That_One_Guy Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 I was stocking a shelf and this dude rolled up to me in one of those scooters Him: you have organic milk in a box Me: we have it in cartons in the cooler Him: No. The organic shit. The uhh rice milk. Me: Aisle 17 I think Him: thanks. Man this coronavirus shit is getting on my nerves. Me: lol yeah it sucks Him: good thing I'm voting for Trump *He very slowly rolls away* The dude was like 80. Apparently hes into rice milk and passively pushing his political ideaology on retail slobs 4
Seight Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 I have my doubts about this man's motivations. He drinks plant-based milk AND votes Trump?
That_One_Guy Posted July 24, 2020 Author Posted July 24, 2020 3 minutes ago, Ric said: You have a weird idea of fun. I know man. Wtf
That_One_Guy Posted July 24, 2020 Author Posted July 24, 2020 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Ric said: You have a weird idea of fun. I do bro. Love you bro. I responded to you twice. Fuck you gonna do? Edited July 24, 2020 by That_One_Guy
That_One_Guy Posted July 24, 2020 Author Posted July 24, 2020 8 minutes ago, Seight said: I have my doubts about this man's motivations. He drinks plant-based milk AND votes Trump? He looked weird af too. Dude had giant ears. I think he was a figment of my sleep deprived imagination 1
Ric Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I do bro. Love you bro. I responded to you twice. Fuck you gonna do? I'm not your bro, guy. Spoiler jk guy 1
That_One_Guy Posted July 24, 2020 Author Posted July 24, 2020 Just now, Ric said: I'm not your bro, guy. Hide contents jk guy That's right bitch. We're friends now
Ric Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 Just now, That_One_Guy said: That's right bitch. We're friends now Now? I thought we were already friends.
That_One_Guy Posted July 24, 2020 Author Posted July 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Ric said: Now? I thought we were already friends. We are dude. I'm sorry. I fucked up again
Ric Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: We are dude. I'm sorry. I fucked up again it's ok guy.
resurrected Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 Back when I was the manager at a grocery store, my best friend, who sadly passed away a couple of months ago, he was the frozen/dairy manager. I was in the store overnight the night before and was getting ready to get off and the store had just opened for the day. My friend was about to get to work and this customer asks me if we have buttermilk. I was exhausted after a 12 hour shift and was like, "I don't know. The dairy manager will be here in just a minute." The guy was cool and said ok, I'll wait for him. He asked me his name and I told him it was Richard. So, less than 5 minutes later, Richard comes in, and the guy says, "You must be Richard. Do y'all have any buttermilk." Richard said, without skipping a beat, "Shit, I don't know. I just fucking got here." I laughed my ass off and went home. Richard went on to be a co manager before he passed away. He did not give a single shit. Funny dude. 2
Raptorpat Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 my sister works at a local grocery store and has a lot of horror stories about that kind of political/coronavirus stuff, like people bitching about masks i would elaborate, but i'm not a very good listener 1
Lasty Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 43 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I was stocking a shelf and this dude rolled up to me in one of those scooters Him: you have organic milk in a box Me: we have it in cartons in the cooler Him: No. The organic shit. The uhh rice milk. Me: Aisle 17 I think Him: thanks. Man this coronavirus shit is getting on my nerves. Me: lol yeah it sucks Him: good thing I'm voting for Trump *He very slowly rolls away* The dude was like 80. Apparently hes into rice milk and passively pushing his political ideaology on retail slobs Why didn't you knock him off his scooter 1 1
That_One_Guy Posted July 24, 2020 Author Posted July 24, 2020 9 minutes ago, resurrected said: Back when I was the manager at a grocery store, my best friend, who sadly passed away a couple of months ago, he was the frozen/dairy manager. I was in the store overnight the night before and was getting ready to get off and the store had just opened for the day. My friend was about to get to work and this customer asks me if we have buttermilk. I was exhausted after a 12 hour shift and was like, "I don't know. The dairy manager will be here in just a minute." The guy was cool and said ok, I'll wait for him. He asked me his name and I told him it was Richard. So, less than 5 minutes later, Richard comes in, and the guy says, "You must be Richard. Do y'all have any buttermilk." Richard said, without skipping a beat, "Shit, I don't know. I just fucking got here." I laughed my ass off and went home. Richard went on to be a co manager before he passed away. He did not give a single shit. Funny dude. That's funny as fuck because that's exactly what a frozen dairy dude would say 😆 sorry he passed away. He sounds like a funny ass dude 1
That_One_Guy Posted July 24, 2020 Author Posted July 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: my sister works at a local grocery store and has a lot of horror stories about that kind of political/coronavirus stuff, like people bitching about masks i would elaborate, but i'm not a very good listener Lmao pat don't give a fuck Yeah dude I don't get the political shit. It makes no fucking sense. People come up to me all the time letting me know it's bullshit that they have to wear a mask and that they're voting for Trump. Like I give a fuck. Mother fucker I come here to hide in the bathroom not listen to your bullshit. Get your raisin bran and fuck off, Ethel 2
new_disease Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 I don't miss stuff like that. The place I worked at reopened for 3 whole weeks before they closed again because people won't listen. 1
Ric Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 24 minutes ago, resurrected said: "Shit, I don't know. I just fucking got here." lol he sounded cool. 1
jezebelthenun Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 21 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: my sister works at a local grocery store and has a lot of horror stories about that kind of political/coronavirus stuff, like people bitching about masks i would elaborate, but i'm not a very good listener How many sisters do you have? I only know of one, but she's not even close to old enough to work, so. . .
Raptorpat Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, jezebelthenun said: How many sisters do you have? I only know of one, but she's not even close to old enough to work, so. . . jez, I have some really bad news 1
jezebelthenun Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, Raptorpat said: jez, I have some really bad news *Plugs ears with fingers* I can't hear you lalalalala
Raptorpat Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 "losing touch and getting sucked into our own lives and then touching base" is the closest thing to time travel we got Spoiler she finished school and is starting undergrad
JehutyNinja Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 12 hours ago, Raptorpat said: "losing touch and getting sucked into our own lives and then touching base" is the closest thing to time travel we got Hide contents she finished school and is starting undergrad *squints eyes* I feel like you're implying we're old
Raptorpat Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 nah, just that a two-year old when we first started this venture is now a legal adult with a job and college so actually yes 1
renjifan Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 Well at least he was fairly decent to you. I had an old man call and demand representation. When I asked if he could share some details about his injury, he yelled “No! I’m going to talk to the goddamn lawyer about my injury! I’m 80 years old and am not going to talk to some lowly clerk!” 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 24, 2020 Posted July 24, 2020 16 hours ago, Seight said: I have my doubts about this man's motivations. He drinks plant-based milk AND votes Trump? Rather than getting plant based milk 'cause he's a dirty hippie vegan, he could just be lactose intolerant.
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