Skiles Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 But the paper just won't come back clean? Happens to me a lot. No fun, dude. I wet up some TP and that usually does the trick. But sometimes your butt just doesn't cooperate. It's probably my diet, which, right now, is gas station food and beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortir Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 When it comes out foamy amirite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hajime Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 Sounds like anal leakage. Maybe try a cleansing coffee enema. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Still Me Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 11 hours ago, Skiles said: But the paper just won't come back clean? Happens to me a lot. No fun, dude. I wet up some TP and that usually does the trick. But sometimes your butt just doesn't cooperate. It's probably my diet, which, right now, is gas station food and beer. I use the wet wipes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In Flames Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 I love ghost poops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In Flames Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 I also have a bidet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted December 5, 2020 Author Share Posted December 5, 2020 14 hours ago, Mortir said: When it comes out foamy amirite. Foamy pees happen when I drink too much beer on an empty stomach. Poops, never. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted December 5, 2020 Author Share Posted December 5, 2020 5 hours ago, Sawdamizer said: That's real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted December 5, 2020 Author Share Posted December 5, 2020 5 hours ago, Still Me said: I use the wet wipes Yeah, they're great, but you can't really flush them. Especially if your piping is pretty sus to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted December 5, 2020 Author Share Posted December 5, 2020 1 hour ago, In Flames said: I also have a bidet People swear by them. I don't know if I'm down with it. The more I think about a toilet making my ass wet, the more I'm out on the whole idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted December 5, 2020 Share Posted December 5, 2020 32 minutes ago, Skiles said: People swear by them. I don't know if I'm down with it. The more I think about a toilet making my ass wet, the more I'm out on the whole idea. you complain about have a poopy butthole then disparage the suggestion of a bidet you're your own worst enemy 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted December 5, 2020 Author Share Posted December 5, 2020 2 hours ago, Poof said: you complain about have a poopy butthole then disparage the suggestion of a bidet you're your own worst enemy I live the life I live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 (edited) On 12/4/2020 at 7:49 PM, Skiles said: But the paper just won't come back clean? Happens to me a lot. No fun, dude. I wet up some TP and that usually does the trick. But sometimes your butt just doesn't cooperate. It's probably my diet, which, right now, is gas station food and beer. Bidet. There would be no more wiping until you're bleeding, no more using a half a roll on one poop, no missing anything. It will change your life. Edited December 6, 2020 by Sieg67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 (edited) 10 hours ago, Skiles said: People swear by them. I don't know if I'm down with it. The more I think about a toilet making my ass wet, the more I'm out on the whole idea. Just use paper to dry. Sure you're still using paper but not nearly as much as before. Besides, it dries pretty quickly. Edited December 6, 2020 by Sieg67 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 15 hours ago, Still Me said: I use the wet wipes I hope you're not flushing them. I know they say flushable but they're super bad for pipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 49 minutes ago, Sieg67 said: I hope you're not flushing them. I know they say flushable but they're super bad for pipes. We going to have this discussion here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: We going to have this discussion here? Depends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NNN Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 18 hours ago, Still Me said: I use the wet wipes this. after our lil one is fully potty trained we will continue to use wet wipes since they have changed our lives forever. don't flush em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 Just now, NNN said: this. after our lil one is fully potty trained we will continue to use wet wipes since they have changed our lives forever. don't flush em. How do you dispose of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NNN Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 9 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: How do you dispose of them? im lazy so i just chuck em in the waste basket, but we have a diaper waste basket in his room so...im supposed to toss em there. meh. if you strategize your wipes with regular tp first then finish off with the wet wipes it shouldn't be a problem to just toss em in the waste b. if you have roomates/partner just hide them with some tp ontop so they dont see it. spray some febreeze it should be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 On 12/6/2020 at 12:52 AM, NNN said: im lazy so i just chuck em in the waste basket, but we have a diaper waste basket in his room so...im supposed to toss em there. meh. if you strategize your wipes with regular tp first then finish off with the wet wipes it shouldn't be a problem to just toss em in the waste b. if you have roomates/partner just hide them with some tp ontop so they dont see it. spray some febreeze it should be fine. That nasty, tho.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NNN Posted December 9, 2020 Share Posted December 9, 2020 On 12/8/2020 at 2:41 AM, scoobdog said: That nasty, tho.... i mean you're really just giving yourself a rimjob with those wipes. tp should get most of it... then again, i change a lot of diapers. maybe that's why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted December 10, 2020 Share Posted December 10, 2020 Yes, many times if it's taking too long to get clean the answer is to sit down and try pooping more because there's probably some left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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