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Happy Birthday, Baby_Yoda!


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This reminds me, I forgot to mention this a while ago, but do you remember back when I forbade you from having that breast reduction surgery.

You know, back when you brought that up as an option and I threatened to run for office just to pass a law making it illegal to do such a thing.

Well, I want you to know I was wrong.

I know I was the only reason you didn't go through with it because my opinion means so much to you and you respect me so much and whatever, but my cousin had the surgery and she's a different woman.

Her mood is better, her anxiety has been lifted, her outbursts of anger are gone (which has saved me a lot in bail money).

She says it's because she no longer has to deal with the physical strain of carrying those watermelons around, but idk.

I'm starting to think women carry a lot of stress and negative vibes in their tits.

It's like they're storage sacks for everything that makes you no happy.

You gotta get rid of those things.

oh, and happy birthday.

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