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Do I even name the 3rd player pants guy at this point? Gods help me


jackiemarie90

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OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK WHY, I THINK I ALREADY MAY HAVE FUCKED IT UP TOO, gaaaaaah

I keep making these posts about these stupid guys, which clearly shows I have my priorities askew, and yet I am hoping 3rd times the charm. But also, I may have fucked it up already. >___>

I only briefly mentioned him once in the last post as "quiet weeb". Honestly, the nicest, of nicest people I ever met. Totally someone who has their life together, he's a phD student studying natural resources, and he said his research was looking at how climate change affected rural regions in Mexico. Oh, he is a white guy, but not like camo guy, more like he is from Washington near seattle and he has that whole hippie, natural vibe and he speaks in a soft manner. Which I like. He also is a runner like I used to be, except for me 13 miles was a lot in the day. This dude runs 20 miles on the weekend. O__O So he is muscular, even more so than both camo and red pants guy. 

So why haven't I really mentioned him before? Cause he has so many great traits, like being super healthy, super smart, super kind, and I immediately felt like such a fuck up compared to him and never believed their to be a chance. But I accidently flirted 3 days ago >__>...

I really didn't mean too, I was just so scared that I accidently grabbed his hand and was sitting next to him, and the moment I did that, I realized I made it obvious that I always had a crush on him. I am now also realizing, I am in this case, "Putting Dick on a Pedestal". I know you guys have accused me of doing this with everyone I like, but that's not true. I never felt like I was out of camo guys' league, and even though I had a crush on red pants guy I wasn't really crushing hard, it was more at a curiosity at this person paying attention to me and the why. But I know for a fact that I am definitely doing that with this guy. And I already fucked up.

To make matters more nerve racking, his best friend from Stanford moved into our Co-op, and I'm trying to be nice to make a good impression, but I think the friend thought I was interested in them, making me look like shit. I'm just so nervous that all these incredibly smart, healthy, put together people will reject a ghetto, loud, obnoxious, messy, incredibly flawed me. I'm the girl who is a pothead that makes so many mistakes, and I'm extremely insecure about that and it ruined my focus on the night. So now I look like a shitty option. -__-

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1 minute ago, jackiemarie90 said:

Thank you for the example, I am going to try to be more confident this round, but if people here have advice, I'm all ears. XD

Get that dick, girl... get it fast.

I say, fuck the dude and establish dominance...

I'm married.. dont listen to me.

Maybe Buddy has better advice

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3 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Get that dick, girl... get it fast.

I say, fuck the dude and establish dominance...

I'm married.. dont listen to me.

Maybe Buddy has better advice

Dude, I'm still working on the cuddling stage. >__> But I am considering telling him sooner than the others, that I like him, that I liked him since the first day I moved into the house because he was so kind and explain how I felt.

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3 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said:

Dude, I'm still working on the cuddling stage. >__> But I am considering telling him sooner than the others, that I like him, that I liked him since the first day I moved into the house because he was so kind and explain how I felt.

Not sure you need to state timeframes.... like, you can just tell him you're into him and see whats up from there... I think when you start explaining in to detail when it started and why... we get a little freaked out... that can come later after he rearranges your guts.

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10 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

Get that dick, girl... get it fast.

I say, fuck the dude and establish dominance...

I'm married.. dont listen to me.

Maybe Buddy has better advice

Im actively hiding from a chick 12 years younger than me because she's catching feelings and I didn't even give her the dope dick.

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1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said:

Not sure you need to state timeframes.... like, you can just tell him you're into him and see whats up from there... I think when you start explaining in to detail when it started and why... we get a little freaked out... that can come later after he rearranges your guts.

So basically instead of worrying on the past fuck ups, or what can happen, focus on our time together now. 

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Make a list of all the guys you like

Take a good butthole pic

Send to all them

Arrange the ones who respond favorably into an appropriate schedule that works for you

Then simply follow the fuck schedule

Repeat as desired

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2 hours ago, Poof said:

Make a list of all the guys you like

Take a good butthole pic

Send to all them

Arrange the ones who respond favorably into an appropriate schedule that works for you

Then simply follow the fuck schedule

Repeat as desired

That may be a good strategy, but I am too shy. 🥺

 

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1 hour ago, Raptorpat said:

Yes but which kind of pants does he wear?

Ok guys, to give you an example of what he dressed as for Halloween, his own original character, it was a park ranger suit with some kind of cat ears on top. He totally gives off that hippie nature conservationist that's all about saving the planet. So basically I either see jeans or

UMM KHAKIS? Memegeneratornet Umm Khakis? - Jake From State Farm 21 | Meme  Generator | Meme on ME.ME

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