The_annoying_one Posted September 1, 2021 Posted September 1, 2021 1. KFC Current slogan: There are few problems a bucket of chicken can't solve. Proposed slogan: I got 99 problems but a bucket of chicken ain't one. 2. Dawn Dishwashing Liquid Current slogan: A drop of Dawn and the grease is gone. Proposed slogan: A drop of Dawn and suds for days. What say ye to this? 2
Le Guignon Posted September 1, 2021 Posted September 1, 2021 (edited) The Dawn one isn't great. I feel like Jay Z/99 Problems should rep/be referenced in a Crown Fried Chicken slogan-not KFC tbh Edited September 1, 2021 by Le Guignon
Real_AirCooledGirl Posted September 1, 2021 Posted September 1, 2021 I like the KFC slogan. The Dawn one? Not so much.
GuyBeardmane Posted September 1, 2021 Posted September 1, 2021 (edited) KFC: That's right, lick your fingers slower. You nasty slut. Actually, I think that works as a slogan for all companies. Just have to change the first part a bit. McDonald's: That's right, eat those chicken nuggets you nasty slut. Toyota: That's right, shift that Camry into drive you nasty slut. Disney: That's right, consume whatever media we feed you because we own everything you nasty slut. Edited September 1, 2021 by GuyBeardmane 1
GuyBeardmane Posted September 1, 2021 Posted September 1, 2021 2 hours ago, nameraka said: You're annoying. Rude.
nameraka Posted September 1, 2021 Posted September 1, 2021 2 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Rude. I meant it as a compliment. 1
The_annoying_one Posted September 2, 2021 Author Posted September 2, 2021 6 hours ago, nameraka said: I meant it as a compliment. And I took it as a compliment. Thanks.
Raptorpat Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 Subway: Eat Fresh Subway: well it's this or starve
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 Subway: Please let us all forget about that pedophile we had as our spokesman for many years.
BlackNoir Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Subway: Please let us all forget about that pedophile we had as our spokesman for many years. ......i mean, i actually did.... 2
Real_AirCooledGirl Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 52 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Subway: Please let us all forget about that pedophile we had as our spokesman for many years. I haven't. And there are local options near me that have better subs anyway. Even Wawa makes better subs; my go-to is a steak sub with bacon and oregano on it.
BlackNoir Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Real_AirCooledGirl said: I haven't. And there are local options near me that have better subs anyway. Even Wawa makes better subs; my go-to is a steak sub with bacon and oregano on it. I mean, its not like they knew and they bailed as soon as it came to light....not like chick fil a whose ceo shunned gays and stayed in his position for a while...or papa john....which is why we don't support shaq sellout ass Edited September 2, 2021 by BlackNoir 1
Real_AirCooledGirl Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 Just now, BlackNoir said: I mean, its not lije they knew and they baiked as soon as it came to light....not like chick fil a whose ceo shunned gays and stayed in his position for a while...or papa john....which is why we don't support shaq sellout ass I won't even eat at Chick-fil-A because of their homophobic ways. As a trans lesbian, I can't support them like that. I've got Royal Farms, Popeye's, and some local places near me instead. Hell, I could make my own fried chicken at home and it'd taste better than Homophobe-fil-A.
scoobdog Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 2 hours ago, Real_AirCooledGirl said: I haven't. And there are local options near me that have better subs anyway. Even Wawa makes better subs; my go-to is a steak sub with bacon and oregano on it. Figures.
Real_AirCooledGirl Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 12 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Figures. Whenever I've gone to Subway and ordered a cheesesteak sub, they always skimp on the steak. Most of the sandwich is bread unless you order extra meat. The locally owned joints and Wawa all put far more meat on their cheesesteaks.
Chapinator_X Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 Subway: It’s the closest your lazy ass will get to a yoga mat. Papa John’s: Same shit, different flies. Arby’s: We have the “Meats”
Real_AirCooledGirl Posted September 2, 2021 Posted September 2, 2021 Chipotle: Our burritos will make you shit red.
The_annoying_one Posted September 3, 2021 Author Posted September 3, 2021 I'd like to thank everyone for their opinions, whether positive, negative or somewhere in-between. I know these slogans probably sucked, but that's just the way my strange mind works.
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