tsar4 Posted April 8, 2023 Author Share Posted April 8, 2023 6 minutes ago, Lemming said: Thank you my one and done is… hey wait a sec this unadulterated. Can you at least find some corn meal and juniper for texture.. ah *serves up a Vanilla Skies* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 Great now I wanna listen to Folsom prison blues.. *pays 6 dollars in assorted change* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 8, 2023 Author Share Posted April 8, 2023 *shakes of the ennui* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDktBZzQIiU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 I would love a tankard of gin. And a flagon of your red home brew. I am going off somewhere and I need to retain my skull integrity, effective numbing of motor control, strength and endurance. Hahahaha who would have thought booze would be the answer to the ever present question, “what’s happening.” 🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 9, 2023 Author Share Posted April 9, 2023 12 hours ago, Lemming said: I would love a tankard of gin. And a flagon of your red home brew. I am going off somewhere and I need to retain my skull integrity, effective numbing of motor control, strength and endurance. Hahahaha who would have thought booze would be the answer to the ever present question, “what’s happening.” 🤔 *plops a filled pewter tankard etched with "The Uneven Bar" and a filled ceramic flagon on the bar* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lo4SLAJz-U 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 9, 2023 Author Share Posted April 9, 2023 *uncaps a Blackened Voodoo* "Happy Birthday to you, Carl!" NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C-_xJVgSa0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 (edited) 6 hours ago, tsar4 said: *plops a filled pewter tankard etched with "The Uneven Bar" and a filled ceramic flagon on the bar* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lo4SLAJz-U ‘A pack of sour punch kids later’ *Looks down at the pub* Put a cocktail straw in that, breh. I didn’t belly up to ya for favor. But I will be working on the wine for a hot miners minute. fck it before it hits the gate carry on Edited April 9, 2023 by Lemming 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 .....gimme an odouls... apparently I didn't spell it right, but you know what I mean...I just wanna taste beer again 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 9, 2023 Author Share Posted April 9, 2023 8 minutes ago, Lemming said: ‘A pack of sour patch straws later’ *Looks down at the pub* Put a cocktail straw in that, breh. I didn’t belly up to ya for favor. But I will be working on the wine for a hot miners minute. *looks down the bar* "I need an interpreter...anyone here speak gibberish?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 9, 2023 Author Share Posted April 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, André Toulon said: .....gimme an odouls... apparently I didn't spell it right, but you know what I mean...I just wanna taste beer again *uncaps an O'Doul's & sets it in front of Andre* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 On 4/9/2023 at 4:56 PM, tsar4 said: *looks down the bar* "I need an interpreter...anyone here speak gibberish?" Read but don’t speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 11, 2023 Author Share Posted April 11, 2023 *looks at calendar & shrugs* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NExSgEuZ0dw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted April 11, 2023 Share Posted April 11, 2023 9 minutes ago, tsar4 said: *looks at calendar & shrugs* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NExSgEuZ0dw Bartender!!! *pays you a half dollar to hear Blitzentrapper* A round of New Castle for the boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 11, 2023 Author Share Posted April 11, 2023 1 minute ago, Lemming said: Bartender!!! *pays you a half dollar to hear Blitzentrapper* A round of New Castle for the boys. "The name's tsar". *loads up the bar, ignoring the Kennedy" NP (for reasons): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLTZavs4WAo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 11, 2023 Author Share Posted April 11, 2023 NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnj1WjXXmRI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 19 minutes ago, tsar4 said: NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnj1WjXXmRI Thank you now if my cohorts will give way to something altogether amazinghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KY8Z5kry8uQ don’t blow your trousers out *buys a round of hard kombuchas* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 Oh wait, tsar will you recommend something sedate and cumbersome *leaves money clip on the bar* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 12, 2023 Author Share Posted April 12, 2023 17 minutes ago, Lemming said: Oh wait, tsar will you recommend something sedate and cumbersome *leaves money clip on the bar* Hmmmm... NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnYDqv8-lJE Or were you referring to a drink? *starts collecting ingredients for a 'Screaming Viking'* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 *litters the bar with figs* oh s~ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Jp3w8Z10s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 Who let the wack job in the bar? Around of Malört on me, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 12, 2023 Author Share Posted April 12, 2023 26 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Around of Malört on me, please. *tempted to fill the request literally, but sets up the shots* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alfFUtquI4I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted April 12, 2023 Share Posted April 12, 2023 *lifts hand to get bartender's attention* Excuse me, sir. May I have some Jameson's, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 13, 2023 Author Share Posted April 13, 2023 4 hours ago, Gemini said: *lifts hand to get bartender's attention* Excuse me, sir. May I have some Jameson's, please? *suddenly comes to, grabs the Jameson, slides half a rocks glass full to Gemini* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHa_0cdM8Mo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 Hello Ian, I am Grandpositor. Be a good little boy and get granddaddy his pipe and slippers… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 15, 2023 Author Share Posted April 15, 2023 *how do the squirrels keep getting in here?* "Hey look, mister. We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 1 minute ago, tsar4 said: *how do the squirrels keep getting in here?* "Hey look, mister. We serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around to give the joint "atmosphere". Is that clear, or do I have to slip you my left for a convincer?" Aye, the embroideries on your glovelets speak of your obvious affluence. It would be a sin for a (cleric) to strike a man in such a position, and I don’t want to get gutted over as trivial a thing as five coppers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted April 15, 2023 Share Posted April 15, 2023 I’ll have a https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2BEvh6HSQc0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 15, 2023 Author Share Posted April 15, 2023 20 minutes ago, Lemming said: I’ll have a https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2BEvh6HSQc0 *slides a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster instead to Lemming* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 I shall take a Natty Light good sir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heshi Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 *Claire Heshi struts in wearing a raspberry colored dress with platinum 5 inch heels* *She trips breaking one of her heels* *"Fuck" she whines* *Accepting her fate she sighs and asks for a white Russian* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 16, 2023 Author Share Posted April 16, 2023 8 hours ago, atomicinumatt said: I shall take a Natty Light good sir! *serves up the beer* Don't know how you can support AB. Especially when they try to sue an older company in the now Czech Republic (then Bohemia) over their use of the name "Budweis", which has been around since the 13th century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 16, 2023 Author Share Posted April 16, 2023 6 hours ago, Heshi said: *Claire Heshi struts in wearing a raspberry colored dress with platinum 5 inch heels* *She trips breaking one of her heels* *"Fuck" she whines* *Accepting her fate she sighs and asks for a white Russian* *serves up a White Ukrainian & gestures to the Ukrainian Sparrow emblem on the mirror behind him* Don't use that word here, please. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heshi Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: *serves up a White Ukrainian & gestures to the Ukrainian Sparrow emblem on the mirror behind him* Don't use that word here, please. *"Da" she mutters and switches to requesting a Tom Collins instead* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 16, 2023 Author Share Posted April 16, 2023 57 minutes ago, Heshi said: *"Da" she mutters and switches to requesting a Tom Collins instead* *sets the previous drink below the bar for himself & delivers the TC* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef9QnZVpVd8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 21 hours ago, tsar4 said: *slides a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster instead to Lemming* Thank you oh my tattered nerves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 (edited) 8 hours ago, tsar4 said: *serves up the beer* Don't know how you can support AB. Especially when they try to sue an older company in the now Czech Republic (then Bohemia) over their use of the name "Budweis", which has been around since the 13th century. I never even knew. But I also do not follow things like that. 'Supporting' or 'boycotting' things just is not me. And I never cared about political or legal things that much either. It tastes good and is the piss water I have grown up with so I will continue to drink it. I do not really care about the company. I sorry! Edited April 16, 2023 by atomicinumatt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heshi Posted April 16, 2023 Share Posted April 16, 2023 6 hours ago, tsar4 said: *sets the previous drink below the bar for himself & delivers the TC* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef9QnZVpVd8 *Claire downs the delightful gin based beverage and laments the death of her footwear* Meow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 I need an orgasm. And God help you if you make it with milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 17, 2023 Author Share Posted April 17, 2023 19 minutes ago, mthor said: I need an orgasm. And God help you if you make it with milk. *Slides a Screaming Orgasm to mthor* Milk? Perish the thought! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 eat this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ3zmu0l7zE :))) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 Ok, the Spring Break kids are on my fucking nerves. Just some quarters pls and I'm just gonna assume there's a brick oven and the means to make a deep dish pizza. If not, can I get some wings and fried string cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 17, 2023 Author Share Posted April 17, 2023 17 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Ok, the Spring Break kids are on my fucking nerves. Just some quarters pls and I'm just gonna assume there's a brick oven and the means to make a deep dish pizza. If not, can I get some wings and fried string cheese *serves up wings & fried string cheese* Sorry, no deep dish here, just Chicago Tavern style. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 21 hours ago, Heshi said: *Claire downs the delightful gin based beverage and laments the death of her footwear* Meow Barefoot is the way to go anyways! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 18, 2023 Author Share Posted April 18, 2023 4 hours ago, atomicinumatt said: Barefoot is the way to go anyways! NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opxft_u0GNw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 24, 2023 Author Share Posted April 24, 2023 Where's my lushes at? NP:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIonzejSBs0 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Could I get a boysenberry mojito, please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 16 hours ago, tsar4 said: Where's my lushes at? NP:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIonzejSBs0 I haven't seen the normal Patons post much....could be the winding down of the school year..idk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 Forget the Mojito, just get me a half-yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted April 24, 2023 Share Posted April 24, 2023 *walks back into the establishment and takes a seat at the bar* Greetings, bartender! I hope you're doing well, sir. May I get an Irish Car Bomb, please, my good man? I'd be much obliged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 25, 2023 Author Share Posted April 25, 2023 21 hours ago, scoobdog said: Could I get a boysenberry mojito, please? Nothing better I like than 'muddling'. *hands over the mojito* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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