Insipid Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 2 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: Why can’t most movies last an hour or less? I kind of feel like watching something, but don’t wanna be up too late since I didn’t sleep at all last night. I came across a similar topic on reddit; movies over two hours should have an intermission so people can go to the bathroom, get snacks, etc. And movies over three hours long should be as enjoyable as Titanic. It's the main reason I didn't like Oppenheimer; way too fucking long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 GLEEPGLORPNEEPNORP thanks I just had to get that out 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 The Wal-Mart Neighborhood Market has a clearance shelf of limited time cereals and some of the Christmas-themed ones are already over there. That is all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 11 hours ago, Insipid said: I came across a similar topic on reddit; movies over two hours should have an intermission so people can go to the bathroom, get snacks, etc. And movies over three hours long should be as enjoyable as Titanic. It's the main reason I didn't like Oppenheimer; way too fucking long. The problem with intermissions is that EVERYBODY in the audience uses them for bathroom and snack breaks, which means very long lines with very long waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 if you had a superpower of not necessarily reading minds but like a spidey sense of when a woman might be into you it'd be the worst double edge sword since every time you don't get the mental ping you'll be depressed 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 I like when white people say “cut the shit.” before writing a long winded essay dismantling a troll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 Why are bart, Lisa and Maggie blonde? Are they blonde?, they don't have hair lines like everyone else, but they style it so it can't just be head.... Are the aliens that have fooled everyone into believing they are the children of Homer and Marge. And I don't think I'm breaking new ground with this, but I'm not a Simpsons fan so I don't discuss it enough to care about this until I'm high 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 The new reddit app icon looks like shit. Reminds me of Belle Delphine for some reason. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 I should probably get started on my Christmas shopping, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 George Costanza's "Finally, my stupidity pays off!" is probably my all time favorite TV quote. It took me way too long to realize it was where Steve Smith from American Dad's line, "Finally, my selective dyslexia pays off!" comes from in the peanut butter episode. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 if Secret Santa is giving each other gifts would Secret Satan be randomly stealing something from yo friend's house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 A documentary on Uvalde was released a few days ago, and reddit recommended me a bunch of clips of police body cam footage. I don't think I've ever had a stronger fuck the police sentiment than now. All those cops deserve to be tortured to death over a prolonged period of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 Reddit is fucking depressing, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 So "teemu" is "tehmu" now.....wonder who they pissed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted December 7, 2023 Author Share Posted December 7, 2023 It's always the fucking Reylo authors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 I just love friends who only call me when they’re 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Walmart chicken...no sides, just lite bread and my bare hands. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Aaaaaamd this isn't the dinner thread, so guess I'll go take a nap now 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 i found where they're keeping all the dopamine, it's all in these playlists made by Eichlers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 I don't know why, but I'm in such a Debussy mood today. I like that, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 I wonder if this is true 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Shackleford Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 Better late than never but I still wish I got into Living Colour sooner 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 (edited) This guy's ass was hanging out at work. I was hoping someone would tell him, but nope. So I had my coworker dare me and I told him. I saved someone from major embarassment. 🙄 Edited December 9, 2023 by Insipid 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted December 9, 2023 Author Share Posted December 9, 2023 Straight dudes need to be banned from TikTok challenges. The basic rules was throw ass. No one asked for you to pop your dick. Or if you're gonna pop your dick, at least throw ass a little too. If the white girlies can follow instructions, so can you. And you'll are doubly annoying for posting porn on the tag without even playing the song in the background. I'll kind of allow the one porn vid(it did play the song) that had a dude banging a lady from behind so her ass was almost jiggly on beat and cut to different angles that fit the challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 welp I like Glorb now. I will not be elaborating further. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heshi Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 Tomorrow will be a week since I had my Gallbladder removed and I went from being alone for many years to having two special ladies in my life. This has been quite a year for teh Heshi meow... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Seight said: welp I like Glorb now. I will not be elaborating further. Nods in approval 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted December 9, 2023 Share Posted December 9, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, DragonSinger said: The basic rules was throw ass. Wait. What? O_o On topic: I just discovered this flavor of Big Sunflower Seeds and they are awesome! Edited December 9, 2023 by Gemini Original post on laptop; added pics with iPhone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted December 9, 2023 Author Share Posted December 9, 2023 6 hours ago, Gemini said: Wait. What? O_o On topic: I just discovered this flavor of Big Sunflower Seeds and they are awesome! How heavy are those bags? Some dancing TikTok challenges have twerking, a few camera angles, the same song snippet, and sometimes clothing themes or outfit changes. They're pretty simple and can be fun to watch when people put on a little flare. Queer dudes will shake some ass, but the straight cis ones...smh...disappointing. They refuse to jiggle the ass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 There’s a moth or wasp or something buzzing around my bedroom. Wonderful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 (edited) 5 hours ago, DragonSinger said: How heavy are those bags? Some dancing TikTok challenges have twerking, a few camera angles, the same song snippet, and sometimes clothing themes or outfit changes. They're pretty simple and can be fun to watch when people put on a little flare. Queer dudes will shake some ass, but the straight cis ones...smh...disappointing. They refuse to jiggle the ass. Oh! "Throw ass" is twerking! Okay. lol I should've known it had something to do with that. Also, nice joke! lol (And in the off chance that you're also being serious with your inquiry, each bag is 5.35 ounces, or 152 grams for those who prefer metric.) Edited December 10, 2023 by Gemini 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 The pop tarts in that pop tarts commercial want to be eaten That seems kinda fucked up, suicidal pop tarts 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Shackleford Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 The chances of me ever returning to Facebook are slim and none and slim has left the building 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Shackleford Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 The whole being greater than sum of its parts I think I'm finally starting to understand that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 Man, was the whole point of this hip hop special a comeback for Will Smith? He just had to be the last act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 I’m not an introvert because I very rarely crave some form of human interaction outside of my family? Fuck you, random internet person. Spoiler I could elaborate, but I don’t feel like it. Sorry. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted December 11, 2023 Author Share Posted December 11, 2023 All you had to do was be young, mediocre looking, and white to get a nice ass publishing deal and a stellar book rollout. That's all you had to do. Now your agent is gone, the marketing is gone, and you out here embarrassing yourself so loudly and racist that your publisher is 'considering their options right now' and sounding like they mean it. I don't get how someone fucks up their own shit like that. How do you have so much handed to you on a silver platter, turn your head to look at the authors of color with a smidgen of the deal you got, and still be that fucking jealous of them? How big are the brainworms in that chick's head? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted December 11, 2023 Author Share Posted December 11, 2023 And now the whole book is gone before it was ever released. The self-sabotage is breathtaking. What a fucking year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 You may want some pep in your step but not poop in your stoop 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted December 12, 2023 Author Share Posted December 12, 2023 Discussion about author drama this year: "Isn't it funny how the latest drama maybe scrapes in at top 5 this year?" "Yeah, the author who killed her husband and wrote a book about it has to be #1." "What should be #2?" "Probably that other author who killed her husband." Me: When the fuck did the second killer author happen? No, seriously. I didn't know there was a second one! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 I get a letter in the mail from my insurance company asking me to call and confirm my address. Should I reveal the stupid to them or let them figure out on their own? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 I don’t understand current Newgrounds. Software makes it so some buttons work and some don’t. If my browser being “old” is such a problem that I can’t post a simple image... maybe your website sucks? And holy shit. Badger me every two goddamn seconds to become a Supporter, why don’t you? Really can’t use your precious online chat without the paywall? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 8 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: I get a letter in the mail from my insurance company asking me to call and confirm my address. Should I reveal the stupid to them or let them figure out on their own? Well Ackshually.... They are guessing that is your address, maybe "knowing" it is but want to make extra sure. You call them, confirmed. If they never hear from you, then they assume they have the wrong address and the person who received their letter threw it in the trash. Either way, they get the confirmation they needed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 4 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: If my browser being “old” is such a problem that I can’t post a simple image... maybe your website sucks? Not quite the same, but remember the days when every website had a "This website best viewed with Internet Explorer vblahblahblah...." message? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Not quite the same, but remember the days when every website had a "This website best viewed with Internet Explorer vblahblahblah...." message? I just feel like for modern times with all this technology that it’s just incompetent as fuck. Unevenedge has better website maintenance than the fucking Domino’s website. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 4 minutes ago, [classic swim] said: I just feel like for modern times with all this technology that it’s just incompetent as fuck. Unevenedge has better website maintenance than the fucking Domino’s website. Yeah the onus of being able to effectively use your browser on any given website has definitely been moved from the web surfer to the UI/UX designer. Unless your version of your browser was created when Windows 7 was the OS most people used, the site needs to be updated... er possibly "down graded" to be user friendly to more common browsers/versions. It seems like it was just this year when Apple decided for iOS to no longer support the iPhone 2. That's how ya do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 55 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Well Ackshually.... They are guessing that is your address, maybe "knowing" it is but want to make extra sure. You call them, confirmed. If they never hear from you, then they assume they have the wrong address and the person who received their letter threw it in the trash. Either way, they get the confirmation they needed. I realized this right after I typed it out. My mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Shackleford Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 Trying to decide if I want to play Soul Blazer or True Lies 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 Supervisor had an inkling that I’m quitting and bribes me with a bottle of Bombay. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 lol, I just found out I have fuggs added on whatsapp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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