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Stumbled upon this on Netflix last night

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Watched episode one..... there's alot of titties XD

Like I might know that lady's boobs better than I know my own just from the first episode 

Im not mad at her though because Im not sure anything would stop me from being naked all the time lol

She's smol and non threatening 

But for real 

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You're really having a whole crisis living in the comforts of white America .... over some dick?!

Me as a counselor:

Biiiiiitch just go home and tell him you wanna be choked and spanked

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If y'all would say that shit, it would be easier.  Low key freaks too scared to get down......

But like i said, I'm only moderate at best.....The "I eat ass" chick kinda let me know my boundaries.

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9 hours ago, BlackNoir said:

If y'all would say that shit, it would be easier.  Low key freaks too scared to get down......

But like i said, I'm only moderate at best.....The "I eat ass" chick kinda let me know my boundaries.

Its just the first episode so I dont know how its going to go .... it was just kinda dumb ... lemme just type up a word doc about all kinky sex I've had in the past and hope my dude stumbles upon it eating shredded cheese in the middle of the night.

I dunno ... just tell the man you want some dirty sex like ... I dunno maybe my boundaries are just ... inappropriate(?) 

My dude just strips in the bathroom behind me to go get in the shower ... Imma just ease over there and grab his junk if I need to get it in

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I like boobies

There's a lady from the '70s and '80s named Pam Grier, who pretty much showed her boobies in every movie she was ever in... those are my favorite boobies.

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5 hours ago, JehutyNinja said:

I like boobies

There's a lady from the '70s and '80s named Pam Grier, who pretty much showed her boobies in every movie she was ever in... those are my favorite boobies.

Well if you like boobs and want to hear the owner of those boobs complain about all the hot kinky sex she's not getting then this is the show for you. Theres also ass, both male and female

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2 hours ago, Vamped said:

Well if you like boobs and want to hear the owner of those boobs complain about all the hot kinky sex she's not getting then this is the show for you. Theres also ass, both male and female

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Ass you say? Do go on.

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15 hours ago, Vamped said:

Well if you like boobs and want to hear the owner of those boobs complain about all the hot kinky sex she's not getting then this is the show for you. Theres also ass, both male and female

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Nah, but the watcher of the show, now that's a different story <_<

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7 minutes ago, JehutyNinja said:

Nah, but the watcher of the show, now that's a different story <_<

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Well I too could complain about not having kinky sex because  good at complaining

Spoiler

But Im not because I complain enough on this message board as it is

 

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2 hours ago, Vamped said:

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Well I too could complain about not having kinky sex because  good at complaining

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But Im not because I complain enough on this message board as it is

 

I would love to fix that

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Since I cant watch that during the day now I'm essentially watching Blind Date on Hulu .... only with people talking over it instead of the pop ups 

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.... this is just softcore porn without close up genitals shots and a more concrete storyline. 

 

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She's crazy though.  No dick is good enough for you to wreck your life over. Also that baby sleeps a shit ton ... even for a baby

 

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13 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

She looks like those things from the movie Time Machine

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This looks like a bad puppet impersonation of Danny Trejo in a red wig to me 

XD

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Just now, Vamped said:

This looks like a bad puppet impersonation of Danny Trejo in a red wig to me 

XD

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Yeeezus.

btw, I just passed you in points for the month of July on Xbox…. Catch up slut

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On 7/2/2021 at 11:37 AM, André Toulon said:

Im just happy to know im not the only person eating shedded cheese in the middle of the night

Anyone put it on a plate and set the microwave to about 45 seconds? Heaven in the middle of the night

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4 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

Anyone put it on a plate and set the microwave to about 45 seconds? Heaven in the middle of the night

Just sounds like extra unnecessary steps 

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On 7/5/2021 at 2:06 PM, SwimOdin said:

Anyone put it on a plate and set the microwave to about 45 seconds? Heaven in the middle of the night

I have over some chips. 

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On 7/5/2021 at 12:10 PM, Vamped said:

.... this is just softcore porn without close up genitals shots and a more concrete storyline. 

...that's just softcore porn.  There's no genitals at all in softcore, and they try to link the sex scenes together with a narrative.

I have a degree in Late 90s Late Night Cinemax.

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2 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

...that's just softcore porn.  There's no genitals at all in softcore, and they try to link the sex scenes together with a narrative.

I have a degree in Late 90s Late Night Cinemax.

Did you just emerge out of the internet shadows to school me on porn?!

 

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