I really just say that….?

My family all cooks good so I love when we have BBQs haha 

[Gemini]

What is what I won't hear around Easter this year? lol

Edited March 26, 2023 by SuperWastedOnLife

[The_annoying_one]

1 minute ago, atomicinumatt said:

My family all cooks good so I love when we have BBQs haha 

Mine does too…usually. I will go for the food, even if it means I have to suffer through the conversation.

[atomicinumatt]

Just now, The_annoying_one said:

Mine does too…usually. I will go for the food, even if it means I have to suffer through the conversation.

Eh, the older I get the more I wanna spend time with my fam haha 

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said:

Eh, the older I get the more I wanna spend time with my fam haha 

That is really good. I have learned the hard way these past few months that people will not be around forever. *sigh*
Ugh….sorry to get so depressing there.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

"I'll slap you so hard, your whole family will hurt."

 

A thing I said today whilst building a fence.

[Seight]

"Why would there be raisins in this?"

[Vamped]

2 hours ago, Seight said:

"Why would there be raisins in this?"

.... white people mischief...

[crackymckrackin]

Just now, Vamped said:

.... white people mischief...

Nah man, raisins are the devil. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

The only thing raisins are good in is trail mix.

[crackymckrackin]

Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

The only thing raisins are good in is trail mix.

Not a fan.

[André Toulon]

"Who made the potato salad...I don't fuck with everybody potato salad"

"Girl, did ManMan bring Tosha with him...you know they say she got that stuff. Mhmm. Caught it from Lil' Daryl."

"I bet that weak ass Jack better not walk across that table"

"Whatchall doing back here... y'all know y'all cousins right "

I....I may have said too much

[crackymckrackin]

32 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

"Who made the potato salad...I don't fuck with everybody potato salad"

"Girl, did ManMan bring Tosha with him...you know they say she got that stuff. Mhmm. Caught it from Lil' Daryl."

"I bet that weak ass Jack better not walk across that table"

"Whatchall doing back here... y'all know y'all cousins right "

I....I may have said too much

There's always that one cousin. 

[The_annoying_one]

6 hours ago, crackymckrackin said:

There's always that one cousin. 

Unless you ARE that one cousin.

[Vamped]

12 hours ago, crackymckrackin said:

Nah man, raisins are the devil. 

 

The same could be said- 

Nvm