I'm planning to take over the world James Bond style

[ghostrek]

I need to a hired goons and a head hired goon

a female second-in-command that is her name is nothing but a sex pun

and a really good villain name for me

and a plan which is  block  all the canals in the world

[scoobdog]

Good luck with the female second-in-command thing.  

[ghostrek]

3 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Good luck with the female second-in-command thing.  

you know I'm making fun of the James Bond films right

 

[stilgar]

James Bond never took over the world you mook.

[ghostrek]

2 minutes ago, stilgar said:

James Bond never took over the world you mook.

I meant in the style of the James Bond villains

[resurrected]

This thread is retarded, even for you.

You don't have the capital to hire anybody to do anything.

You can't even afford a hooker.

[ghostrek]

9 minutes ago, resurrected said:

This thread is retarded, even for you.

You don't have the capital to hire anybody to do anything.

You can't even afford a hooker.

it joke thread

[scoobdog]

33 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

you know I'm making fun of the James Bond films right

Are you going to interview each potential right hand woman by asking why her body looks strange or if she's doing drugs?

[ghostrek]

2 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Are you going to interview each potential right hand woman by asking why her body looks strange or if she's doing drugs?

no

 

[scoobdog]

Just now, ghostrek said:

no

 

It's a start.

Also, every one of James Bond's nemesis had huge dicks.

[Sawdamizer]

4 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

It's a start.

Also, every one of James Bond's nemesis had huge dicks.

Oddjob didn’t

[ghostrek]

1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said:

Oddjob didn’t

oddjob overcompensated

Jaws I bet dint either

[scoobdog]

14 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Oddjob didn’t

Well, technically Auric Goldfinger was the nemesis and Odd Job was his right hand man.  Judging by the position of that gold painted chick, he split her in half before dipping her in paint, so Goldfinger had to have had a huge dick.

Edited April 16, 2021 by scoobdog

[Chapinator_X]

I think Mike Hunt should be his Bond villain name.

[Seight]

How can we be sure he hasn't already started?

Spoiler

 

[ghostrek]

20 minutes ago, Seight said:

How can we be sure he hasn't already started?

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that gave me the idea

[tsar4]

54 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

that gave me the idea

You got a "lair"?  You can't be a cool Bond villain without a tricked out lair.

[BlackNoir]

Killer thread

[ghostrek]

6 hours ago, tsar4 said:

You got a "lair"?  You can't be a cool Bond villain without a tricked out lair.

apparently you never seen GoldenEye

[tsar4]

10 hours ago, ghostrek said:

apparently you never seen GoldenEye

That movie don't count - it's not an Ian Fleming novel.

[ghostrek]

19 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

That movie don't count - it's not an Ian Fleming novel.

okay I didn't know that sorry

[scoobdog]

4 hours ago, tsar4 said:

That movie don't count - it's not an Ian Fleming novel.

No, just one of the greatest games of all time.

[ghostrek]

1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

No, just one of the greatest games of all time.

2 best games on the N64 GoldenEye and Rogue Squadron 

[scoobdog]

Spoken like a true retro gamer.

[ghostrek]

22 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Spoken like a true retro gamer.

 yes I am unfortunately I'm stuck the PS2 butI love Ace Combat

Edited April 17, 2021 by ghostrek

[André Toulon]

1 hour ago, ghostrek said:

2 best games on the N64 GoldenEye and Rogue Squadron 

Dear god

[ghostrek]

17 hours ago, André Toulon said:

Dear god

okay what is your two best games for the N64

[André Toulon]

Mischief makers and Fzero X....because I'm not some brainwashed trash that digs goldeneye out of their ass every time the 64 is brought up.