PhilosipherStoned Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 I have someone supposed to be here any min. Cleaning whil tired broken and exhausted is fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Is she a legit cleaner or is she a hooker? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 21, 2021 Author Share Posted September 21, 2021 She's not a cleaner. That's why I'm doin' it. Might ask her to clean for sexual favors though still contemplating it. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 32 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: She's not a cleaner. That's why I'm doin' it. Might ask her to clean for sexual favors though still contemplating it. That’s what I’m talking about 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted September 21, 2021 Share Posted September 21, 2021 Tell her your dick needs a good dusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Ain't nobody cleaning for dick. If you go over somebody house to bang and it's nasty ... guess what 2 1 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Just now, Vamped said: Ain't nobody cleaning for dick. If you go over somebody house to bang and it's nasty ... guess what Can’t argue with that logic… but some girls came through and I wasn’t even trying to hide the grossness of my crib back in the day…. Magic stick for hoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 9 minutes ago, Vamped said: Ain't nobody cleaning for dick. If you go over somebody house to bang and it's nasty ... guess what Fair enough. It's not nasty anyway, just not as clean as I wanted it. I just freak out a lot when having women over and feel like everything needs to be spotless. She didn't really care anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 (edited) 19 minutes ago, Vamped said: Ain't nobody cleaning for dick. If you go over somebody house to bang and it's nasty ... guess what I was going to say. "Come over and clean my place, and I might just let you touch pepe. But it better be really fucking clean." Deal of the Century right there. ... Of course, he does tend to kick his dates out when it's time for bed, so I mean... Edited September 22, 2021 by scoobdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 12 hours ago, Vamped said: Ain't nobody cleaning for dick. If you go over somebody house to bang and it's nasty ... guess what I hope I can commit this to memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 12 hours ago, Vamped said: Ain't nobody cleaning for dick. If you go over somebody house to bang and it's nasty ... guess what See....this is a bit true and a bit false....the first thing women do AFTER you've done right by the cooch, and you leave her at your house alone is clean and rearrange shit. It's seriously the most annoying thing about women to me and my crib is clean....I know they aren't doing it for me though.... it's a safe way to be nosey, which I don't mind because I don't juggle women...Any free time I have is mine....one chick had the audacity to move all the game systems out of my entertainment center except the PS4...I didn't say shit, I just moved all my shit back into the EC. Who TF you think you are....the games were here before you and they will be here after you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 30 minutes ago, André Toulon said: See....this is a bit true and a bit false....the first thing women do AFTER you've done right by the cooch, and you leave her at your house alone is clean and rearrange shit. It's seriously the most annoying thing about women to me and my crib is clean....I know they aren't doing it for me though.... it's a safe way to be nosey, which I don't mind because I don't juggle women...Any free time I have is mine....one chick had the audacity to move all the game systems out of my entertainment center except the PS4...I didn't say shit, I just moved all my shit back into the EC. Who TF you think you are....the games were here before you and they will be here after you. I'm not cleaning anybody else's house regardless of the grade of dick. Get the dick, get out, take everything I came with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 57 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I hope I can commit this to memory. I mean ... if you wanna bang in a nasty environment ... that's you. You can be nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Vamped said: I mean ... if you wanna bang in a nasty environment ... that's you. You can be nasty Well I have no problem with that but what I thought what you were saying is that women will have none of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well I have no problem with that but what I thought what you were saying is that women will have none of that. The nasty ones won't have a problem with it. Y'all will just be nasty hoes together Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 4 minutes ago, Vamped said: The nasty ones won't have a problem with it. Y'all will just be nasty hoes together Well I don't want to limit myself to just nasty hoes, so again I hope I can commit what you said earlier to memory. 😄 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 22, 2021 Author Share Posted September 22, 2021 (edited) 21 hours ago, scoobdog said: I was going to say. "Come over and clean my place, and I might just let you touch pepe. But it better be really fucking clean." Deal of the Century right there. ... Of course, he does tend to kick his dates out when it's time for bed, so I mean... I kick my dates out when it's time for bed? If you're referring to me I'm laughing at all the one dimensional assumptions you make based off one post. I think the one you're remembering was one of my first dates with this chick that when I asked if she wanted to make out/ mess around she said something like well this is only our second date idk." Then she ended up staying the night because it got late and we ended up sleeping togther anyway. So the point of that thread was merely to poke a little bit of fun at the mixed signals there. Before we met up yesterday she commented that last time she was here she was hoping I'd make a move, but she doesn't really put in a lot of effort herself. Just one of those "I'm supposed to read minds" kind of situations. We're well past all that by now anyway, but all I'm saying is I appreciate a healthy mix of both people "making moves" not that "here I am just take me!" shit. 🙏 Edited September 22, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 I kick my dates out when it's time for bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 On 9/21/2021 at 9:17 AM, PhilosipherStoned said: She's not a cleaner. That's why I'm doin' it. Might ask her to clean for sexual favors though still contemplating it. do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 25, 2021 Author Share Posted September 25, 2021 7 hours ago, Distortedreasoning said: do it! Meh... I think it's too tacky. Plus she might get mad at me and kick my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander McBelch Posted September 27, 2021 Share Posted September 27, 2021 On 9/21/2021 at 11:56 AM, PhilosipherStoned said: I have someone supposed to be here any min. Cleaning whil tired broken and exhausted is fun. I can lend you a bulldozer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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