SwimModSponges Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Honestly I'd probably just waste it by bringing a couple video games to life. Although I gotta say, I was just coming up with random stuff when I wrote the title, but the whole nude models at the micky-D's is growing on me. I don't know about the coke though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 I have ultimate power and I have to leave my home for nude models and cocaine? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 19, 2022 Author Share Posted September 19, 2022 Dude you have ultimate power, you could literally live inside nude models and cocaine if you wanted. Choose your own adventure, brah. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewBluntsworth Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Pokemon communism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 19, 2022 Author Share Posted September 19, 2022 That'd be pretty dope. So just like, the general concept as a society or you got some specific goals? You wanna be a pokemon trainer or the dear leader? If you wanna be a pokemon I'm not gonna shame. Fuck I'd be a pokemon. Shoot lightning and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Yay for strippers. They are my favorite automotive tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Go back to bed. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 1. *waves wand* ta-da! Climate change solved. 2. Somehow make gerrymandering extremely illegal and extremely easy to police. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 (edited) 1. Wipe McDonalds out of existence. - When asked what I'd do with ultimate power (which I'm assuming can be summed up by the 3 words, omnipresent, omnipotent, and omnipowerful as most monotheistic gods have come to be described..) I usually wouldn't bother mentioning McDonalds, but you used it in your refrence so fuck McDonalds. 2. Compress the universe into one twightly wound and precise ball of matter/antimatter, and all those other neat things inbetween in such a way to cause another big bang simultaenously destroying this universe and bringing about another. (Starting from scratch.) 3. Wait as long as it takes for the natural processes that create the building blocks of life as well as the processes of evolution and natural selection to create a race even remotely as sentient and self aware as human beings. (Or don't wait at all? I doubt I'd really care though. Depends on my peception of time if that's even a thing for someone like me. This is the part that sounds the most fun to me however, but if it's boring I'm fast fowarding through it or some shit..) 4.This is where I get creative I guess because I'm already kind of bored with the idea of infinite power...Shape this new race with whatever divine nudges needed to make 'em all look like the guy below. (Praise be Cthulu) 5. Free beer volcanoes/virgins/drugs etc. to all those that don't complain about this new universe I've created without the need to wait for a new existence in an unverifiable after life. They just randomly gen on any habitable planets my chosen ones explore. (Which can be good or bad ya know you still have free will...and beer volcanoes sound pretty dangerous as are drugs and hoes...Fuck around and find out) 6. Fuck around and find out some more. 7.Rinse and repeat process based on how I'm feeling that eon. 🤷♂️ Edited September 20, 2022 by PhilosipherStoned now with more parenthesis.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 (edited) Tune in next episode for my afterlife concepts. (heaven and hell etc.) I'm thinking my version of hell is I just no clip you out of the realty I made for you into an infinite backrooms setting filled with shit you don't like waiting for you in every dark corner. It could be Elon Musk waiting to pop out and deliver another shitty hipster joke in person or just an entire office building filled with the wallpaper from Ghostrek's house. Doesn't matter I know what you hate.. Edited September 20, 2022 by PhilosipherStoned 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 "I tell ya what I'd do man.. Two chicks at the same time man.' But really, so I have the power to do anything with no limits, parameters or restraints? Omnipotence? I would choose omniscience. And then I would know everything, even my own decisions. But I am omnipotent and all powerful. So I could choose to disregard my own decisions and choose something different than what I foretold. So then I would be able to negate my own omniscience and in turn negate my omnipotence and would ultimately shrivel into a singularity.. Yea, I will stick with two chicks at the same time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 For starters, intentionally hurting others now causes explosive diarrhea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 (edited) 15 hours ago, tsar4 said: For starters, intentionally hurting others now causes explosive diarrhea... So, if I slap someone and it gives them explosive diarrhea, did I literally slap the shit out of them? Edited September 21, 2022 by naraku360 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 6 hours ago, naraku360 said: So, if I slap someone and it gives them explosive diarrhea, did I literally slap the shit out of them? You got it back-asswards, chief. You get the diarrhea for causing harm to another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 22, 2022 Author Share Posted September 22, 2022 Unless their face hurt your hand, which is likely. Faces are painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 4 hours ago, tsar4 said: You got it back-asswards, chief. You get the diarrhea for causing harm to another. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 I'd probably just make everyone more empathetic. Like, set up some kind of supernatural empathy switch in everyone's brain so when they thought of doing shit that would hurt someone else, the switch would trigger and they'd get a Hollywood-style montage of the problems they're about to inflict on the other person/people, and then when the montage is over they could stop mid-sentence and change their mind. Also I'd just fuckin get rid of money and give everyone a ST:TNG replicator and holodeck in their homes and thus resolve the whole "scarcity of resources" thing people pretend is still an issue when in reality it's rich people hogging all the goddamn resources like dragons. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 22, 2022 Share Posted September 22, 2022 do everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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