stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 So, your refusal to answer a simple question will be counted as an affirmative. Enjoy that juicy cock zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 It's not them. It's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You're a dick. Shut the fuck up. I got family in NJ you better hope I never run into your dumb ass cuz I'm gonna fuck you up. -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Where abouts in NJ pooh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Where abouts in NJ pooh? In New Brunswick and Aberdeen I would love to run into Zeni, just one time > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 It's not them. It's you. You're giving me way too much credit. I guess my alpha male tendencies could be too much for today's fragile ladies to handle though... Wow I'm special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 You're a dick. Shut the fuck up. I got family in NJ you better hope I never run into your dumb ass cuz I'm gonna fuck you up. -_' I.... hmmmm.... *pounds another beer* I'll come back to this later. Need to sleep on this so I can try to understand what you're really saying here, but I know part of the message has to do with affection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIdiot Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 at this point zeni, your like a train-wreck about to occur ..which channel should we be focused on to see your mugshot come up on the next news program for attempted rape and murder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I.... hmmmm.... *pounds another beer* I'll come back to this later. Need to sleep on this so I can try to understand what you're really saying here, but I know part of the message has to do with affection. -_' Yes, it's affection.....I'll show you my love through my fists -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 at this point zeni, your like a train-wreck about to occur ..which channel should we be focused on to see your mugshot come up on the next news program for attempted rape and murder? He'll be on the ID channel, the show Web of Lies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You're giving me way too much credit. I guess my alpha male tendencies could be too much for today's fragile ladies to handle though... Wow I'm special. Allow me to clarify: They're not the problem. You are the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 And this is Jackass Fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You realize that this and two other threads will get merged into one pit of gross very soon... Can't we just delete his creepy sex attention threads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You let them hit you with a galvanize pipe That's the only way a woman would date you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 It's going to be 867-5309. 1-800-OMG-STFU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 1-800-OMG-STFU I miss asmb already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opium Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 First, you punch her right in the stomach. Make sure you're using a balanced amount of force here in order to get her hunching over and not down-and-out on the dance floor. Assuming you did this properly, she is now hunched over with her mouth open. Quickly insert food into her mouth at this time. I suggest a low-calorie food item, as you don't want your soon-to-be attractive girl becoming your soon-to-be bounce house. As she eats (if she chokes then repeat step one), ask her what her favorite bands are, tell her you're an artist, and then show her your high scores in Sonic. If you two aren't fucking at this point then God's not real and that's all I have to say about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 -1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! *disc scratch* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! *disc scratch* You're a piece of shit that harasses young women on the internet and she didn't have an attitude with you. You asked her out and she said "No". That's how dating and fucking apps work, no one is entitled to a "yes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tatsuya_suou_sa Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 The good old days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Shhhhhh... *pulls Pooh away from the astonished crowd* *whispers* Pooh, you're making a scene... It's not like that at all. I'm a gentleman looking for answers... *mellow, but generic 80s soft rock anthem plays in the background* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Shhhhhh... *pulls Pooh away from the astonished crowd* *whispers* Pooh, you're making a scene... It's not like that at all. I'm a gentleman looking for answers... *mellow, but generic 80s soft rock anthem plays in the background* Oh mai gerd, some day my foot will meet your ass -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Well at least I gave you guys a visual example of the attitude I was talking about. Remember when girls her age used to be humble? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! *disc scratch* New IP ban in 24 hours Hopefully they start asking for a credit card number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Oh mai gerd, some day my foot will meet your ass -_' "gives the shoe with retractable knife" Do us proud and destroy his jewels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIdiot Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 really need to find these sites your using and inform the management of what kind of freak you are zeni ...this is getting beyond abnormal even for you...cops need to be called.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 the worst part about you harassing these girls is that you do it just so you can make these threads here what the hell happened in your life zeni? ...or were you simply born with a chemical imbalance thats gone untreated for far too long? plz seek help i do there is nothing wrong with that, i promise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! Get 'em, Zeni, get 'em! *disc scratch* ie smh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You gotta hit em with the Sonic scores first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 ie smh Someone told me ie is good now but I do not believe it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master-Debater131 Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 If someone put a gun to my head and told me I had to fuck Zeni or die, Ide pull the trigger myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I could live 100 life times and never accomplish as much as this OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Haha chill, guys, I'm perfectly normal. I'm shocked that you guys are throwing the H word around though. This is just normal interaction, the only difference is that I'm trying to find out why girls are acting like this. I might schedule an appointment with a therapist this week and show him/her my OkCupid interactions to find out what's going on. It's really quite the enigma because I'm sexy, charming, and just a total badass. My theory is that girls these days are changing their interests because television has made them think that Team Beta is cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enad Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 It could be that a bucking bronco like yourself can't be confined to just one rodeo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 If someone put a gun to my head and told me I had to fuck Zeni or die, Ide pull the trigger myself honestly MD the way he views women I don't think he'd want you that said, you're actually the perfect girl for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 It could be that a bucking bronco like yourself can't be confined to just one rodeo. I'm a beast, but I feel like that doesn't explain everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 you're actually the perfect girl for him You... really think so? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You know what I'm going to give you a name to look up on OKC She's my 12th ex girlfriend from 6 years ago goes by the name saya69 You might like her since she is now trying to kill me Good luck cause you will need it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 You might like her since she is now trying to kill me That's crazy!! What'd you say to her?! You've gotta learn how to talk to the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 That's crazy!! What'd you say to her?! You've gotta learn how to talk to the ladies. Oh that's just how I am I tend to find the silent but crazy types Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You know what I'm going to give you a name to look up on OKC She's my 12th ex girlfriend from 6 years ago goes by the name saya69 You might like her since she is now trying to kill me Good luck cause you will need it This isn't your ex gf, this is a fake profile. https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Saya69/pictures?cf=profile If this is who you're referring to, she was never your girlfriend and isn't trying to kill you. Do you mean internet girlfriend? She might have told you she would be your internet girlfriend in order to try to get money however all those fake OKC profiles even manage to do that, but she wasn't your girlfriend in any real sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Manti Te'o!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 This isn't your ex gf, this is a fake profile. https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Saya69/pictures?cf=profile If this is who you're referring to, she was never your girlfriend and isn't trying to kill you. Do you mean internet girlfriend? She might have told you she would be your internet girlfriend in order to try to get money however all those fake OKC profiles even manage to do that, but she wasn't your girlfriend in any real sense. did it ever occur to you Mikasa may have been sending Zeni to flirt with a fake profile on purpose? ::HMM:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Well at least I gave you guys a visual example of the attitude I was talking about. Remember when girls her age used to be humble? No, no you didn't. At best you gave us a shining example of why people like you need to be shunned, like a rebellious Amish, from society -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 No, no you didn't. At best you gave us a shining example of why people like you need to be shunned, like a rebellious Amish, from society -_' I'm a classic Lifetime movie character, a network that women have historically loved. Therefore, women would love me if we met in person. It's the internet that's holding me back. OKC tricks them into thinking I'm not who I really am. ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 did it ever occur to you Mikasa may have been sending Zeni to flirt with a fake profile on purpose? ::HMM:: No, it didn't occur to me and now that you mention it I don't believe that to be the case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I'm a classic Lifetime movie character, a network that women have historically loved. Therefore, women would love me if we met in person. It's the internet that's holding me back. OKC tricks them into thinking I'm not who I really am. ::]:: whut I blame you for all of societies woes. Please do me a favor and punch yourself in the dick ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 whut I blame you for all of societies woes. Please do me a favor and punch yourself in the dick ::]:: I can't do that! I need to procreate and make a lot of descendants with a hot girl of my choosing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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