Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 16 hours ago, Athena 92 said: Just chop ur legs off below the knee and give them to me so we can be the same height xD THE TOJOS TOOK MAH SHINS, BOY! MAH SHINS! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Buh-dum-ts? Thank you and goodnight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 4 hours ago, molarbear said: I'm 6 feet tall, so according to Reddit, I'm a Prime Piece of Meat. If a Girl ever judged me off my Height, Weight, or Body, I'd Intermediately quit talking to them I just want someone that makes me laugh and has a good time hanging out with me, I don't care how short/tall they are.... Unless they're a Bears Fan, then they can go fuck off into Loserville where the Bears exist as a NFL team Wait... you love the Cubs but hate the Bears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 We stan a tall queen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 11 hours ago, new_disease said: Oh yeah i forgot about that my love for amazons would save me or kill me by snu snu i'm fine with either Tall girls win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 11 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said: yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 11 hours ago, HardcoreHunter said: I'm 6'2'' but I tend not to think of myself as tall because a lot of the people I hang around are as tall or taller than me. I know some people who are 6'4'', 6'6'', 6'7'', 6'9''. you're lucky you're not a girl or I'd challenge u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 10 hours ago, Le Guignon said: I'm 5'1...even middle schoolers tower over me. I kinda like standing by old Asian ladies that are tiny so I can briefly pretend to be tall. My 4'11 friend said the same exact thing. While I like my height, at the same time, I know it'd be nice to be little and cute, so you're on the other end of my jealousy spectrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 10 hours ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: I cant reach anything and have to climb store shelves like a crotch goblin. I guess that would be annoying. I've got these long arms too I can get anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 8 hours ago, molarbear said: I'm 6 feet tall, so according to Reddit, I'm a Prime Piece of Meat. If a Girl ever judged me off my Height, Weight, or Body, I'd Intermediately quit talking to them I just want someone that makes me laugh and has a good time hanging out with me, I don't care how short/tall they are.... Unless they're a Bears Fan, then they can go fuck off into Loserville where the Bears exist as a NFL team this isn't really even about dating compatibility or whatever. This all came about bc at the airport, I passed a girl who was like 6'4" slim and elegant (like me ) and I just saw her for a second and in my mind I said these exact words "Who the fuck do you think you are?" thats when I realized I need to make a thread and talk about these feelings 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 4 hours ago, 1pooh4u said: Better tall than short, people look at you funny when you climb shelves in grocery stores. 😆 but both climbing the shelves and asking someone to reach something are very cute. I don't ever get to utilize that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Count Smackula said: We stan a tall queen I stan my nabraniel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 7 minutes ago, Poof said: but both climbing the shelves and asking someone to reach something are very cute. I don't ever get to utilize that. I never thought of it that way. I usually just have people rolling their eyes, or just laughing as they grab the item I’m obviously reaching for, for themselves 😆 tbf I don’t usually ask for help 😆 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: I never thought of it that way. I usually just have people rolling their eyes, or just laughing as they grab the item I’m obviously reaching for, for themselves 😆 tbf I don’t usually ask for help 😆 I know you don't. None of you little small girls ever think about it. You take it 100% for granted Edited July 1, 2020 by Poof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 12 minutes ago, Belle Duckphine said: I wish I was more than 4 feet tall humans wouldnt allow a duck that large Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardcoreHunter Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 10 minutes ago, Poof said: humans wouldnt allow a duck that large 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 2 minutes ago, HardcoreHunter said: fake news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 20 hours ago, Poof said: How tall are you? 5"11 I never grew that extra inch I wanted so bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 6 hours ago, Count Smackula said: We stan a tall queen 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 I was 6' for years until my current doctor took my height in socks and hit me with that 5'11 bullshit..... Another strike was when my SiL stayed with us for a while, she's (was) a cam girl and her normal 5'9 was cool, but then she put on those damned heels and comes trotting her half naked, 7'4 ass in our room to hit the blunt, I would stand on my tiptoes to preserve dominance. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 On 6/30/2020 at 4:10 PM, Athena 92 said: Just chop ur legs off below the knee and give them to me so we can be the same height xD What the fuck are you going to do with legs? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 8 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Wait... you love the Cubs but hate the Bears? My Dad was born in Chicago and then moved to Wisconsin When Sports roll around things get a little hairy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 32 minutes ago, InsaneFox said: What the fuck are you going to do with legs? Attach them to the bottom of my legs duh 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 3 hours ago, Vamped said: 5"11 I never grew that extra inch I wanted so bad. Aw I'm sorry. You're a goddess all the same 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 1, 2020 Author Share Posted July 1, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, cyberbully said: I was 6' for years until my current doctor took my height in socks and hit me with that 5'11 bullshit..... Another strike was when my SiL stayed with us for a while, she's (was) a cam girl and her normal 5'9 was cool, but then she put on those damned heels and comes trotting her half naked, 7'4 ass in our room to hit the blunt, I would stand on my tiptoes to preserve dominance. I'd do that exact thing when I lived w/ppl. Walk around in my platform heels in my tiny outfits and take hits off the weed in between camming sessions Edited July 1, 2020 by Poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneFox Posted July 1, 2020 Share Posted July 1, 2020 8 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: Attach them to the bottom of my legs duh Ah yes. I, too, as a human, like to take leg walks. Obviously more leg is preferable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 Isn't my girlfriend about the same height as you? I felt like I had to wear my highest heels around you two. Then again, I tower over almost every other female at work. I swear the ones that are taller than me are all like 7'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted July 2, 2020 Author Share Posted July 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Isn't my girlfriend about the same height as you? I felt like I had to wear my highest heels around you two. Then again, I tower over almost every other female at work. I swear the ones that are taller than me are all like 7'. Yea I think she is about the same. How tall are you exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 54 minutes ago, Poof said: Yea I think she is about the same. How tall are you exactly? I'm like 5'9" cause apparently I'm shrinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 2, 2020 Share Posted July 2, 2020 15 hours ago, molarbear said: My Dad was born in Chicago and then moved to Wisconsin When Sports roll around things get a little hairy That doesn't explain why you chose Chicago in one sport and Wisconsin in another sport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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