Vamped Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 (edited) Stumbled upon this on Netflix last night Watched episode one..... there's alot of titties XD Like I might know that lady's boobs better than I know my own just from the first episode Im not mad at her though because Im not sure anything would stop me from being naked all the time lol She's smol and non threatening But for real You're really having a whole crisis living in the comforts of white America .... over some dick?! Me as a counselor: Biiiiiitch just go home and tell him you wanna be choked and spanked Edited July 2, 2021 by Vamped 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 If y'all would say that shit, it would be easier. Low key freaks too scared to get down...... But like i said, I'm only moderate at best.....The "I eat ass" chick kinda let me know my boundaries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vamped Posted July 2, 2021 Author Share Posted July 2, 2021 9 hours ago, BlackNoir said: If y'all would say that shit, it would be easier. Low key freaks too scared to get down...... But like i said, I'm only moderate at best.....The "I eat ass" chick kinda let me know my boundaries. Its just the first episode so I dont know how its going to go .... it was just kinda dumb ... lemme just type up a word doc about all kinky sex I've had in the past and hope my dude stumbles upon it eating shredded cheese in the middle of the night. I dunno ... just tell the man you want some dirty sex like ... I dunno maybe my boundaries are just ... inappropriate(?) My dude just strips in the bathroom behind me to go get in the shower ... Imma just ease over there and grab his junk if I need to get it in 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 Im just happy to know im not the only person eating shedded cheese in the middle of the night 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 I like boobies There's a lady from the '70s and '80s named Pam Grier, who pretty much showed her boobies in every movie she was ever in... those are my favorite boobies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 2, 2021 Author Share Posted July 2, 2021 5 hours ago, JehutyNinja said: I like boobies There's a lady from the '70s and '80s named Pam Grier, who pretty much showed her boobies in every movie she was ever in... those are my favorite boobies. Well if you like boobs and want to hear the owner of those boobs complain about all the hot kinky sex she's not getting then this is the show for you. Theres also ass, both male and female 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted July 2, 2021 Share Posted July 2, 2021 //> I thought this was going to be a question/statement , I dont have either one of those ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Vamped said: Well if you like boobs and want to hear the owner of those boobs complain about all the hot kinky sex she's not getting then this is the show for you. Theres also ass, both male and female Ass you say? Do go on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 3, 2021 Author Share Posted July 3, 2021 17 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: Ass you say? Do go on. Make some room on the couch, Im coming over to watch it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 7 minutes ago, Vamped said: Make some room on the couch, Im coming over to watch it come on with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 3, 2021 Author Share Posted July 3, 2021 23 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: come on with it! Its gonna take a minute to get over the bridge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Vamped said: Its gonna take a minute to get over the bridge! Take the 55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 15 hours ago, Vamped said: Well if you like boobs and want to hear the owner of those boobs complain about all the hot kinky sex she's not getting then this is the show for you. Theres also ass, both male and female Nah, but the watcher of the show, now that's a different story <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 3, 2021 Author Share Posted July 3, 2021 7 minutes ago, JehutyNinja said: Nah, but the watcher of the show, now that's a different story <_< Well I too could complain about not having kinky sex because good at complaining Spoiler But Im not because I complain enough on this message board as it is 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JehutyNinja Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 2 hours ago, Vamped said: Well I too could complain about not having kinky sex because good at complaining Hide contents But Im not because I complain enough on this message board as it is I would love to fix that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 53 minutes ago, JehutyNinja said: I would love to fix that 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 4, 2021 Author Share Posted July 4, 2021 6 hours ago, JehutyNinja said: I would love to fix that You dont want all the awkward that comes before the kinky sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 4, 2021 Author Share Posted July 4, 2021 Since I cant watch that during the day now I'm essentially watching Blind Date on Hulu .... only with people talking over it instead of the pop ups 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 5, 2021 Author Share Posted July 5, 2021 .... this is just softcore porn without close up genitals shots and a more concrete storyline. She's crazy though. No dick is good enough for you to wreck your life over. Also that baby sleeps a shit ton ... even for a baby 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 Fuck I hate Wendy Williams 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 5, 2021 Author Share Posted July 5, 2021 8 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: Fuck I hate Wendy Williams Just squint real hard and pretend its somebody else 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, Vamped said: Just squint real hard and pretend its somebody else She looks like those things from the movie Time Machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 5, 2021 Author Share Posted July 5, 2021 13 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: She looks like those things from the movie Time Machine This looks like a bad puppet impersonation of Danny Trejo in a red wig to me XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 Just now, Vamped said: This looks like a bad puppet impersonation of Danny Trejo in a red wig to me XD Yeeezus. btw, I just passed you in points for the month of July on Xbox…. Catch up slut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 On 7/2/2021 at 11:37 AM, André Toulon said: Im just happy to know im not the only person eating shedded cheese in the middle of the night Anyone put it on a plate and set the microwave to about 45 seconds? Heaven in the middle of the night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 Just now, SwimOdin said: Anyone put it on a plate and set the microwave to about 45 seconds? Heaven in the middle of the night Yes, we’ve all been poor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 Thats barbaric. Nope, cold out the sack 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 5, 2021 Author Share Posted July 5, 2021 6 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: Yeeezus. btw, I just passed you in points for the month of July on Xbox…. Catch up slut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 5, 2021 Author Share Posted July 5, 2021 4 hours ago, SwimOdin said: Anyone put it on a plate and set the microwave to about 45 seconds? Heaven in the middle of the night Just sounds like extra unnecessary steps 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 On 7/5/2021 at 2:06 PM, SwimOdin said: Anyone put it on a plate and set the microwave to about 45 seconds? Heaven in the middle of the night I have over some chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 On 7/5/2021 at 3:22 PM, André Toulon said: Thats barbaric. Nope, cold out the sack Love this line out of context 😆 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 8, 2021 Author Share Posted July 8, 2021 6 hours ago, lupin_bebop said: I have over some chips. That's just some poor/ low effort nachos. He just said on a plate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted July 8, 2021 Share Posted July 8, 2021 3 hours ago, Vamped said: That's just some poor/ low effort nachos. He just said on a plate Yep. Poor Man Nachos are amazing. Even sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 On 7/5/2021 at 12:10 PM, Vamped said: .... this is just softcore porn without close up genitals shots and a more concrete storyline. ...that's just softcore porn. There's no genitals at all in softcore, and they try to link the sex scenes together with a narrative. I have a degree in Late 90s Late Night Cinemax. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 18, 2021 Author Share Posted July 18, 2021 2 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: ...that's just softcore porn. There's no genitals at all in softcore, and they try to link the sex scenes together with a narrative. I have a degree in Late 90s Late Night Cinemax. Did you just emerge out of the internet shadows to school me on porn?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 7 hours ago, Vamped said: Did you just emerge out of the internet shadows to school me on porn?! Not just to school you on porn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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