ghostrek Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 I weighed myself before taking a shower and I was 168 more less I'm rounding up after my shower I weighed myself again I was at 163 how do you lose 5 lbs just by taking a shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 3 minutes ago, ghostrek said: I weighed myself before taking a shower and I was 168 more less I'm rounding up after my shower I weighed myself again I was at 163 how do you lose 5 lbs just by taking a shower Did you take a five pound shit in the shower? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Were you naked the first time you weighed yourself? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 19, 2020 Share Posted June 19, 2020 Fuck, how much semen did you have in your foreskin? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 20, 2020 Author Share Posted June 20, 2020 45 minutes ago, stilgar said: Fuck, how much semen did you have in your foreskin? I'm circumcised for 1 2 you're gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 20, 2020 Author Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 hour ago, crackymckrackin said: Did you take a five pound shit in the shower? no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 10 minutes ago, ghostrek said: I'm circumcised for 1 Good to know. Huge dick, no cheese. Gotcha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 hour ago, stilgar said: Fuck, how much semen did you have in your foreskin? Oh god WHY!? Why did I need that image!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 No missing limbs? Batteries dying in scale? Spring in scale corroded/defective? Sudden drop in gravity in your bathroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 55 minutes ago, ghostrek said: I'm circumcised for 1 2 you're gross So, was your foreskin turned into a trench coat? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Did you use the bathroom at all? Weigh yourself in the same exact place (and is the floor level where you weighed yourself?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 2 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: Did you take a five pound shit in the shower? 1 hour ago, stilgar said: Fuck, how much semen did you have in your foreskin? oh great, I came in here to maybe make a joke and now I'm dead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 20, 2020 Author Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Athena 92 said: Did you use the bathroom at all? Weigh yourself in the same exact place (and is the floor level where you weighed yourself?) yes for both Edited June 20, 2020 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 20, 2020 Author Share Posted June 20, 2020 1 hour ago, Seight said: oh great, I came in here to maybe make a joke and now I'm dead. don't go for a low-hanging fruit it's a lot of jokes to make at my expense wait I'm not telling you to make fun of me but damn if you're going to make a joke and someone took the most obvious one look for a little harder joke so other people don't make it quickly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 20, 2020 Author Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, ghostrek said: yes for both I'm pretty sure I don't have 5 lb worth of human waste in me at any one time if I do there something medically wrong with me Edited June 20, 2020 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 The only explanation is that you were abducted by aliens in the shower and they removed five pounds worth of previously installed anal probes. Probably installed a more efficient, lighter model. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 20, 2020 Author Share Posted June 20, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Azalar Hex said: The only explanation is that you were abducted by aliens in the shower and they removed five pounds worth of previously installed anal probes. Probably installed a more efficient, lighter model. nope they stop taking me after I was starting to request free medical care from them apparently they don't like giving free medical care because they care about are sperm and eggs and stuff not us surviving Plus they don't do dental work or Vision apparently God damn grey aliens kidnapping Us in the middle of the night and not giving us free dental or vision Edited June 20, 2020 by ghostrek 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 16 minutes ago, ghostrek said: yes for both Water weight can be quite a bit. Even if u only peed between the first and second time that can make a big difference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted June 20, 2020 Author Share Posted June 20, 2020 okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 Is it possible some heavy worms dropped out of you and down the drain while you were in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacky1980 Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 wearing five pounds of filth on your body & hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 lol wtf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted June 20, 2020 Share Posted June 20, 2020 2 hours ago, gula said: Is it possible some heavy worms dropped out of you and down the drain while you were in there? What? Why would they be heavier? He's just as poor as you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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