Gemini Posted February 7, 2023 Posted February 7, 2023 (edited) Happy Birthday, girl! Hope it's a good one. Edited February 7, 2023 by hornedlizardman 1 Quote
scoobdog Posted February 7, 2023 Posted February 7, 2023 Damn it, Gemini. You beat me to it. Happy Birthday, Tempty! 1 Quote
Gemini Posted February 7, 2023 Author Posted February 7, 2023 Gotta beat you at something, right, @scoobdog? lol Quote
nameraka Posted February 7, 2023 Posted February 7, 2023 happy birthday. i assume, given the rate yodas age, that you'll be moving on to solid foods and using the toilet by yourself any year now! 1 Quote
Mix Posted February 7, 2023 Posted February 7, 2023 This reminds me, I forgot to mention this a while ago, but do you remember back when I forbade you from having that breast reduction surgery. You know, back when you brought that up as an option and I threatened to run for office just to pass a law making it illegal to do such a thing. Well, I want you to know I was wrong. I know I was the only reason you didn't go through with it because my opinion means so much to you and you respect me so much and whatever, but my cousin had the surgery and she's a different woman. Her mood is better, her anxiety has been lifted, her outbursts of anger are gone (which has saved me a lot in bail money). She says it's because she no longer has to deal with the physical strain of carrying those watermelons around, but idk. I'm starting to think women carry a lot of stress and negative vibes in their tits. It's like they're storage sacks for everything that makes you no happy. You gotta get rid of those things. oh, and happy birthday. 1 Quote
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