Mix Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 (edited) - "So your fetishes are Asian women and feet?" - "Yeah, as far back as I can remember." - "Asian feet or just women's feet in general?" - "Just feet in general." - "Even men's feet?" - "Yeah" - "So Asian women for favorite people, but just any feet for favorite bodypart?" - "Yup, that's pretty much how i'm wired" - "And you have no idea why?" - "No, but I start therapy tomorrow, so I should start figuring all that out pretty soon." - "Ok, that's good. That'll be twenty for the lap dance and let's call it eighty for the shoes." - "Yeah, sorry about that. That's never happened to me before." Edited September 21, 2021 by Mix 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 If you're going to a therapist for a fetish, seems like you're uncomfortable with your fetish you have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 27 minutes ago, Vamped said: If you're going to a therapist for a fetish, seems like you're uncomfortable with your fetish you have Or it's court ordered. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Or it's court ordered. Yes ... yes make it dark 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: Yes ... yes make it dark Well, we are both stepping all over the original joke.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 12 hours ago, Vamped said: If you're going to a therapist for a fetish, seems like you're uncomfortable with your fetish you have Or it could've been something brought up incidentally. "My wife left me! I'll never find another Asian woman, there are so few Asians in this town!" "Why does it matter that she's Asian?" "I have an Asian fetish." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Or it could've been something brought up incidentally. "My wife left me! I'll never find another Asian woman, there are so few Asians in this town!" "Why does it matter that she's Asian?" "I have an Asian fetish." That's not getting therapy for your fetish, you just brought it up in conversation. Plus I don't think I'd ask why Asians ... probably more like how has the separation impacted you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: That's not getting therapy for your fetish, you just brought it up in conversation. Plus I don't think I'd ask why Asians ... probably more like how has the separation impacted you? I mean, you're the only one suggesting going to therapy specifically for the fetishes, mix never said that.... I'm just saying it could easily come up in the conversation and depending on the situation (not necessarily the one I brought up) the therapist might want to explore it. I went to (dropped out) of a psychology grad school and the human sexuality class dealt a great deal with fetishes and paraphilias.... Edited September 22, 2021 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 13 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I mean, you're the only one suggesting going to therapy specifically for the fetishes, mix never said that.... I'm just saying it could easily come up in the conversation and depending on the situation (not necessarily the one I brought up) the therapist might want to explore it. I went to (dropped out) of a psychology grad school and the human sexuality class dealt a great deal with fetishes and paraphilias.... That's cool. Please school me, the actual therapist 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 22 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: human sexuality class I love when the answers I really wasn't looking for just show up to explain shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 “Ah, yes. A foot fetish. Let me guess: Was it because your mom used to make you rub her feet? Or is it your aunt this time around? Did you used to play a lot of Sonic games growing up?” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Vamped said: That's cool. Please school me, the actual therapist Are you every therapist in existence? My teacher was also a therapist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: I love when the answers I really wasn't looking for just show up to explain shit. Also not sure what questions this answers, this class was in 2014. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 24 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Are you every therapist in existence? My teacher was also a therapist. Are you though? You get smart all the time DoomWellActually 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Vamped said: Are you though? You get smart all the time DoomWellActually Oh sure, you WellActually Mix but GOD FORBID I WellActually you. Sorry I forgot people get butthurt when I rebut people on a forum of people rebutting people all the time. Edited September 22, 2021 by Doom Metal Alchemist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Oh sure, you WellActually Mix but GOD FORBID I WellActually you. Sorry I forgot people get butthurt when I rebut people on a forum of people rebutting people all the time. You well actually me all the time Edited September 22, 2021 by Vamped 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: You well actually me all the time I don't pick targets, if I have something to say, I have something to say, regardless who posted it. I'm sorry if you feel like I'm targeting you, but I am not intentionally targeting anybody. Buddy used to give me shit about this all the time too like I was targeting him, and it left me just as flabbergasted every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I don't pick targets, if I have something to say, I have something to say, regardless who posted it. I'm sorry if you feel like I'm targeting you, but I am not intentionally targeting anybody. Buddy used to give me shit about this all the time too like I was targeting him, and it left me just as flabbergasted every time. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 16 hours ago, Vamped said: If you're going to a therapist for a fetish, seems like you're uncomfortable with your fetish you have Well actually it's a sex therapist and I'm going to her to fully understand and immerse myself in my fetishes. You guys are less understanding than that stripper. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 20 minutes ago, Mix said: You guys are less understanding than that stripper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 38 minutes ago, Vamped said: Ahhhh he’s doing the money thing with his hands, that’s what that means 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Are you though? You get smart all the time DoomWellActually I'm rolling with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: I'm rolling with this. You WellActually people more than anyone here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Are you every therapist in existence? My teacher was also a therapist. Holy fucking shit. Where have you been that you didn't know this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: You WellActually people more than anyone here. Sure, when I'm fucking with them, or, more specifically, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Sure, when I'm fucking with them, or, more specifically, you. You literally can't go one thread without WellActually'ing someone. Or I guess that stuff about the white paint was just you fucking around with Tsar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I don't pick targets, if I have something to say, I have something to say, regardless who posted it. I'm sorry if you feel like I'm targeting you, but I am not intentionally targeting anybody. Buddy used to give me shit about this all the time too like I was targeting him, and it left me just as flabbergasted every time. Well actually, no one targets me....but it was becoming increasingly annoying. Mostly because your interjections we're either left or didn't apply. I'm only recalling a video game conversation because despite you doing it a lot, it wasn't necessary to the point that I felt I needed to file away the interaction for later. So honestly, it usually just a matter of going "wtfdude" then just walking away because you're usually just taking a shit on a joke and trying to create a discussion from it.... Ooh, like the Venture Bro thing...my innocuous quizboy jab at hatred was never going to be a discussion...I'll never be sure why you tried to make it one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Literally, you say? Want to know what "literal" means? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Just another weekday for doomer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Literally, you say? Want to know what "literal" means? Thank you for WellActuallying me right there. 😄 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Just another weekday for doomer This is why I don't have powers...there would just be an "oof" tag on all of his posts that do this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 3 minutes ago, André Toulon said: This is why I don't have powers...there would just be an "oof" tag on all of his posts that do this. Tags definitely served a purpose 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 32 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Ahhhh he’s doing the money thing with his hands, that’s what that means No, he's demonstrating the half-hearted ball cradling maneuver that Edna uses and she does not seem to be receiving the criticism well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Mix said: No, he's demonstrating the half-hearted ball cradling maneuver that Edna uses and she does not seem to be receiving the criticism well. I thought you pulled that out of thin air but then I remembered that Skinner and Krabapple (however you spell that) were lovers at one point. 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 25, 2021 Share Posted September 25, 2021 (edited) Hmm... I wonder what having a fetish for crossdressing men playing with balloons says about my mind. I mean what Edited September 25, 2021 by TrigunBebop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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