Last night i dreamt i was hanging out with Trump jr, ben shapiro, tim pool, and that other conservative commentator with the beard and the glasses.

[SwimModSponges]

Trump jr. did too much cocaine and broke a glass on ben shapiro's face and just started going apeshit on everyone. 

They were all just staying quiet and letting it happen but i tried to get the other three to gang up and kick the shit out of him.

They all refused and when i said "well i'm gonna bash his head in with this glass sculpture" they're all like "you'll have to get through us first" and put up their dukes like they intended to fight me.

So that was probably a vision of some sort, just a heads up.

[1pooh4u]

Matt Walsh?  I think that’s the fuck stick w the beard and glasses

[NewBluntsworth]

1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said:

Matt Walsh?  I think that’s the fuck stick w the beard and glasses

Came here to say this. He has really elevated/plummeted his game recently

[SwimModSponges]

Yes, Matt Walsh was the bitch who wouldn't join me in beating the shit out of a cocaine-fueled Trump Jr.

[Poofy]

5 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Trump jr. did too much cocaine and broke a glass on ben shapiro's face and just started going apeshit on everyone. 

They were all just staying quiet and letting it happen but i tried to get the other three to gang up and kick the shit out of him.

They all refused and when i said "well i'm gonna bash his head in with this glass sculpture" they're all like "you'll have to get through us first" and put up their dukes like they intended to fight me.

So that was probably a vision of some sort, just a heads up.

for this one my dream interpretation is that u need to take a break from the news cycles

[Chapinator_X]

If they played the biscuit game, who’d have to eat it?

[SwimModSponges]

3 hours ago, Poofy said:

for this one my dream interpretation is that u need to take a break from the news cycles

Nope, not gonna cut it. You're gonna have to do a whole writeup.

2 hours ago, Chapinator_X said:

If they played the biscuit game, who’d have to eat it?

Ben shapiro and you know why.

[Seight]

Cocaine Bear (Market)

[PhilosipherStoned]

You sure you werent watching that shitty (I mean it wasn't that bad, but it also kind of stunk?) cartoon Our Cartoon President? Because when I was using prime video as my main tv streaming source I'd put that shit on, and I probably had simular crazy ass dreams as a results because while true and funny political satire hits home that shit was...fucking hard to stay awake and watch an episode of even when it wasn't at the end of a long day. 

Edited December 4, 2022 by PhilosipherStoned

[SwimModSponges]

Yes.

I'm sure.

[PhilosipherStoned]

4 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

Yes.

I'm sure.

Then my friend seek help because that's pretty fucking scary. Your subconscious mind is obviously crying for help and abstinence from political discourse. 🤣

Edited December 4, 2022 by PhilosipherStoned

[SwimModSponges]

It's irresponsible to be an uninformed citizen and it is my duty as an american to be aware of the issues facing our nation.

[PhilosipherStoned]

5 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

It's irresponsible to be an uninformed citizen and it is my duty as an american to be aware of the issues facing our nation.

Oof. Nevermind then. Carry on. 

[naraku360]

I had a dream once where Ben Shapiro offered me his favorite dinner.

I declined because it was poopy diapers.

🤨

[SwimModSponges]

Ok, for real though, i think some shit went down.

 

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said:

Ok, for real though, i think some shit went down.

Sure, it did.

(Meanwhile, Pim Tool is hiding the Sharpie he used in his butt crack.)

[katt_goddess]

4 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Sure, it did.

(Meanwhile, Pim Tool is hiding the Sharpie he used in his butt crack.)

^

He either did this himself, lied about it all for outrage points, or the bomb in question was a used diaper left behind by Alex Jones.

[rpgamer]

On 12/6/2022 at 5:07 PM, katt_goddess said:

^

He either did this himself, lied about it all for outrage points, or the bomb in question was a used diaper left behind by Alex Jones.

C'mon, gotta be more ironically creative.

Obviously it was just a gay lovers' spat and clearly not politically motivated at all.

[katt_goddess]

1 hour ago, rpgamer said:

C'mon, gotta be more ironically creative.

Obviously it was just a gay lovers' spat and clearly not politically motivated at all.

I trust that even the most desperate of gays in the gay community would have better taste than Beanie Baby.