Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 The hell's wrong with them? :beer: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Lmao, that picture you use Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 The hell's wrong with them? :beer: youre a level of piece of shit that i cant even fathom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIdiot Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I honestly don't really want to know but .....do you ever talk to your mother like this? how the hell do you actually go about your day acting like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 They just don't like rapists zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 This is why you are gay and no guys will fuck you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Lmao this thread just filled up with feminists and Hillary backers!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Lmao this thread just filled up with feminists and Hillary backers!! I am neither of these Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Lmao, that picture you use So. God. Damn. Sexy. I need to take some new shirtless pics and put them up. Can't wait to meet some of these girls and have s-s-s-s-ex with themmmmm. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 I honestly don't really want to know but .....do you ever talk to your mother like this? how the hell do you actually go about your day acting like this? Maybe because I'm an alpha male? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 :fap: That's what you're gonna be doing tonight. ::]:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIdiot Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Maybe because I'm an alpha male? your not an alpha ...I have no fucking clue WHAT the hell you are but your slowly revealing yourself to be NOT HUMAN either ...for fucksake get that tumor in your head checked already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 :fap: That's what you're gonna be doing tonight. ::]:: Yeah, but then I'll be having sex with an 18 year old hottie afterward. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Yeah, but then I'll be having sex with an 18 year old hottie afterward. <3 My 18 year old turned 19 last year... ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 your not an alpha ...I have no fucking clue WHAT the hell you are but your slowly revealing yourself to be NOT HUMAN either ...for fucksake get that tumor in your head checked already. Dude, you're flipping out like Nicholas Cage in Matchstick Men in the pharmacy scene when he was off his meds!!! You're losing it, man!!!!!! > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 My 18 year old turned 19 last year... ;D Are we talking about scotch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Yeah, but then I'll be having sex with an 18 year old hottie afterward. <3 Yeah, that'll happen in only..... how long does it take to get to never? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Are we talking about scotch? Women ya virgin!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Yeah, that'll happen in only..... how long does it take to get to never? You seriously need to get laid!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 No zeni, we are talking about scotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You seriously need to get laid!!! Yeah, but she's busy until Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 No zeni, we are talking about scotch. 18 year old... scotch? Are you a drinking amateur or something? That would be crap. He's talking about WOMEN, an area in which you have VERY limited experience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Yeah, but she's busy until Tuesday. Ripley's wouldn't even believe that sh-t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 And Ima beast. ;D A certified BEAST!! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 She's way too sociable though, and I'm draining beers non-stop to try and keep up with her because she wouldn't understand my lone wolf warrior nature, so I have to keep pounding these beers down in order to transform into a social butterfly like a fcking Pokémon so that I can meet up with her and have crazy hot sex in her room while her parents are working!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 I'll believe it while I'm banging on Tuesday. ::HMM:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 This is just getting too real!!! Somebody call the cops on this girl, she's outta control! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 She has what we call a narcissistic personality disorder and a heightened sense of delusion. She thinks just because I messaged her that I'm infatuated with her and whatnot, but I put her in her place and let her know how it really is. Her ego is shattered, which needs to happen to a lot of girls basically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You guys seem to be hitting it off. Have you asked her out yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Nah I'm talking to somebody far superior to her. A woman whose level this little girl could never hope to reach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Your mom doesn't count, Zeni! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 We can't ignore the problem America is having with these out-of-control millennials, and we need to find an effective solution for it. The alpha male solution to the problem has been counteracted with feminism and Lifetime movies that spin perfectly normal guys into abusive monsters. We need to fight back against this counterproductive social agenda and find a solution! It reminds me of the temptation to join the vampires or werewolves in any of the Elder Scrolls games, but then I just resist the temptation and perform the noble act of joining the Imperial army. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Come on... send it to me damnit!!!! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Enjoy that fake number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 And Ima certified G (for gonad), And a boner-fied dud!! And you Can't. Teach. That.!!! <3 Bada-boom, fakest bitch in the room!! HOW YOU DOIN'!! Huh. I'll be damned. I actually agree with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Enjoy that fake number. It's going to be 867-5309. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You realize that this and two other threads will get merged into one pit of gross very soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You actually have to troll them See this one chick I'm talking to started by noticing she was self depreciating and talking about being dumpster material etc on her profile, so I asked her a comical question - what kind of inanimate object she can personally relate to, she said a used up douche, so i subsequently told her i'm a fresh one ripe for insertion long story short we fkt ::spin:: zeni get at me bro get at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 you keep trying to go for these preppy white bitches and they want nothing to do with you because you don't know how to talk to them lower your standards and go for some gutter trash if you're really that desperate to get laid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 You actually have to troll them See this one chick I'm talking to started by noticing she was self depreciating and talking about being dumpster material etc on her profile, so I asked her a comical question - what kind of inanimate object she can personally relate to, she said a used up douche, so i subsequently told her i'm a fresh one ripe for insertion long story short we fkt ::spin:: zeni get at me bro get at me Worse than zeni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Oh shit, that number was so fake zeni had to edit the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 What's his name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Worse than zeni That is why they are perfect for each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 lol she was kinky as fuck i only did what i needed to do -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Worse than zeni :fap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 Viper, you're such an amateur when it comes to dealing with women. Like I said, I got her number. First night talking to her. I'm the man. I run OkCupid basically. <3 Beta males like you don't know sh-t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 So, are you salivating over the dick pic "she" sent you zeni? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 So, are you salivating over the dick pic "she" sent you zeni? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 17, 2017 Author Share Posted March 17, 2017 You're just failing so hard at trying to be edgy. You copied stilgar, a loser, and thought it would be cool, but it made you look like you'd never even kissed a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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