PhilosipherStoned Posted July 5, 2020 Posted July 5, 2020 I joined a facebook group for pastafarianism, and though I get that is the point of it all...(Not knowing what the fuck to make out of any of it.) I'm trying to figure this shit out still.. Thy Noodle Come — Thy Sauce Be Yum — R’Amen 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 5, 2020 Author Posted July 5, 2020 (edited) A beer volcano and a stripper factory with no catch.. Think about it guys. Edited July 5, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned
Lasty Posted July 5, 2020 Posted July 5, 2020 (edited) No. Never is the time to get religious. It's all bullshit placebo fairy tale charlatanism. Like, how are these people getting sick? OH! God must have made the air into a miasma, better drain their bad blood... huh they got worse better drain some more... welp they died, must've been witches. Got to find some of them to burn now Edited July 5, 2020 by Lasty
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 5, 2020 Author Posted July 5, 2020 Quob gets your hatred of textbook religion. https://www.britannica.com/topic/Flying-Spaghetti-Monster
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 5, 2020 Author Posted July 5, 2020 Seriously though this facebook group is lit.
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 5, 2020 Author Posted July 5, 2020 https://www.facebook.com/groups/181753425298669
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 5, 2020 Author Posted July 5, 2020 I pray the Andim recieves you all in his grace.
Lasty Posted July 5, 2020 Posted July 5, 2020 20 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Quob gets your hatred of textbook religion. https://www.britannica.com/topic/Flying-Spaghetti-Monster That is pretty funny. How did I not hear about this before?
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 5, 2020 Author Posted July 5, 2020 15 minutes ago, Lasty said: That is pretty funny. How did I not hear about this before? That's why I thought I'd share this. I heard about "The church of the FSM" years ago, and forgot all about it because it hasn't got a lot of mainstream attention here in the states I guess. I found that facebook group recently though and it reignited my curiosity.
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 5, 2020 Author Posted July 5, 2020 1 minute ago, Seight said: I'm an Invisible Pink Unicorn believer myself. Quob and IPU go hand in hand. We should unite our causes. 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 6, 2020 Author Posted July 6, 2020 Somebody give me like $40 so I can become an ordained minister. Jk.
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 6, 2020 Author Posted July 6, 2020 (edited) "Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever. R'Amen." Edited July 6, 2020 by PhilosipherStoned
SwimModSponges Posted July 6, 2020 Posted July 6, 2020 Dude, pastafarianism is like, late 2000's edgy atheist. "Oooh, you guys like a god you can't see right? well hey I got one too and he's made of spaghetti. LAWLZ." Get you a real god. Worship Time with me.
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 6, 2020 Author Posted July 6, 2020 1 minute ago, SwimModSponges said: Dude, pastafarianism is like, late 2000's edgy atheist. "Oooh, you guys like a god you can't see right? well hey I got one too and he's made of spaghetti. LAWLZ." Get you a real god. Worship Time with me. I can do both because Quob isn't a self absorbed sociopath like a lot of gods and saviors. RAmen~ ☠️
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 6, 2020 Author Posted July 6, 2020 Plus I fucking love spaghetti and pasta in general so having an omnipotent god made out of spaghetti just really turns me on. 😵
Azalar Hex Posted July 6, 2020 Posted July 6, 2020 If I can have a god made out of things I like it would be a pair of boobs made out of pizza. But that just makes me think of Pizza the Hut and I don't want to think about Pizza the Hut.
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 6, 2020 Author Posted July 6, 2020 @SwimModSponges Is your religion still somewhre in the share space? I glanced over it, but it was a pretty tedious read that could use a few beer volcanoes, and stripper factories.. and beer. Oh I said beer already disregard.
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 6, 2020 Author Posted July 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, Azalar Hex said: If I can have a god made out of things I like it would be a pair of boobs made out of pizza. But that just makes me think of Pizza the Hut and I don't want to think about Pizza the Hut. Quob can make your dream a reality with just a touch of a noodily appendage. However you must give consent. Quob does not create without consent.
André Toulon Posted July 6, 2020 Posted July 6, 2020 Ah pastafarians..... it's Myspace all over again 1
MasqueradeOverture Posted July 6, 2020 Posted July 6, 2020 3edgy5me. New Atheism is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 2004.
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 6, 2020 Author Posted July 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, André Toulon said: Ah pastafarians..... it's Myspace all over again Honestly I don't think any countries recognized it as a religion until way later than Myspace's collapse, but the virality of Henderson's letter could've started there..
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 6, 2020 Author Posted July 6, 2020 Just now, MasqueradeOverture said: 3edgy5me. New Atheism is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 2004. From what I've seen there's nothing "edgy" about it.. It's retained all the original goofy satire of it's origin while getting recognized as an official religion in a few countries which kind of makes the "New Atheism" tag false.
Le Guignon Posted July 6, 2020 Posted July 6, 2020 I accidentally sat on a bible on the bus about half an hour ago and briefly contemplated keeping it or picking it up to recycle it. 2
PhilosipherStoned Posted July 6, 2020 Author Posted July 6, 2020 I've just been thinking about my spaghetti dinner way too long before cooking it, and I think it spawned all this..
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 7, 2020 Posted July 7, 2020 On 7/5/2020 at 6:13 PM, Azalar Hex said: If I can have a god made out of things I like it would be a pair of boobs made out of pizza. But that just makes me think of Pizza the Hut and I don't want to think about Pizza the Hut. I'd love to put some boobs in my mouth, but I don't want to EAT them. 1
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